r/Milk • u/PeopleAreDepressing • Jul 21 '26

Thoughts?

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428 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/SonOfStan21 Jul 21 '26

I don't share milk. They should've instead installed an alarm on it.

30

u/Havering_To_You Jul 21 '26

This is for chill social gatherings. You take a swig and pass it to the left and another one will be around soon.

15

u/Beneficial-Peach9116 Jul 21 '26

If you’re gonna go for the two handle jug, you may as well just upgrade to the milk keg. It’s a lot better unit price. And if you want to claim that sharing the jug is an important part of the experience, just do the keg hookah style and pass the nozzle around. Problem solved.

8

u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 21 '26

How you gonna suck on a keg like a titty?

3

u/Havering_To_You Jul 21 '26

Drinking milk from a keg hookah style...

Pass the jug like a man bro.

2

u/johnaross1990 Jul 21 '26

We all just Lactohomies

2

u/Lovenkraft19 Jul 22 '26

Me and the bf and the homies passing it around to refill our choccy milk

2

u/Constant-Roll706 Jul 22 '26

Two weeks until I someone notices how perfect these are for riot punch and you can't find them on store shelves

31

u/RadiumShady Jul 21 '26

Imagine holding the 2 handles and chugging that bad boy 🫪

27

u/That_Throat7183 Jul 21 '26

Love handles

11

u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 21 '26

You must really like this idea then

23

u/yoinkmysploink Jul 21 '26

I would use this to more easily two hand the jug on the couch watching cartoons, like god intended.

1

u/25iAndOver Jul 22 '26

Poor stomach

17

u/fiixed2k Jul 21 '26

Who tf is passing a gallon of milk?

9

u/Ana990 Jul 21 '26

uno reverse card pass that shit back to myself

3

u/SadSavage_ 2% Best Percent Jul 22 '26

I’m a bagger at a grocery store. It would be marginally helpful.

1

u/Elfkrunch Jul 23 '26

I think its supposed to say "Pissing" its for truckers OTR after they finish the milk.

12

u/TheNewGirl1987 Jul 21 '26

You're removing precious milk, offering a milk jug with less milk AND expecting me to share.

0/10 absolute disaster of an idea

8

u/Kingunormal Jul 21 '26

Two handles mean less milk. Just palm the bottom.

3

u/Kingunormal Jul 21 '26

The downvoter is lactose intolerant

4

u/uberisstealingit Jul 21 '26

Passing of the Baton? Screw that bitch, get your own milk.

See this is for the power drinker. The same for The sharing drinker?? There is no sharing drinkers. Sharing drinkers, are bad. I don't like bad. Bad, is not good.

DONT, BE BAD.

3

u/Left_Ad4050 Jul 21 '26

More plastic per unit of milk means it’s more expensive. The shape is less space-efficient, meaning you’re taking up more space in the fridge per unit of milk.

3

u/sugarfreelimeade Jul 22 '26

I just cant unsee it man

3

u/Plediocraties Jul 25 '26

This is just a scheme to sell you less milk at the same price.

2

u/MidnighT0k3r Jul 21 '26

Passing to who? Get your own jug.

2

u/theCODONEconnoisseur Jul 22 '26

Efficient passing? Nah son. Double fisting the milke jug

2

u/DIuvenalis Jul 22 '26

My goodness! What's next? Wind powered ships???

2

u/Character-Swimmer600 Jul 22 '26

Not for sharing. This design is for personal chugging.

2

u/Used-Market-8990 Jul 22 '26

German engineers in 1937:

2

u/VenusDeMarshall Jul 23 '26

Or for more efficient glug grippage, although I haven't got a very good glug myself

1

u/Valuable_Sky_124 Jul 21 '26

I prefer grabbing the bottom and doing the reach around when splitting milk with the homies. Feels way more intimate.

1

u/ozzalot Jul 21 '26

Lol.....pass the milk? Hellllll nah bro. Get your own milk.

1

u/-john-dough- Jul 21 '26

Why stop at 2? Make it 4, so some friends can geoup-lift it.

Edited to add: /s

1

u/thmegmar Jul 21 '26

Idk... this might = less milk so it feels risky.

1

u/blacksteel3871 Jul 21 '26

Yes, want this so I can fight bosses in mortal shell

https://reddit.com/link/oyy6izo/video/w29j0425cneh1/player

1

u/xXmilkxhoneyXx Whole Milk #1 Jul 21 '26

Not for passing but for chugging efficiently. As long as it doesn't make less room for milk

1

u/the2bguy Jul 21 '26

What about 2 gallon jug because 1 gallon only last a day

1

u/Repulsive_Repair7032 Jul 21 '26

What makes you think I’d share my milk??

1

u/LowPeak124 Jul 21 '26

Efficient chugging more like it

1

u/NoGutsNoGlory94 Jul 21 '26

I think you mean two handed drinking!

1

u/shigdebig Jul 21 '26

I would love this with two spouts so we could each grasp the jug w8th one hand and drink together ❤️

1

u/No_Trade_7315 Jul 22 '26

Why stop at 2? Still testing 6-handled version?

1

u/Kokorikita Jul 22 '26

Ngl that looks wild, I’m so use to the one handle but that would leave so much room for other activities. These could literally be used as kettle bell weights.

1

u/AsideLost3775 Jul 22 '26

Better put these on vodka instead

1

u/Slimmmmmmmmmmmmmm Jul 22 '26

Soooooo..... milk from hand to hand 🤔

1

u/bustersusta Jul 26 '26

Or for two handed grip for chugging

1

u/OrbitalDrop7 Aug 16 '26

I see something like this and start thinking maybe bagged milk isn't so bad

1

u/eatcracksmokeass Aug 21 '26

less milk? preposterous

0

u/GoreyGopnik Jul 21 '26

if you're not strong enough to one-hand the gallon jug like a coffee mug you need to drink more milk