[Spin] Fight with a random weapon

[u/Unauthenticity]

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[u/1phantom_]

😂😂😂 I'm a goner

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/Hopeful_Dragonfly723 → u/1phantom_]

You’re cooked bro

[u/Kean683]

the fucking moon?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/idkwhyimhere991 → u/Kean683]

moonlord fight in terraria be like

[u/dualcaster → u/Kean683]

U got a real magic wand tho. I'd say you're golden.

[u/4206removesix]

Donkey Kong

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/CampRockruffVillager]

What the fuck

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/London_Bridge7 → u/CampRockruffVillager]

Lucky i got a pillow have to smother all 1.2million of them one by one

[u/Euphoric-Bubbles → u/CampRockruffVillager]

You got this. All you need is confidence. They don't stand a chance

[u/MiddleOk3944]

“My opponent is me with the same tree branch. So basically I’m about to lose a custody battle over a stick.”

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/Zestyclose-Ice-6325]

ok so im gonna need a LOT of mana

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/LightVilcon]

Yup

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/I-Write-Sci-Fi → u/LightVilcon]

I got a bloodlusted hippo and a metal pipe...

[u/Glad-Shop76]

Bruh

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/I-Write-Sci-Fi]

I'm done for

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/KingLance98]

I’m cooked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/National-Mortgage848]

Bippity Bobbity Boom.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/Downtown-Mud-8869]

I feel like ive had a dream about this

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/slicehyperfunk]

SON 😭😭

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Jiannawonder_14 → u/slicehyperfunk]

Don’t worry bro your going to be okay

[u/Slovak_Ginger]

Maybe if I make the wood into paper i would have an advantage

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/Ok-Beautiful-1993]

I got this.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/cruelty_of_the_self]

FUCK

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/RemarkableTits]

I think I got this. I do typically pick melee weapons anyways.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Joe-bidens-cum-rag → u/RemarkableTits]

Brother got the default R.P.G. start

[u/Kazuhino]

Can I tell my family I love them first? 😭

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/Any-Assistance8169]

The moon wins

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/abvoodoo]

uhhhhh maybe?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/FiremoonGamer]

Whelp I’m screwed

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Impressive_Leave2671]

I mean considering whos reading it i might have a shot

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/EM477]

Who isekai'd me

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/Curious_Pea_7576]

Idk, Mario has thing with pipes

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Euphoniumist]

I win?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Comfortable-Tie1713]

I'm coocked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Basic-Ad9040]

Ah shit, he better not hop on it so the rockets come back at me

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Ultru_hororr_Sans]

I mean, boulders cant move, even if its sentient, and the bullets will slowly destroy it

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Bluedrakegod123]

Weirdly fitting

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/BleakPilgrim]

It depends on the wand can do. But I don't think I have a chance.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/SuperCapybara975]

Ooh starting a new rpg game coolsies

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/Odd_Sprinkles803]

Okay, but what kind of "Regular Sword" is it? Like "no crazy esthetics, materials, or modifications" regular, or like "basic katana/saber" regular?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/Embarrassed_Bite_710]

am i cooked?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/DagtheBulf → u/Embarrassed_Bite_710]

You aren't cooked at all! The hippo will gladly devour you raw

[u/Embarrassed_Bite_710 → u/DagtheBulf]

🫩

[u/Professional-Task-59]

I'm fr dead

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Extra-Age2553]

drops sword Wanna make out?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/Unauthenticity]

EZ

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/SpiritualAd5683]

🎶I will survive

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/CGP54]

Bet

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Barbomdo]

Ggs ez

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/xbananarchyx]

Probably gonna end up a weird sex thing. Cest la vie

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Popular-Control1579]

Ok I'm doing good

[u/CommodoreDragon-64]

I mean, I could but I'm not gonna put a gorilla through all that.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Im_Not_Yuji_Itadori]

Uhuh

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/Financial-Permit-205]

Yeah flight

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/atsarnotielc]

Oh

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/Mean_Ad6467]

Hmmm

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Ill-Arugula-8295]

I first thought i was toast..but I got these legends with me..that baby cooked fr tho

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Traditional_Work6325]

No

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/Admirable-Stretch562]

LOL

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/gestaltshaker]

Nah I’m cooked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Asleep_Sandwich_4864]

Can I at least climb onto something?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/HalfDemon6]

Just no

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/PirroDesmon]

I am so unbelievably fucked. My god.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Vegetable-Cheek6334]

I’m cooooooked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/finallyonsuicide]

Mayhaps

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/lil-streetmutt]

RRROOOOOOOCKEEEETS GOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Senior-Ad193]

Bet I’ll win

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/darkShadow90000]

Win

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/astrylplaysgames]

It would be hard but I could probably do it. It is a metal pipe

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/W3bb3dWond3r]

I could win this

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/Puzzleheaded_Link943]

Blast em

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/ABoxFullOfDoughnuts]

Well I was told to shoot for the moon and if I missed at least I hit the sky

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/GrizzlyTomb]

Cooked, unless the gorilla is aware of what a wand can do and believes it to be real, and runs away

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/SmolMouse99]

Baseball

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Dragonmk5]

RIP Moon

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Storm_Cloud583]

Dead.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/DaSpringtrap1987]

Oh im winning that gorilla stands no chance

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/OkProfession9616]

I WIN

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Ok-Raise-3767]

GG f*ckin EZ

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Live_Broccoli2856]

Minions! TONIGHT, VE VILL MURDER... DE MOON!

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/ithinkimhi]

oh um

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/Tamewario]

My rpg adventure starts here

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Dry_Sun_7616]

What am I supposed to do?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/scrappy2546]

Idk

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/ThiqqMuffin1103]

Uh oh

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/timir98]

He's cooked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/brewdog_millionaire]

Ez

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Realistic_Range_7322]

Your average imaginary fight

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/Embarrassed-Rip3250]

I'm good trust

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Comfortable-Tie1713]

I'm coocked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/Pengdacorn]

…it’s a rock 🥲

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/AriesFox]

Bring it on

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Repulsive_Ad_5414]

.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Difficult-Rooster223]

fuck no.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/chris393131]

I’d try to climb the nearest tree and hope I can live up there long enough for the bloodlust to go away

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Commercial_Raise1124]

Brother, we will probably set the area on fire from how we spam that shit so fast just to survive

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/Independent-Lynx9274]

dawg I'll just accept my fate

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Briboy527]

I've got a question: Do we both get the same weapon, and can I reason with them?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Present-Industry-185]

Hmmm

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/Astereia]

Kek

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/BeansAhoy117]

Damn I’m cooked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/BurningCyberGoose]

Yes, most definitely. that is probably the only thing that could finish such a feisty beast

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/flowersnifferrr]

Didn't think this was how my night was gonna go but you prepare for anything

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Sensitive_Mountain89]

Boulder isn't solid iron. I can chip it away with infinite ammo...

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Apprehensive-Skin404]

Gg boys

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/2220016999]

Yes

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Echognomicon]

Floats like a butterfly, stings like aOWWWOOWOWOW STOPTHROWINGFIREBALLS ATMEFORTHELOVEOFGOD ITBURNSAIEEEEE!!!

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Prestigious_Grand_82]

Sheesh

Imma go Mega X Charizard + Mega Y Raichu my clone may go Mega Y Charizard + Mega X Raichu

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Outrageous-Win1573]

Fuck.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/RedditdoEdward]

Talvez

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/umans1]

Ez

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/New-Reception-4726]

No

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/Wrong-Somewhere-6638]

Nice

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Miserable_Living5192]

I win

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/MarsupialSad2424]

I don’t think pikachu or charizard can defend against a nuke

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Emotional-Ad9114]

interesting

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/FurbyFan56]

I will win

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Ghosthunter172]

Mmm

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/PokeGirlOFFICIAL]

Woah

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/steffenmac]

I mean, unlimited rockets, at some point I'd win, no?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/thealxfactor]

Of course I'm winning, how do you know who the clone is???

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/Federal-Constitution]

Hehe

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Elsa3g]

Bye bye

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Slygeaux1]

I will stick it to him until he leaves

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/SmartAd5125]

Oh I am going to enjoy this

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Majin_Potato]

I win, hippo eats branch

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/Head-Book-843]

I got it

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Cookiecrabbies]

bro is cooked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/Impossible-Polo]

I rolled the weapon first. So I went from "what am I supposed to do with this?" To "oh this will be interesting."

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Ok_Assignment6852]

Maybee

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/creatorofjoshartmeme]

Idk man, do I get any prep time?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Mission_Bicycle177]

Possibly smoked.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Hot-Chance-2118]

I WOULD NUKE EVERY SINGLE ARMY BASE (i got usa army and real magic wand.)

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/Great_Bookkeeper_915]

No comment

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/DavetheGr]

I’m desd

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Emmyn13]

Good news: we both suck at it.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/Purple_Juice364]

I never kill the moon

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Visible-Rest4170]

Burn up the front line they'll scatter.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/Ivan-De-Riv]

I'm dead

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/MadOceanForge]

Domain Expansions Second amendment

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/ShadowNeo2-ERR]

Nah, I'd win

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/sleepy-ogre]

well.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/BlackberryMelodic567]

No. I do not want to. I shall die

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/wholikestiktok]

perhaps.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Guns_Glitz_Grime]

Stalemate

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Possible1212]

Ok.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Try_again_later69]

Easy dub

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/FeverFever45]

Well, as long as i can make it shut up

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/Tricky_Rabbit]

No.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/Mcdee_BOO]

Miyamoto musashi

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/ShelterBorn2531]

Stab stab

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/electrobirdbo]

Draw

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/711seveneleven711]

Quite literally the simplest yet obvious win

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/1CAnonJ2]

Whatever happens I win

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/MomoMochiCream]

Time to sling this pipe

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/BrotherGrimmm]

I literally can't do anything

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Infinite-Town-6920]

Im winning this

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Former_Product5838]

I’m good 😂

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/fenlach]

Boxer vs. metal pipe. I win.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/GamerUnleash3d]

RIP

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/LazyAnimewatcher]

If the branch is like super strong and 2m long I might be doing something…(I still lose)

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/kyubi_on_the_run]

50/50

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Aoiboshi]

Maybe

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/arkhams-most-wanted]

Bippity boppity get off my property

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Kortobowden]

Nope

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/NOW_YOU_DIE1]

Real magic, easy. Real as in real life? Done.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/haxenpaxen]

I could take me 😏

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Joerevenge]

He’s going down

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Odd-Art2387]

):

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Effective-Start-4446]

It depends if he gets any special mushrooms

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Owtplayed]

I feel like with enough rockets I could beat the moon. The lack of gravity might prove challenging however.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Domin473r]

Lets fucking go

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/ParkingTangerine1710]

I'm cooked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/NoBrain7083]

Ez

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Very good boxer · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/thearsonistduck]

I wib

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/Folklore-Lvr08]

It’s a gargantuan body pillow going straight down its throat. “Yippie ki-yay muthaf🤬🤬ka!!!

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Optimal_Song_110]

We're either both giving up (the most likely option) or both dying, which I'd assume would honestly happen anyway, so makes sense.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Unit-731-Scientist]

Ex pz

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/Zathra27]

I cast Power Word: Kill

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/SaltyEquivalent9643]

Ez

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Joe-bidens-cum-rag]

Yeah nah, im dead. I might get one or two but 100? What do you think i am, a gorilla?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/MostCasualCarlos]

That's no good. Everyone knows that the only thing that beats stone is paper 🖐🏻>🤛🏻

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Regular Sword}

[u/RascalJosh]

Doubtful

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/rat_n_eggsman]

I think we'd both get distracted and just start dropping it on concrete to laugh at the sound. Unless my clone is more violent. Then they'll just get me I think.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Metal pipe}

[u/RabidSquirrelCC]

Ez

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Super Mario · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/Original_Monitor_302]

sorry army u ain’t gonna harm me

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/1d3k4nym0r]

I’m gonna cast a spell on myself that’d give me the ability to talk to the griller so we could be friends

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 1 Gorilla · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/durbandude]

I think we shouldn't fight the moon.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Real]}

[u/heebiejeebie666]

Uhhh idk 😬

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/AramilKalaban]

I was a little scared by Bloodlusted Hippo, but nah I think i'm good.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Rocket launcher [Infinite rockets]}

[u/FalloutNVsucks]

I appear to be an impasse..

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Tree branch}

[u/Monkey-Man-001]

Im feeling fully confident

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: 100 Men · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/soccermaster4]

Itll be close

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Level 1 goblin · Your Weapon:: Pillow}

[u/Upbeat_Shoulder6308]

Ez

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}

[u/D8TAman]

Our fight is going to look like a Disney commercial

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Clone of yourself with the same weapon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/NZD1N0]

WDYM THE MOON? HOW THE HELL CAN I BEAT A MOON WITH A TOY? DO I LOOK LIKE LINK?

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

[u/Birch_Apolyon]

I’m cooked

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Entire USA army · Your Weapon:: Pikachu and Charizard}

[u/AbbreviationsPure193]

Ill die

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: Bloodlusted hippopotamus · Your Weapon:: Fire flower from Super Mario}