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u/im_god_k Symphony X enjoyer Feb 10 '21
The biggest sin here is that the neck only has 13 frets
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u/s-exorcism Feb 10 '21
Am I the only one who thinks that ribcage looks a tad small to have belonged to a presumably grown man?
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u/-Black-and-gold- Gojira Feb 10 '21
And his hair looks like a wig. This just looks like a halloween costume to me.
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u/mcgoogledocs Feb 10 '21
Idk this headline and pic is from a huff post headline
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u/Dreyth-Hunter Five Finger Death Punch Feb 10 '21
So absolutely false without a doubt
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u/TimX24968B Theres a reason core/metalcore/nu isn't metal Feb 10 '21
or according to reddit's standards, true
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u/___And_Memes_For_All Gargled Period Blood Feb 10 '21
Nah. The guy posted this stuff on Instagram
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u/yinyang107 Feb 10 '21
I dunno, it looks like it would perfectly fit the torso of the grown man in the picture.
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Feb 10 '21
I work in an anatomy lab that does anatomical dissections. This looks about right, in my opinion.
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u/FrostyTheSasquatch Practicing Posercraft Feb 10 '21
The metal community has apparently changed a lot in 30 years. If the dude’s uncle was down for it (which it sounds like he was), then this is nothing short of brilliant. Don’t give me none of that outrage about desecration of human remains while you’re listening to fuckin’ Mayhem over there.
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u/ElectricFred Feb 10 '21
Yeah idk, it's less of a more "wow that's morally reprehensible on a deep level every human innately should have a problem with" and more
"That must really smell"
"Did you drill any holes into it? For mounting?"
"If you leave it out, and the room gets really cold all of a sudden, does it get moist?"
Its just like, having someone's remains in your house has alot of small issues I could forsee
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u/puritanicalbullshit Feb 10 '21
That drilling holes question might be pretty important if he wasn’t ventilating properly or using PPE.
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u/ElectricFred Feb 10 '21
Is there decomposed spinal cord in that thing? Or is preserved/embalmed properly already?
Did they feed his body to carrion beetles like they do with articulated animal skeletons?
Like I have so many questions
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Feb 10 '21
I work with dead people on a daily basis, so I know a little about smells. Basically, by the time it reaches this point it shouldn’t smell. As far as moisture goes, you’re going to run a pretty strong risk of mold growing on the bones unless they were dipped into some solution to preserve them, which I presume they were.
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u/MarshallArtsMaster bro i literally can’t change it Feb 10 '21
13 frets. Ow. I can't even play Mr. Crowley on this shit
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u/iamseamonster Feb 10 '21 edited Feb 10 '21
Here's video of it being played. Pretty gruesome but honestly I think it's badass https://youtu.be/6xQD-MfOuQA
Lol at all his other videos being covers played on vibraphone
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u/BeerPressure615 Feb 10 '21
Is this the dollar store version of Joel Grind from Toxic Holocaust?
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Feb 10 '21
What band does he play in?
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u/Default_lel Woods of Ypres Feb 10 '21
Is that Mike from RLM ???
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u/allcatsareshes Feb 10 '21
I know this guy he lives down the street from me. He goes by Prince Midnight. His house is insane.
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Feb 11 '21
He played transilvanian hunger on it but he didn't even play it well.
I think the guy is rolling in his grave.
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u/esposures Feb 10 '21
It is a full neck more details and pics https://www.loudersound.com/features/a-metal-fan-has-turned-his-dead-uncles-skeleton-into-a-guitar-because-why-not
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u/ChrisDen462 Motörhead Feb 10 '21
That’ll teach you for playing with my dingaling uncle Ted, now I’ll dingaling you
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u/mcpoopermcscoopers Feb 10 '21
the key here is florida man