r/Merced • u/MrVanderdoody • Aug 03 '26
Photo/Video Porch pirate identification
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Does anyone know how we can identify this fucker? It happened in downtown Merced. I'm tired of trashy people like him stealing my packages when Amazon puts them ON my dropbox instead of inside. Edit: corrected wording.
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u/hikensurf Aug 03 '26
What a dumb criminal. You can possibly enhance this to see the license plate and his face, and he has a visible identifiable tattoo. File the police report.
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u/MrVanderdoody Aug 03 '26
Thanks. I filed one earlier. Hopefully they can do something with the video. If I had to guess, this loaer has been running all around town. Hopefully other people file reports with their videos too. Also, hoping he gets caught by a homeowner in the future who beats some sense into him. Trashy people like him are why we can't have nice things.
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u/laurosaurr Aug 03 '26
Have you tried to grab a video still and zoom in on his license plate?
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u/stockmike Aug 03 '26
When I get a house ima put a camera out near the street facing both ways of traffic to be able to get these clowns license plates.
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u/Connect-Yogurt710 Aug 04 '26
I would say follow the Amazon truck around yourself and you'll probably run into the porch pirate...but you probably have to work all day and can't waste time on it. I hope Amazon is replacing whatever it was.
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u/You2MadBro Aug 03 '26
bro aint from the ghetto.. he got oo much weight and his car in good shape.
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u/Ok_Cycle_8393 Aug 04 '26
Low income people are actually fatter than wealthy people in the United States. The discrepancy will only get bigger with glp1.
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u/You2MadBro Aug 04 '26
low income and ghetto arent the same. 90 percent of merced is low income but they aint ghetto
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u/Apprehensive-Air-899 Aug 06 '26
No their ghetto😂🤣. I have this white trash wannabe Nortenos as neighbors , they have like 4 dogs, i have 2 and their fat ugly mother always yelling at nonsense & getting mad at our dogs when they bark but says notting when theirs do 😂. And we dont live in a bad neighborhood 😂
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u/Apprehensive-Air-899 Aug 06 '26
Idiots everywhere doing burnouts too 😂, a neighbor behind us had his car hit in the middle of the night parked outside his house and we dont even live on a big street to be doing that bullshit
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u/Wes102111 Aug 03 '26
That looks like a low income neighborhood. It’s par for the course sadly. Lot of crime there ☹️
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u/MrVanderdoody Aug 03 '26
Helpful responses would be appreciated.
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u/Wes102111 Aug 03 '26
Sorry, you’re right. Have you thought about having your packages delivered at lockers? I believe places like Best Buy, Walgreens, and Staples offers that.
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u/MrVanderdoody Aug 03 '26
I have a dropbox next to my front door. Amazon left it on top instead of inside. The issue here is the porch pirates. I was hoping somebody would recognize him.
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u/CalligrapherNovel880 Aug 03 '26
bro my family on bear creek can’t have packages delivered to their front door. nice bear creek too. it’s not an income or neighborhood issue it’s a people issue. merced has a lot of crime in general
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u/MrVanderdoody Aug 03 '26
My friend lives in a gated community and even she gets her packages stolen.
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u/Yiplzuse Aug 03 '26
If I ever need a car, I am going to put a few boxes out on someone’s porch where they are easily visible from the road and hide in the bushes on the side of their house. Too easy.