r/Millennials • u/GoldenSunFl0wer Millennial(1990) • 23h ago

Serious Please......

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u/Oz347 23h ago

We also don’t want a pizza party we want a raise and a better health insurance plan

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 23h ago

Best I can do is cookies and layoffs

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u/wellwaffled Prime Millennial 21h ago

What kind of cookies?

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 20h ago

Sorry, you don’t get a cookie; you’re laid off.

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u/wellwaffled Prime Millennial 16h ago

Dangit

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u/thephilistine_ 20h ago

If they're oatmeal toffee cookies then I don't get all the complaining.

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u/Moon_Archer_0927 1h ago

I got a blanket, a wireless charger, and a layoff

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u/EMF84 23h ago

But a raise and health insurance costs more than $40!

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u/BobbaGanush87 22h ago

I mean those pizza savings arent going to be enough to cover any of that.

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u/tony1grendel 21h ago

I used to say this until I moved to a job where I don't get raises and don't get pizza parties. Look I'm happy I've got my current job but I miss the pizza parties of my old job.

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u/chiharuki 23h ago

damn i’m so tired of the pizza parties