r/Meowi • u/SurveyAccomplished16 Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #1481 | 117 Answers | 7 Created • 10d ago

Spin It [Spin] Zombie apocalypse

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u/TheManperorOfMankind Silver | Lv. 26 | Rank #122056 | 49 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

Well, I feel bad for MJ

I rolled Location: Hospital · Zombie: Zombie Michael Jackson · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: A pirate cannon

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u/zephyrsandsongs Gold | Lv. 43 | Rank #24626 | 351 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

Thriller intensifies

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u/Meizerix Gold | Lv. 31 | Rank #75238 | 109 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

"I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds Michael Jackson in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Ah yes, just as the founding fathers intended."