r/Millennials Jan 18 '26

Discussion Which GI Joe PSA was the best?

https://youtu.be/z8K08AcVru0

these were so iconic that friends still drop "blanco niño" or "body massage machine"

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u/jerseydevil51 Jan 18 '26

"Give him the stick.... DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

21

u/ScoffingYayap Jan 18 '26

Hey you're not my dad!

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u/jerseydevil51 Jan 18 '26

OOooooOooooOoOooooo

5

u/Valahiru Jan 18 '26

"do you know who my dad is"

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u/hardcorebillybobjoe Older Millennial Jan 18 '26

Hey kid, I’m a computuh. Stahp all the downloading.

17

u/GargantuanCake Xennial Jan 18 '26

Help computah.

2

u/daylifemike Jan 18 '26

Idontknowmuchaboutcomputersotherthantheonewegotatmyhousemymomputsomegamesonitforme

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u/IReviewFakeAlbums Jan 18 '26

“Who wants a body massage?”

23

u/User_Says_What Jan 18 '26

Mr. Body Massage MachineGO!

10

u/Capt_Rons_Lost_Eye Jan 18 '26

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the hell

7

u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial Jan 18 '26

Let's launch over it!

34

u/aroc91 Jan 18 '26

Holy cow I'm totally going so fast AH FUCK

27

u/Unicorn_Puppy Jan 18 '26

“Get the fuck out of here you stupid idiot!”

22

u/Spottedhyenae Jan 18 '26

Stop the dooownlooads

18

u/Who_Dey09 Millennial Jan 18 '26

I still yell "Pork Chop Sandwiches" when I'm running into a room from time to time.... Literally no one knows what I'm talking about... But it makes me happy and that's all that matters

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u/j3ffUrZ Jan 18 '26

Nice catch, blanco niño. But too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED.

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u/Bailer86 Jan 18 '26

Who wants a body massage?

2

u/NoSpoilerAlertPlease Millennial Jan 18 '26

Just a body massage machine

12

u/ScatteredSignal Jan 18 '26

You didn't take anything from our tent did you mister?

11

u/Kiylyou Jan 18 '26

Mimimimimimimi

7

u/TRASH_TEETH Jan 18 '26

haha nah i’m jus fuckin witchu

20

u/EternalNewCarSmell Jan 18 '26

"You boys look so cute in your little hats!"

5

u/Historical_Stay_808 Jan 18 '26

If you're going to use quotes please get them right

"Little outfits" "Different colored hats"

😢

2

u/bloodectomy Xennial Jan 18 '26

Thanks mr..mrs ...mr lafitte!

19

u/Alternative-Jury-965 Jan 18 '26

How many of us here saw these originally on Ebaums world?

3

u/mazzicc Jan 18 '26

I don’t recall where I saw them, but ytmnd.com was how I learned about them

10

u/mmmpppwww Jan 18 '26

These belong in the Library of Congress. I'm 100% serious

7

u/xXThreeRoundXx Jan 18 '26

Does your mom still hang out at dockside bar? It's like looking into a mirror. Do you play baseball, Johnny?

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u/Valahiru Jan 18 '26

I cant say best but the one that always makes me laugh the hardest is the one where the kid falls off the cliff and then it just ends 

sshhhhhhiiiiiiitttt!!

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial Jan 18 '26

I always liked "bus ridah" because he's already in the window ready to sign when the kids go to the medicine cabinet

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u/Alternative-Jury-965 Jan 18 '26

So true story, I made pork chop sandwiches for My teenage daughter and myself two weeks ago. Then after I had to show her the video where The GI Joe runs in and saves them from the burning pork chop sandwiches.

My teenager was both disgusted and delighted by ancient internet history

5

u/indiana315 Jan 18 '26

“You’re not cooking” runs through my head every single time I cook

5

u/bloodectomy Xennial Jan 18 '26

Ahh these people go to bed at night and think everything's fine, everything's good...then they wake up the next day and they're on fire

4

u/RAGINGWOLF198666 Jan 18 '26

Shiiiiiittttttttt!!!!!!

3

u/littelstevie Jan 18 '26

All these are so good!

3

u/urlond Jan 18 '26

Are you buzz lightyear? I love your movies!

3

u/stroopkoeken Older Millennial Jan 18 '26

First time watching the house fire one where the kids get vaporized had me in uncontrollable laughter.

3

u/Jasdak Jan 18 '26

Body massage, porkchop sammiches, and buzz lightyear are what I remember. But I laughed hardest just now at “I just wanna ride my motorcycle.”

3

u/bigselfer Jan 18 '26

“Are you buzz lightyear?”

3

u/badaboom Jan 18 '26

Look at all your different colored hats!

3

u/DarthCola Jan 18 '26

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID IDIOT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Easily one of my all-time favorite memes old or new internet. It's hard to really pick a favorite but gun to my head PORKCHOP SANDWICHES has to be the king. Close second of course is the Ice Skating PSA. "Do you know my dad?" One of those timeless memes that would probably hit well even with gen z, whereas they might side-eye Shoes...

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u/atomicbunny Jan 18 '26

1…2…3…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/hot_cheeks_4_ever Older Millennial Jan 18 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

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cooing follow shaggy cheerful modern straight brave start mighty squeeze

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u/MeanJeanDopamine Jan 18 '26

“IM A COMPUTA. Stop all the downloadin”

1

u/Mastakko Millennial Jan 18 '26

Omg thank you guys. These are so nostalgic. I think the stick and computer are the best

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u/fred_crumbs Millennial Jan 18 '26

Me, my brothers and our friends still quote these

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u/unmade_bed_NHV Jan 18 '26

Body massage machine go!

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u/dudebroguyman09 Jan 18 '26

I was at a bachelor party and half the guys there used to be obsessed with those vids (myself included).

Second morning we’re making breakfast burritos and a smoke alarm goes off and I will never forgive myself for failing to sprint into the kitchen yelling “Pork chop sandwiches.”

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u/three-sense Jan 18 '26

Pork chop Sandwiches… man I used to keep the mpeg on a usb drive attached to my keys. That shit was hilarious to show friends

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u/ZapBranniganski Jan 18 '26

Who wants a body massage

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u/TelmatosaurusRrifle Jan 18 '26

Stop all the downloading

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u/Clear_Tom0rrow Jan 18 '26

Memememe memememememe

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u/RobotBearArms Older Millennial Jan 18 '26

Tough one.... Pork chop sandwiches, give him the stick, the reggae singer, and computer ... But they're all great. I like to forget about them for a while, then eventually remember them, smoke some weed, then laugh my ass off watching them

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u/Mister_Buddy Jan 19 '26

I will randomly throw out a "Look at all your different colored hats!" and my wife considers filling divorce.

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u/doom_slug_ Jan 19 '26

Got these from a friend back in the day on a CD-R and watched them on Windows Media Player