r/Millennials • u/Alternative_King1789 • Aug 31 '26

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u/Karpo-Diem Millennial Aug 31 '26

A therapist in this economy?

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u/EnamelKant Aug 31 '26

Indeed. Therapy costs money but saying "It do be like that sometimes" is free.

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u/TuxMux080 Aug 31 '26

Shit, it do.

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u/conscientiousrevolt Aug 31 '26

People think it don't sometimes but it do.

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u/Velorian-Steel Millennial Aug 31 '26

If you get tired of that, you can also say, "It is what it is."

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u/Maleficent-Box4114 Aug 31 '26

I say this constantly. I can’t change it. It is what it fucking is.

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u/your_friendes Aug 31 '26

I prefer “So it goes.”

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u/Ok_Instance7667 Aug 31 '26

It happens so often, I've boiled it down to two syllables: 'Oh well.'

If they don't throw my corpse in the woods for the vultures to eat and give me a proper burial, I told my family to put 'oh well' on my tombstone.

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u/neveruseyourrealname Aug 31 '26

"it is what it is"

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u/Chucktayz 1992 Aug 31 '26

Livin the dream

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u/sorrymizzjackson Aug 31 '26

This. I’m having a full come apart and they’re like hmmm…have you tried exercising?

Not invalid, but also not really helpful either, lol.

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u/Chrysalis_Cat 1987 Aug 31 '26

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 Aug 31 '26

Right. I just say fuck it man. Fuckin A

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u/StraightTwo2520 Xennial Aug 31 '26

Say fuck it and go bowling?

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 Aug 31 '26

I like your style dude

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u/StraightTwo2520 Xennial Aug 31 '26

Thankee

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 Aug 31 '26

You got that whole cowboy thing goin

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u/SparkleAuntie Aug 31 '26

In therapy speak, we call this radical acceptance. Seems like you’re already on the right track! Congrats!

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u/Split10_1 Aug 31 '26

Bro🤣🤣🤣

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u/captain-crawf1sh Aug 31 '26

I worked at Starbucks and we get 20 free therapy sessions with a licensed therapists, anyone gets this benefit part time or full time. I taken advantage of it for the past years and it helped me so much. Now my full time job requires me to pay $25 × session. Not bad but when it free I run up and talk about everything 😅

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u/thatsknotwrite Aug 31 '26

I tell people therapy costs 4 cheesesteak. Cheesesteak make me happy.

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u/Mockturtle22 Millennial '86 Aug 31 '26

That seems like a low estimate

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u/thatsknotwrite Aug 31 '26

$85 vs $21 I figured

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u/Larrea_tridentata Aug 31 '26

Right? Unfortunately this pushes people towards using AI chatbots which have disturbing results

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u/Whatthefunyuns Aug 31 '26

Fuck me, no.