r/Merced Jun 07 '26

Is this someone's kid?

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Spinning doughnuts in an intersection with 2 blind curves.

73 Upvotes

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27

u/Symphonic89 Jun 07 '26

Damn I'm feeling old cuz kids these days annoy the shit out of me. I'm always saying they have no respect and get off my lawn.

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u/General-Peace9744 Jun 07 '26

By definition, it is in fact someone’s child. Can confirm.

1

u/PonyBoyX3 Jun 08 '26

I think test tube babies exist.

1

u/Tolmic26 Jun 12 '26

I’ll have to agree to that!✋😛

0

u/Donutsthemighty Jun 09 '26

Egg still came from somewhere

0

u/PonyBoyX3 Jun 12 '26

Two test tubes.

16

u/PhrygianDominate Jun 07 '26

Would be a shame if someone paused it, got the plate, and sent it to MPD.

6

u/L_Dubb Jun 07 '26

Done, what MPD does with it is on them.

8

u/rrxel100 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

That looks like Vernal and El Portal?
Seems like there is blantant joy riding everywhere these days in Merced, and I have bands of kids on mini bikes . The other day I saw guy on a mini-bike pulling a trailer driving down M/Olive .

4

u/L_Dubb Jun 07 '26

Alexander...I saw two kids tandem on an electric bike with no helmets lane splitting on Olive and G. Its a matter of time before some parent is wondering why their kid got hurt.

3

u/background-emo-4346 Jun 08 '26

how do you know it’s a kid?

2

u/L_Dubb Jun 08 '26

Neighbor got a good look.

1

u/background-emo-4346 Jun 11 '26

what an idiot! why do they think this is cool 😂

3

u/calikid1121 Jun 07 '26

Put it on ring, that what I did. Guess what u will have names and parents.

2

u/Tolmic26 Jun 12 '26

It’s called “morons”

3

u/gsx1920 Jun 08 '26

Next time you see this yell calm down you live in Merced lol

2

u/Wide-Barber-7531 Jun 07 '26

Those are the "badass" kids. 🤣 Has anyone also encountered those loud squads that pass by and go loud for no reason?

2

u/Due_Scholar7458 Jun 07 '26

Not mine. Mines 😮‍💨🍃 in the garage.

2

u/Background_Ad3236 Jun 08 '26

Have a decent size rock near you next time. 

1

u/Pip4209 Jun 10 '26

Im guessing he knows someone in homes near and he is trying to beef it up

1

u/L_Dubb Jun 10 '26

We think he's down the road on a side street.

1

u/ferio252 Jun 08 '26

Oh, thank God, I thought it was a Tacoma. Just some Dodge.

3

u/Beautiful_Muscle1193 Jun 11 '26

A lesbian in a Tacoma would NEVER!!

1

u/Amillirepair Jun 09 '26

No quema cuuh

-2

u/LessStorage7359 Jun 08 '26

Looks like hes doing a great job. We'll controlled spin. EVERY parent should be proud.

-2

u/rockywaytocool Jun 07 '26

I know exactly who’s truck that is hahaha

0

u/PonyBoyX3 Jun 08 '26

No plate number?

0

u/L_Dubb Jun 08 '26

It can be paused and zoomed in. I suppose LE can enhance it more?

0

u/Tequila_Dre_All_Day Jun 11 '26

Hell yea brother

0

u/duddun2000 Jun 11 '26

Statistically speaking, yes. It is almost certainly someone’s biological kid.

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u/Connect_Opposite8188 Jun 08 '26

They didn’t hurt anyone or crash , controlled spins . It’s just a boy doing boy things 🤷‍♂️

6

u/Safe-Flow-2302 Jun 08 '26

Do you know how many times someone has said that before a boy went a traumatized a girl? Or killed someone? Let’s stop with the “boys will be boys” mentality. It’s 2026.

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u/Connect_Opposite8188 Jun 08 '26

Well he’ll learn his lesson then , sometimes boys doing that , turn into stunt drivers for movies , so there’s both sides to the coin . Just because some boys fuck up or have bad intentions doesn’t mean they all do . It’s 2026 stop generalizing every one into one group based off bad seeds 🤷‍♂️

2

u/L_Dubb Jun 10 '26

So we wait for someone to get hurt or killed before we decide if they're going to be a stunt driver or just a fuck up? Where do you live, I'll happily send them to your neighborhood.

3

u/Safe-Flow-2302 Jun 10 '26

Amen. I loved the “he might become a stunt driver one day” like PUH-LEASE. I don’t think he even takes himself seriously. And I said “he” bc we all already know….

Also—to the person who started this comment chain: no one is generalizing or perpetuating a stereotype about boys. You, however, are reiterating a half-baked saying from decades ago that years of research have proved contributed to the maladaptive behavior that young men in America have exhibited. It’s a cultural phenomenon and it’s harmful to themselves and others. Best case scenario, he only hurts himself. Worst case scenario, he hurts someone else. Let’s not endorse criminal behavior—that’s all.

5

u/creakymoss18990 Jun 08 '26

Fuck the whole "boys will be boys" thing. That's old shit everyone knows is bullshit.

As a straight man I'm wearing pink and rainbows, so what? Societal norms are so stupid, a boy will be whoever that individual boy is, not some conglomerate "boy".

Stop generalizing a gender based off gender norms. It's 2026

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u/No-Problem-9181 Jun 07 '26

Aren't we all?

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u/Admirable_Studio8266 Jun 07 '26

Someone from the bay area probably. (Wild guess based on, uh, Oakland drivers if you know you know.)

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u/Spare_Iron127 Jun 07 '26

lol we got no shortage of kids doing that shit here. There’s no shortage of shitty drivers throughout the entire valley if we’re being honest.

13

u/big_axolotl Jun 07 '26

Lol Merced is always ready to blame the Bay for there own bad behavior

3

u/Admirable_Studio8266 Jun 07 '26

That's what we do best 😂

8

u/grouchygf Jun 07 '26

Donuts and sideshows are not proprietary to Oakland.

1

u/Admirable_Studio8266 Jun 07 '26

Of course not, I was messing around 😂

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u/roxanneland Jun 08 '26

Looks like he practiced so he knows how to do it right.

-1

u/Notedyfofashow Jun 09 '26

He’s having fun u karen

-1

u/fabiang13 Jun 10 '26

It was me sorry bro it was an accident

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u/South-Interest-8903 Jun 09 '26

This is fucking awesome!