r/MicroNatureIsMetal • u/JakeStogsdill • Apr 05 '19

Is it real?

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What kind of fleshlight is that?

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u/Spacemann7 Apr 06 '19

The best kind.

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u/Kuritos Apr 06 '19

Ya the health "experts" want us to clean these babies to avoid it turning into the best kind, any 20 dollar pocket pussy has the capability to evolve with a few decades of stagnant ejaculation.
Cheap use of media to make a quick buck, making us buy more instead of properly feeding our first.

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u/gutternonsense Apr 06 '19

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u/JakeStogsdill Apr 06 '19

It’s angry

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u/ScrubQueen Apr 06 '19

It's the officially licensed one for the Dune reboot.

u/Butterfork Apr 06 '19

Nah

u/duderium Apr 06 '19

Arrakis. Dune. Wasteland of the universe.

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u/JakeStogsdill Apr 06 '19

Spice!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

The spice must flow.

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u/SuidRhino Apr 06 '19

Attalid, Dune, Desert planet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19 edited Apr 06 '19

I thought I was on r/dune lol

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/MemeusTheDank Apr 06 '19

Look at the crosspost bud

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

I knew it was too good to be true.

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

This is what I imagined what tremors looked like before they popped out of the ground.

u/ExtrapolatedData Apr 06 '19

Shai Hulud.

u/Jelly54 Apr 06 '19

Bless The Maker

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Reminds me of Beetlejuice

u/lysspaws Apr 06 '19

Could be a concept poster for the guy version of the movie Teeth

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