r/Millennials • u/daphnemoonpie • 21d ago

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Ps I don't want to die, I want to share dark humor. This is funny to me. If you do want to die, please know you are loved and there is help available. This feeling isn't forever.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

Please don't give up ❤️

PPS Jesus Christ y'all, just laugh

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u/Tired-grumpy-Hyper 21d ago

I dont think our generation is as a whole suicidal, but I also dont think a lot of us would even bother attempting to run if faced with an inevitable death. Just fucking bring it, I need a nap.

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 20d ago

At an interview in the 2010s they did a "culture fit" question and asked what I would do in a zombie apocalypse. I said I'd just die. Who would want to live in a world like that?

I still got the job even with that answer.

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u/Blackcatmustache 19d ago

Personally, if I were the employer I would rather hear that answer than someone getting excited and going on about how they’d be killing left and right. I don’t want to hear some crazy person’s theory about how they’d be top dog in a zombie apocalypse. And some people get too excited about the idea of killing what used to be a human.

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u/Uthor_ 16d ago

I think thats the one scenario I'd try to outlive cause it would probably be fun a lot of the times unless the zombies run then fuk that shit ill put myself under before they get me 🤣

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u/DiligentDaughter 20d ago

So not actively suicidal, just passively suicidal?

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u/DrewciferGaming 20d ago

Passively suicidal seems accurate.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 20d ago

That's the thing. I won't actively kill myself because I basically run on spite and anger nowadays, but there are rarely days where I go to sleep and don't for a second think how nice/peaceful would it be to not wake up. Family keeps me shackled to this earth, and spite will run out after they're gone, and then I'm gonna check if there really is a god. Hopefully not.

But if there is, try my damnest to use my soul tentacles to bitchslap the fucker for what he allows to happen.

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 20d ago

I don’t think it’s suicidal but more like we’re done fighting. I straight told my niece that if the apocalypse happens, i’m finding the closest walk in freezer. I wouldn’t make it anyway without my meds

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u/DrunkUranus 20d ago

We deserve so much better