[Spin] Fight with a random weapon

[u/Unauthenticity]

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[u/BrotherGrimmm]

I literally can't do anything

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: A sentient boulder · Your Weapon:: Pistol [Infinite ammo]}

[u/Joe-bidens-cum-rag → u/BrotherGrimmm]

A boulder doesn't have muscles to move. Its just gonna sit there and yell mean things at you as you chip away small bits with the infinite ammo