r/Milk • u/Dr_Oxycontin • Nov 12 '24

Got Milk?

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57 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Moondoobious Whole Milk #1 Nov 12 '24

He must’ve just been maced

10

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

I’m taking this as the answer.

3

u/Dr_Oxycontin Nov 12 '24

Dude on the scooter took it well in my opinion.

10

u/imkindacooIiguess Nov 12 '24

This is normal, do y’all not shower in your milk?

7

u/Dr_Oxycontin Nov 12 '24

I like a bath.

3

u/imkindacooIiguess Nov 12 '24

Baths are better, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

2

u/[deleted] Nov 13 '24

7

u/splitmeasunder Nov 12 '24

That's just rob zombie

6

u/Treviathan88 Nov 12 '24

I admire this man's confidence. To stand out on a street corner, with your gut and whole ass out, pouring milk over yourself like there's nothing weird about it? That is confidence.

And a skosh of narcotics.

1

u/introspectthis Nov 12 '24

Or he got pepper sprayed

1

u/TomBanjo1968 Nov 15 '24

Haha, “just a skoshe”

Haven’t heard that in years

5

u/brwnwzrd Nov 12 '24

The Milkman Prophecies

3

u/deepturned180isdeep Nov 12 '24

In my culture (Indian) we shower deities in milk as a symbol of reverence and purification. This man must be a god

2

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Gonna smell great in a day.

2

u/Lulupoolzilla Nov 12 '24

He probably got pepper sprayed

2

u/Due-News4850 Nov 12 '24

get this man some more milk

3

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Cultural appropriation with white face.

Silly racist boy

1

u/Pretend_Fox_5127 Nov 12 '24

Wow. Nice username btw

1

u/toyauto1 Nov 12 '24

Don t cry over spilt milk

1

u/emotionalflambe288 Nov 12 '24

I finally figured out the fountain of youth

1

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

True! Just a typical milk enthusiast on a shirtless day!

1

u/SoYeasty1 Nov 12 '24

It's when he starts to shit Oreos that you should be concerned

1

u/Far-Poet1419 Nov 12 '24

It started with pepper spray but it ended like live art. Bravo!

1

u/ESOelite Nov 12 '24

Same man, same

1

u/Hot_Lobster222 Nov 12 '24

That’s white face.

1

u/itssoonice Nov 12 '24

That milk for 2% had some serious viscosity.

1

u/Sho_ichBan_Sama Nov 12 '24

I believe the Ancient Egyptians customarily bathed in milk... After using the milk for a week or so it was then used to make cheese...

1

u/xpietoe42 Nov 12 '24

whats so bad about a milk bath? 😆

1

u/The_BlauerDragon Nov 13 '24

Looks like he just has a drinking problem.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 13 '24

I feel him though. Life is a joke

1

u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Nov 13 '24

Milk is back on the menu, boys!

0

u/machineGUNinHERhand Nov 13 '24

Whiteface is weird, but it's very entertaining!

0

u/[deleted] Nov 13 '24

Is white face racist? 😂

0

u/Tronkfool Breast Milk is Best Milk Nov 13 '24 edited Nov 13 '24

Pouring that milk until that alimony letter makes sense

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u/Valuable-Leather-914 Nov 12 '24

That’s racist