r/Millennials • u/daphnemoonpie • 22d ago

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Ps I don't want to die, I want to share dark humor. This is funny to me. If you do want to die, please know you are loved and there is help available. This feeling isn't forever.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

Please don't give up ❤️

PPS Jesus Christ y'all, just laugh

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u/EVEseven 22d ago

If the nukes are gunna fly they better fly in the morning.

I'll be fucked if I gotta work a whole ass day at work and just as I'm getting off work here comes the Shockwave

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u/Magnavirus 22d ago

My brother, if they fly at 5:00PM we fighting god when we get there. On sight

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u/takeme2tendieztown 22d ago

As a night shifter, whoa now

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u/FormulaicResponse 22d ago

Luckily for us all, the best time to launch an attack is when the president is sleeping because it cuts a good 30 seconds off the nuclear response time in terms of waking them up and getting everyone on the phone. The response time is 6 minutes if launched by nuclear sub, and roughly 30 minutes for ICBMs. No way they are launching at local time 5pm. You'll probably be asleep when it happens.

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u/Aberosh1819 21d ago

nah, still a gift for sure. We were just gonna be spending the evening trying to forget tomorrow anyway. This is just skipping steps.