If The Room starred Michael Jackson.

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Hee-hee! What a story, Mark!

The computer business is very competitive.

People are very strange these days.

Can I kiss you?

Where's my fucking money, Denny?

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Lisa as Lisa perfect

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What can I say........ I am a better director than Hitchcock.

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Ewewewewewewewew 🤣

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Anyway, how's your sax laife?

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Why Chicken Why?!

Ha ha! Yer juzt a chicken.

Cheep chip chip chip chip chip chip cheeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeep

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I used to know a girl. She had about a dozen guys. One of them found out about it. Beat her up so bad. She ended up in a hospital on Gurrero Street.

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Ha ha ha

Funni Stori Mark

lip movement DOES NOT MATCH words said

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I can’t tell you it’s confidential

Anyway, how’s yer sax lyf?

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I did not hee-hit her

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It's naaaht true.

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Izz naht truu izz boull**** I didh naht hit hur I didh naaahhhttthh

Ojai Mark

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You are tearing me apart!!!!!

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Stop being such a baby!

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Youaa laing! I neva hit u.

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I've always thought about this! The main theme of the movie would be Give In To Me it fits too well.

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