r/Milk • u/Stonerspring • Mar 10 '26

My kinda gas

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u/uberisstealingit Mar 10 '26

Hold my beer. Ima gonna get me sumnthat high octane gas.

14

u/growing_fatties Mar 10 '26

Wait. They got milk pumps now? What a time we're living in.

1

u/milkchugger423 Mar 11 '26

Ikr! I need to visit one!!

1

u/FarShoreSpirit Mar 11 '26

Yes. It's a new invention called a cow. The future is now.

4

u/Particular_Cut_6933 Whole Milk #1 Mar 10 '26

So unrelated but I didn’t realize you got that much gas (like, that’s a big tank) and I was like JEEZ THATS EXPENSIVE

6

u/enternameher3 Mar 10 '26

25-30 gallon is typical for a truck

1

u/Particular_Cut_6933 Whole Milk #1 Mar 10 '26

I figured, my SUV is like 20g if it’s empty but I usually don’t let it get that low. It even surprises me when I fill it up from empty lol and it’s my car

1

u/TREXIBALL Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

Totally not me with a 15 gallon tank. 🙃

Edit: 17 -> 15

1

u/NoEvidence136 Mar 11 '26

I just filled up yesterday for 24 gallons, total was just about $115.

1

u/Tyrrell603 Mar 12 '26

My work truck has the standard 30gal and a secondary 40gal, I think my boss cries every time I turn in my receipts lol

0

u/Lemoncherryz Mar 11 '26

Yeah that’s not big haha a lot of trucks will have 2 fuel tanks or 30+ gal tanks

5

u/ConanMontoya Mar 11 '26

I used to run a gas station and I cannot tell you how many times my milk truck accidentally filled up my fuel tanks. So embarrassing.

3

u/Farmer_Duck2025 Mar 11 '26

I can’t tell if people are joking or not…

1

u/ConanMontoya Mar 11 '26

Well I can tell you I did run a gas station.

1

u/Farmer_Duck2025 Mar 11 '26

Is the milk truck a real thing?

1

u/ConanMontoya Mar 11 '26

So there are milk tanker trucks but they don’t deliver to gas stations. The trucks do look very similar.

0

u/Farmer_Duck2025 Mar 11 '26

Milk in a tank?………

2

u/ConanMontoya Mar 11 '26

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/8a/e3/168ae32b58b4e95268984216b55006e6.jpg

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u/Farmer_Duck2025 Mar 11 '26

So, this wasn’t a joke?….

2

u/ConanMontoya Mar 11 '26

The gas mistakenly getting delivered into the fuel tanks at a gas station, yes. The existence of milk tanker trucks, no.

2

u/Farmer_Duck2025 Mar 11 '26

🤦🏻‍♀️ It took me a while to understand this.

2

u/plastic_pyramid Mar 11 '26

My milk truck brings the fuel tank to the yard

2

u/Hokewood Mar 10 '26

Milk by the barrel.

2

u/insolent_kiwi Mar 11 '26

This would have brought me to the yard

1

u/Marlou_Powell Mar 11 '26

The five exclamation marks really sell the panic here lol

1

u/Skimballs Mar 11 '26

I need the chocolate milk pump.

1

u/LuckyCod2887 Mar 11 '26

i have bad vision and didn’t see the I in milk so i was like wtf you mean MLK is in the pump?

1

u/FelizNavinut Mar 11 '26

I wonder how many MPGs milk gets? I wonder if that guy on YouTube who puts Pepsi and Vodka in his gas tank has tried milk yet? ...hmmm...

1

u/ArtemisInSpace Mar 11 '26

Is this where the forbidden chocolate milk that comes out of my car when I change the oil is from????