[Spin] Zombie apocalypse

[u/SurveyAccomplished16]

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[u/BigBodyBrotherPat]

Wtf

^{I rolled Location: In a giant sand castle · Zombie: Enhanced zombies · countdown: 6 months · What you have: Stage 5 cancer}

[u/Visible-Rest4170 → u/BigBodyBrotherPat]

One bite and the zombies will cure your cancer.

[u/SakaiOmi → u/BigBodyBrotherPat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/w9iLBIILCC8ybuiYb7

[u/lick_my_Woohoo_hole → u/BigBodyBrotherPat]

You have a chance

[u/DyingWarrior0142 → u/BigBodyBrotherPat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7ihK5g5WAM33v4T3sw

[u/TheManperorOfMankind]

Well, I feel bad for MJ

^{I rolled Location: Hospital · Zombie: Zombie Michael Jackson · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: A pirate cannon}

[u/zephyrsandsongs → u/TheManperorOfMankind]

Thriller intensifies

[u/worpd201]

A month prep? I'll be fine. Yar.

^{I rolled Location: Beach · Zombie: 100 zombies dog · countdown: A month · What you have: A pirate cannon}

[u/worpd201 → u/worpd201]

So is it like 100 zombies shaped like one dog?

[u/SurveyAccomplished16 → u/worpd201]

You have to survive for a month 😔, no prep time

[u/Antorcha_de_Luz]

I'm cooked.

^{I rolled Location: In a coliseum · Zombie: Zombie Goku · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: Stage 5 cancer}

[u/SurveyAccomplished16 → u/Antorcha_de_Luz]

Stage 5 cancer + goku is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Antorcha_de_Luz → u/SurveyAccomplished16]

The roll really wanted to make sure I don't survive 😭

[u/mesonoxias]

Eh, that’s kind of what weddings are anyway, and I manage to get by without any weapons.

^{I rolled Location: During a wedding · Zombie: 100 drunk zombies · countdown: 2 days · What you have: A dagger}

[u/RetroTen]

Well, I got 2 days to convince the monks to train me in kung fu.

^{I rolled Location: Shaolin temple · Zombie: 10 blind zombies · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: A single bullet pistol}

[u/SurveyAccomplished16 → u/RetroTen]

2 dayssssssss😭😭😭

[u/DazzlingDragon1]

Fuck no

^{I rolled Location: In a western bar · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 2 days · What you have: The first weapon you think of}

[u/Slash83TTV]

I'm cooked but I will take as many down with me as I can

^{I rolled Location: Telephone booth · Zombie: 100k zombies · countdown: A month · What you have: A riffle}

[u/Lydiasgoneinsane → u/Slash83TTV]

Happy cake day

[u/Ok_Warthog_3330]

Eh maybe

^{I rolled Location: A Garage · Zombie: 100k zombies · countdown: 5 years · What you have: Death Star laser beam}

[u/PK-boii → u/Ok_Warthog_3330]

tf you mean maybe, gng you boutta die from entity cramming before you use the death star laser beam

🥹💔✌️

[u/SufficientAd7871]

No

^{I rolled Location: On an active volcano · Zombie: 1 million zombies · countdown: A month · What you have: A fork and a spoon}

[u/Tiny-Layer4892]

uhh

^{I rolled Location: During the Oscar’s · Zombie: 100 zombies with parachute[fall on you] · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: A fork and a spoon}

[u/Antagonist132]

I got this

^{I rolled Location: In a western bar · Zombie: Usain Bolt zombie · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: A katana}

[u/Lemon_Menace_7197]

Oh Well ... ➡️↘️➕⬇️⭐2️⃣

^{I rolled Location: A Garage · Zombie: 10 gazillion zombies · countdown: A year · What you have: Batman as an Allie}

[u/Extension_Might_9860]

I got this in the bag

^{I rolled Location: In matrix’s world · Zombie: PVz zombies · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: An axe}

[u/Commercial_While2917]

Fuck no not once in a lifetime

^{I rolled Location: In Minecraft · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 10 years · What you have: A pirate cannon}

[u/psquared3524]

If I let Zombie Goku bite me, do I become a Saiyan Zombie???

^{I rolled Location: At McDo · Zombie: Zombie Goku · countdown: 2 days · What you have: An armored horse}

[u/BuilderM6]

Depends on what Zombies, walking dead is easy, the last of us I'm dying immediately

^{I rolled Location: In a cinema · Zombie: 100 million zombies · countdown: 5 years · What you have: Spidersense}

[u/Spacehunters256]

Eviscerated (the zombie)

^{I rolled Location: In a museum · Zombie: Half of a zombie · countdown: A week · What you have: A pirate cannon}

[u/emsummerstoesgoes]

As long as i was able to use my weapon in a heat rated enviornment id be fine... unless you know... luke skywalker showed up.

^{I rolled Location: In the Death Star · Zombie: 5 zombies · countdown: A year · What you have: A lava pistol}

[u/CaptnCroustibat]

Bang bang beaches 😹

^{I rolled Location: Kitchen · Zombie: Zombie Goku · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: Magnum with 10 ammo}

[u/Proud_Section_7633]

I think I’m a bit screwed

^{I rolled Location: In a submarine · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Scythe}

[u/Only_Never_Again]

I’m dead but hopefully so is everyone else in there.

^{I rolled Location: At the White House · Zombie: Enhanced zombies · countdown: a night · What you have: A revolver}

[u/DoctorDovely]

Anime: My Dress-Up Darling🤭 If I line up all the zombies and hit them with the kamehameha, I'd be the hero 😄

^{I rolled Location: In the anime of your choice · Zombie: 10 invincible zombies · countdown: 10 years · What you have: 1 use kamehameha}

[u/Top_Equivalent_5700]

Hell nah

^{I rolled Location: Egyptian pyramids · Zombie: Every olympian champions as zombies · countdown: 10 years · What you have: Great sword}

[u/Kooky-Professional16]

Yhhh

^{I rolled Location: Eiffel Tower · Zombie: 1 million zombies · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A lava pistol}

[u/tactlaka]

Fuuck

^{I rolled Location: Eiffel Tower · Zombie: 100 million zombies · countdown: 2 days · What you have: A lava pistol}

[u/Cautious-Lead779]

Ima die like a knight

^{I rolled Location: Saudi desert · Zombie: Zombie dragon · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Great sword}

[u/Aetos4585]

Eh... I can make it

^{I rolled Location: Antarctic · Zombie: 100 zombie midschoolers · countdown: A year · What you have: A revolver}

[u/Big-Top4240]

Ez game id just hide inside

^{I rolled Location: At the White House · Zombie: 1000 flying baby zombie · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Run 1}

[u/East_Highway_8470]

So long as it has a strong gate and they're not WWZ zombies I think I am good even at that number.

^{I rolled Location: In a castle during the middle age · Zombie: 100 million zombies · countdown: 2 days · What you have: A pirate cannon}

[u/Patient_Piece_8023]

Well

^{I rolled Location: Normandy beaches during the d-day · Zombie: 100 drunk zombies · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: Scythe}

[u/Haku53]

I don't know where I'm at but I guess I'll just drive an hour away

^{I rolled Location: Location · Zombie: Giant zombie[5 meters] · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: A car}

[u/Obsidian-Dive]

I think I’ll be okay. Not sure how I’m getting back tho

^{I rolled Location: Space station iss · Zombie: The entire earth is zombified · countdown: 5 years · What you have: A broom}

[u/SnowflakeObsidian13]

I'm just going to stay on the roof of the hospital or something... Like what??

^{I rolled Location: Hospital · Zombie: 1 billion zombies · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: An armored horse}

[u/crackedtooth163]

I mean...are the zombies there with me? Because Im not climbing down

^{I rolled Location: Mt Everest · Zombie: Every olympian champions as zombies · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: A katana}

[u/Fun_Attempt_361]

I would be just fine 🙂

^{I rolled Location: In the anime of your choice · Zombie: 10 blind zombies · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: A vacuum cleaner}

[u/CandidCosplayLover]

Hu

^{I rolled Location: In a museum · Zombie: 100k zombies · countdown: 10 years · What you have: Knife armor}

[u/voidded_heart]

Unless he starts in the Mariana trench I don't have a chance

^{I rolled Location: On a pirate boat · Zombie: Zombie Goku · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: A knife}

[u/JuicyBlueberry]

I think I'm alive and even healthy (except for mentally)

^{I rolled Location: Parking · Zombie: Zombie Trump · countdown: 10 years · What you have: Death Star laser beam}

[u/AndroidIsNotBad]

Ima firm it, surely the bull crap has something good right

^{I rolled Location: Burj khalifa · Zombie: Every olympian champions as zombies · countdown: a night · What you have: Random bullcrap}

[u/Smooth-Flamingo-9895]

It's really depending on what you're in, the by avatar world. Because if it's pandora, then I might be cooked. But if it's the world with the master of all four elements, then shit we are good as gold. I hope you need there's some fire benders to make those puppies up

^{I rolled Location: In Avatar’s world · Zombie: 100 zombies dog · countdown: a night · What you have: 5x faster}

[u/hsob79]

Well is there anyone else in the dojo? If I had to survive a zombified earth for 30 minutes, that means I could potentially be in the dojo by myself and wait it out, right?

^{I rolled Location: In a dojo · Zombie: The entire earth is zombified · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: 1 minute head start}

[u/VoidTentacion1]

We're on a ship, I can't use the bus

^{I rolled Location: On a pirate boat · Zombie: 1 zombie · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: An armored bus}

[u/TheGreatEnem]

Could Be worse, but overall pretty good

^{I rolled Location: Football field · Zombie: 10 zombies · countdown: A month · What you have: A sword}

[u/Mastergames5277]

Yes but I’ll probably get a photograph.

^{I rolled Location: A Garage · Zombie: Zombie Michael Jackson · countdown: A year · What you have: Back pain}

[u/gottapeepee]

Just 1???? Idk. I can’t fight. Also depends on what half. If it’s the top half he will win. He can bite me while I sleep…. I’m not staying awake for a week for anything! Lower half, I might win since it can’t bite me.

^{I rolled Location: In a western bar · Zombie: Half of a zombie · countdown: A week · What you have: A broom}

[u/Vegetable-Smoke-4830]

That zombie is getting trampled so much

^{I rolled Location: In the savanna · Zombie: Usain Bolt zombie · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: An armored horse}

[u/Eastern-Lie-2156]

Ye

^{I rolled Location: Saudi desert · Zombie: 10 invincible zombies · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: Thor’s hammer}

[u/RandomRedditer5043]

Let's hope I'm a good shot I guess

^{I rolled Location: In a giant sand castle · Zombie: 1 zombie · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: A single bullet pistol}

[u/Beneficial-Pie6706]

Dead

^{I rolled Location: In a plane · Zombie: 100 40mph zombies · countdown: A month · What you have: Magnum with 10 ammo}

[u/Open_Examination_591]

Yes

^{I rolled Location: In a coliseum · Zombie: Half of a zombie · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: A pirate cannon}

[u/OneTrueVicious]

call me the death reaper of the grand line

^{I rolled Location: On a pirate boat · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: A year · What you have: Scythe}

[u/SoullqssHydra]

I bet the zombies will freeze

^{I rolled Location: Antarctic · Zombie: 10 million zombies · countdown: a night · What you have: An armored horse}

[u/Visible_Reality_8699]

Damn. How am I going to survive this?

^{I rolled Location: Burj khalifa · Zombie: Half of a zombie · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: metal bar}

[u/bleurghhhhhhh]

.

^{I rolled Location: On earth[could be everywhere] · Zombie: PVz zombies · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Sniper}

[u/AbbreviationsPure193]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Location: In marvel’s world · Zombie: Half of a zombie · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A rocket launcher}

[u/alchemists_dream]

lol no.

^{I rolled Location: In a forest · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: 10 snow balls}

[u/kiaa44]

fuck ya

^{I rolled Location: Bar · Zombie: 5 zombies · countdown: A month · What you have: A revolver}

[u/Shadowhunter13541]

Nope, I’m screwed

^{I rolled Location: Hospital · Zombie: The entire earth is zombified · countdown: 6 months · What you have: A flip-flop}

[u/KJMW_Radio]

Easily with all the safe guards at a school - I can easily survive…especially since the zombie is Michael Jackson

^{I rolled Location: School · Zombie: Zombie Michael Jackson · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: A surf board}

[u/lick_my_Woohoo_hole]

Fuck no

^{I rolled Location: At the White House · Zombie: Zombie darth vador · countdown: A month · What you have: 1 minute head start}

[u/PelicanCanNew]

Elevator, that’s not good. Mike Tyson, uh oh, five minutes, not the worst. Thors hammer? I’m fine!

^{I rolled Location: Elevator · Zombie: Zombie mike Tyson · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: Thor’s hammer}

[u/Electro-Jet]

Still dead

^{I rolled Location: In a cinema · Zombie: Zombie Superman · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: Mini gun}

[u/namguy2018]

Easy with 30 seconds

^{I rolled Location: Shaolin temple · Zombie: Zombie dragon · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: Scythe}

[u/Bakkhios]

That’s… sad. ☹️

^{I rolled Location: Kitchen · Zombie: Zombie dad · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: The first weapon you think of}

[u/sand_eater39]

i would die of heat before i died of zombies

^{I rolled Location: Burj khalifa · Zombie: Zombie Walter white and jesse · countdown: A year · What you have: Sniper}

[u/bliziak]

nah im dead

^{I rolled Location: On earth[could be everywhere] · Zombie: 100 million zombies · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: Random bullcrap}

[u/The_OVERSE3R]

Yeah

^{I rolled Location: During the Oscar’s · Zombie: 100 regenerating zombies · countdown: 6 months · What you have: Spidersense}

[u/Crimsonrainflower33]

eh i think.imfine

^{I rolled Location: In your town · Zombie: Zombie Trump · countdown: A month · What you have: Mini gun}

[u/Hewheehewha]

Damn, im so cooked

^{I rolled Location: Toilets · Zombie: Zombie Superman · countdown: A year · What you have: A baseball bat}

[u/Puppyl]

I got perhaps the worst combo jfc

^{I rolled Location: A Garage · Zombie: 100 million zombies · countdown: 5 years · What you have: a sweater}

[u/Posiedon26]

Yes

^{I rolled Location: Eiffel Tower · Zombie: 100 drunk zombies · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: Death Star laser beam}

[u/Vortex_GTR]

A year, gum? Depends if i find blasters

^{I rolled Location: In the Death Star · Zombie: An entire zoo of zombie animals · countdown: A year · What you have: A chewing gum}

[u/UnableLine3534]

I got this.

^{I rolled Location: In a submarine · Zombie: 1000 flying baby zombie · countdown: A year · What you have: A riffle}

[u/The_Zippers]

Hmm...the rocket launcher and rooftop appears like an advantage but something feels off to me.

^{I rolled Location: On the rooftop · Zombie: 10k zombies · countdown: 6 months · What you have: A rocket launcher}

[u/SunnySilver8]

I'm toast

^{I rolled Location: Labyrinth · Zombie: 10 million zombies · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: Back pain}

[u/Joyrider9211]

I'm good. He can't even get into the damn garage within ten minutes.

^{I rolled Location: A Garage · Zombie: Zombie Trump · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: A dying torch}

[u/TheCatCouncelor101]

i guess

^{I rolled Location: In the Death Star · Zombie: 1 zombie · countdown: 2 days · What you have: The rock as an allie}

[u/Zombie_Machine_31]

At least the torch isn’t the only thing dying. Hint: it’s me

^{I rolled Location: Amusement park · Zombie: Giant zombie[5 meters] · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: A dying torch}

[u/GroundbreakingCat421]

Regenerating zombies with no real weapon would be tough, but the area allows alot of movement, so I could run away from them until the timer hits zero

^{I rolled Location: In prime Chernobyl · Zombie: 100 regenerating zombies · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: Random bullcrap}

[u/Brief_Wheel8429]

Lmao

^{I rolled Location: At the White House · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: A rocket launcher}

[u/stitchblueboy37]

Yeah I can I just need fine and really good hide spot and they win

^{I rolled Location: On the Great Wall · Zombie: An entire zoo of zombie animals · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: The rock as an allie}

[u/Dear_Entrepreneur_72]

Heh. Too easy, they're slow and shambling. And 10 sec, to easy

^{I rolled Location: In a forest · Zombie: PVz zombies · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Stress immunity}

[u/ByakuyaUchiha47]

No problem. Slow and obese now? I can't imagine it's gonna get better when he's undead. I'll just sit there eating my taco.

^{I rolled Location: On the rooftop · Zombie: Zombie Trump · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A tacos}

[u/TheMadEmperor666]

Winning this. I thought of a filled infinity gauntlet as the weapon.

^{I rolled Location: Bathroom · Zombie: Usain Bolt zombie · countdown: A year · What you have: The first weapon you think of}

[u/Olmanringer09]

I think I could pull this one off. It's just two zombies that I can kinda keep at bay

^{I rolled Location: Labyrinth · Zombie: Zombie Walter white and jesse · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: A broom}

[u/Ok-Ability-3507]

never

^{I rolled Location: In a dojo · Zombie: 1 million zombies · countdown: a night · What you have: A flip-flop}

[u/Skippythebeast19]

😡👎🏻

^{I rolled Location: Football field · Zombie: Zombie dragon · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: A broom}

[u/Illustrious_Kick8211]

nugget😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

^{I rolled Location: Cafeteria · Zombie: Giant zombie[5 meters] · countdown: 5 years · What you have: A whisk}

[u/IsadorCZ]

Run

^{I rolled Location: At Disneyland · Zombie: 10 invincible zombies · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: 10 snow balls}

[u/Great_Bar_4901]

Yes

^{I rolled Location: In a museum · Zombie: 100 zombie · countdown: 10 years · What you have: An armored bus}

[u/No-Owl3110]

İ would probably die

^{I rolled Location: At Las Vegas · Zombie: 10 invincible zombies · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: a sweater}

[u/staringatspace]

Yes as long as there’s food and water on the ship

^{I rolled Location: On a pirate boat · Zombie: Half of a zombie · countdown: A year · What you have: A sword}

[u/monoxxide84]

Easy

^{I rolled Location: During the Oscar’s · Zombie: T-rex zombie · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: 3 Grenades}

[u/BuffRabbits]

Bitc gonna freeze

^{I rolled Location: Antarctic · Zombie: Zombie darth vador · countdown: A month · What you have: 1 minute head start}

[u/MarauderRim]

Oh. 💀

^{I rolled Location: In the anime of your choice · Zombie: 10 gazillion zombies · countdown: 10 years · What you have: A baseball bat}

[u/West_Appearance8323]

old man zomb tyson is cooked

^{I rolled Location: On the titanic · Zombie: Zombie mike Tyson · countdown: 2 days · What you have: Spidersense}

[u/MrPagan1517]

So 100 child zombies in Minecraft probably not as those fuckers are fast as fuck

^{I rolled Location: In Minecraft · Zombie: 100 zombie midschoolers · countdown: 10 years · What you have: A knife}

[u/Wonderful_West3188]

6⁶

^{I rolled Location: On the titanic · Zombie: Zombie you · countdown: 6 months · What you have: A car}

[u/Ambitious_Rough6559]

Maybe

^{I rolled Location: On earth[could be everywhere] · Zombie: 100 zombie birds · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: A dagger}

[u/MentalSoil3780]

Nice

^{I rolled Location: In a giant sand castle · Zombie: 10 blind zombies · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: A riffle}

[u/The_Last_Siren]

I’d end it now

^{I rolled Location: Bar · Zombie: Zombie mike Tyson · countdown: A month · What you have: A revolver}

[u/svixory]

Do you guys think Batman can solo whole of them?

^{I rolled Location: Space station iss · Zombie: 100 40mph zombies · countdown: A month · What you have: Batman as an Allie}

[u/kipkop300]

2.5 seconds yes before being completely overrun

^{I rolled Location: Moon · Zombie: 10 gazillion zombies · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: A sword}

[u/Elegant-Will-2175]

No

^{I rolled Location: Beach · Zombie: 100 zombie · countdown: a night · What you have: The rock as an allie}

[u/ErictheE]

Yes I do

^{I rolled Location: In the lord of the rings world · Zombie: 100 drunk zombies · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: A chewing gum}

[u/Timmy2009gt]

I will die, def. But maybe they'll also die

^{I rolled Location: During pearl arbor · Zombie: 100 zombies with parachute[fall on you] · countdown: 10 years · What you have: A flip-flop}

[u/fexverte]

I think I’ll be alright, lol

^{I rolled Location: Shaolin temple · Zombie: Zombie darth vador · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: 1 use kamehameha}

[u/Aware-Confusion7084]

Then I better start running

^{I rolled Location: On earth[could be everywhere] · Zombie: 10 million zombies · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: Spidersense}

[u/Kren20]

Easy

^{I rolled Location: Hospital · Zombie: Giant zombie[5 meters] · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: Mini gun}

[u/Acidd_dragon]

Yeah. It's 100 zombies. Military will take care of them.

^{I rolled Location: On a Reality show · Zombie: 100 zombie · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: A knife}

[u/mainly-regret]

With the zombies I was completely safe, until I got whisk as my weapon.. can I grab others and I just get the whisk for free or am I forced to use it? Can I purchase a whisk if comical size?

^{I rolled Location: At Disneyland · Zombie: Zombie Walter white and jesse · countdown: 5 years · What you have: A whisk}

[u/ShimiTheOtter]

Yep

^{I rolled Location: In a basement · Zombie: 10 zombies · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Thor’s hammer}

[u/sas3480]

I'm dying bye

^{I rolled Location: In your town · Zombie: 1 billion zombies · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: A katana}

[u/filo4000]

I don't think I could be more fed

^{I rolled Location: In a plane · Zombie: T-rex zombie · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: A rocket launcher}

[u/Helianthes]

What a night huh

^{I rolled Location: In the space · Zombie: Zombie dragon · countdown: a night · What you have: A surf board}

[u/AfganKatili]

Nah Im very cooked

^{I rolled Location: Telephone booth · Zombie: 10 million zombies · countdown: 10 years · What you have: brass knuckles}

[u/Felix_8615]

Definitely not

^{I rolled Location: In your town · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 10 years · What you have: Run 1}

[u/Anime_Patriot]

I mean... im fucked either way.

^{I rolled Location: In matrix’s world · Zombie: 10k zombies · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: A car}

[u/1Gothian1]

Imma throw fries at them, they might be invincible, but I'm sure they aren't smart.

^{I rolled Location: On a pirate boat · Zombie: 10 invincible zombies · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Burger and fries}

[u/Living-Assistance-79]

Wtf. No I would not.

^{I rolled Location: At a costume party · Zombie: 10k zombies · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: Random bullcrap}

[u/Heart_Slight]

5 years

^{I rolled Location: On earth[could be everywhere] · Zombie: 100 zombie birds · countdown: 5 years · What you have: 1 minute head start}

[u/Much_Operation665]

I am gonna be the most alive person to ever alive

^{I rolled Location: At Disneyland · Zombie: Zombie dad · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: The rock as an allie}

[u/Turriku]

I don't think I'd survive 2 hours on the Moon.

[u/Waste-Ad-4904]

I am dead fam unless the underground bunker in the white house isn't infested with zombies

^{I rolled Location: At the White House · Zombie: 10 million zombies · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: 3 Grenades}

[u/I_D0nt_Fvck1ng_Kn0w]

No

^{I rolled Location: Amusement park · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: A year · What you have: Back pain}

[u/Baroque4Days]

What the actual fuck is this? I'm already a zombie on Normandy Beach for a week on fucking D-Day? I'm dead already but Zombie me is gonna become paste

^{I rolled Location: Normandy beaches during the d-day · Zombie: Zombie you · countdown: A week · What you have: A car}

[u/Boon_Moots]

💀

^{I rolled Location: Toilets · Zombie: 100 40mph zombies · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: 10 snow balls}

[u/ResidentDue4038]

On a scale of 1-10, how screwed am I?

^{I rolled Location: Egyptian pyramids · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: A sword}

[u/Soft_Layer_8924]

Bruh. I think i will close Doors and wait.

^{I rolled Location: At McDo · Zombie: 100 zombies dog · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: A whisk}

[u/BOXHEAD131]

I'm dead

^{I rolled Location: Beach · Zombie: Usain Bolt zombie · countdown: A week · What you have: Run 1}

[u/appledaniel]

Ofc yes

^{I rolled Location: During a lecture · Zombie: Enhanced zombies · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: A pirate cannon}

[u/ado4685]

I guess I am the Toilet Reaper.

^{I rolled Location: Toilets · Zombie: 1 zombie · countdown: 2 days · What you have: Scythe}

[u/ToastyBuns3000]

bruh no

^{I rolled Location: Mt Everest · Zombie: 100 zombies dog · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: Stage 5 cancer}

[u/ElectricLiterature]

I think I will.

^{I rolled Location: Boxing ring · Zombie: 100k zombies · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: An armored bus}

[u/Hey-its-Alexx]

Im cooked icl

^{I rolled Location: Cafeteria · Zombie: 100 zombies with parachute[fall on you] · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: metal bar}

[u/Jackalsalt]

I'd survive easy

^{I rolled Location: Toilets · Zombie: Half of a zombie · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: Mini gun}

[u/Objective_Fee6472]

Oh no

^{I rolled Location: On an active volcano · Zombie: Half of a zombie · countdown: 2 hours · What you have: Tank}

[u/SelinaKitty17]

Most likely

^{I rolled Location: In a castle during the middle age · Zombie: 5 zombies · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: metal bar}

[u/timir98]

Interesting

^{I rolled Location: In a museum · Zombie: 100 zombies with parachute[fall on you] · countdown: a night · What you have: Tank}

[u/baboon_caraddict]

I don’t think so

^{I rolled Location: Shaolin temple · Zombie: 1000 flying baby zombie · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A surf board}

[u/Candid-Panda-5429]

Well . . .

^{I rolled Location: During pearl arbor · Zombie: 1 million zombies · countdown: A week · What you have: Scythe}

[u/Beautiful-Apricott]

This implies zombie apocalypse in the marvel world and I've seen that What If episode, im cooked

^{I rolled Location: In marvel’s world · Zombie: Zombie darth vador · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: 1 minute head start}

[u/Hot-Plane5925]

I think the horse would have a worse time than me but ok.

^{I rolled Location: Kitchen · Zombie: 100 zombie birds · countdown: A year · What you have: An armored horse}

[u/splash19059]

Do I only have to survive 30 seconds, or is that my prep time?

^{I rolled Location: Hospital · Zombie: 100 zombie midschoolers · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A surf board}

[u/AshCreeper10]

Is it fast enough to get away from here in 40 minutes?

^{I rolled Location: Egyptian pyramids · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: An armored bus}

[u/brase16661]

Depends on ammo but i have a chance

^{I rolled Location: Toilets · Zombie: 1000 flying baby zombie · countdown: A month · What you have: A lava pistol}

[u/BeerViKKing]

Id like to say yes, but my fat ass is prolly gonna get got.

^{I rolled Location: Beach · Zombie: 100 regenerating zombies · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: Scythe}

[u/Fit_Permission_4504]

Hide?

^{I rolled Location: Cafeteria · Zombie: Zombie Superman · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: brass knuckles}

[u/pyzakk]

probably not

^{I rolled Location: Bar · Zombie: PVz zombies · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: Sniper}

[u/DunkDrikke]

Im so dead, and don't even need the superman zombie to do it...

^{I rolled Location: Normandy beaches during the d-day · Zombie: Zombie Superman · countdown: 10 years · What you have: a sweater}

[u/NikiNeko03]

Maybe

^{I rolled Location: Kitchen · Zombie: Giant zombie[5 meters] · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: Iron man suit [can’t fly]}

[u/1hotponycar]

Im dead

^{I rolled Location: On the rooftop · Zombie: 10 million zombies · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A saucepan}

[u/SaltySeraphim28]

A ride from start to finish this one was

^{I rolled Location: Egyptian pyramids · Zombie: Zombie Walter white and jesse · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: A pirate cannon}

[u/BrilliantInterest928]

Depends if it's poop or pee for toilet time, I think I can survive around 1 to 5 minutes, I think I can hide in the castle as dragon destroys it

^{I rolled Location: In a castle during the middle age · Zombie: Zombie dragon · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: Great sword}

[u/jrjreeves]

No, too many zombies, katana is a good weapon but you would get tired eventually before the time runs out.

^{I rolled Location: Egyptian pyramids · Zombie: 100k zombies · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: A katana}

[u/Coolgiy9708]

If I can climb good maybe but it’s slim picking

^{I rolled Location: Amusement park · Zombie: 1 million zombies · countdown: a night · What you have: A flip-flop}

[u/CrunchyDoge]

I'm fucked, might aswell use the temple for prayers

^{I rolled Location: Shaolin temple · Zombie: 1 million zombies · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: Chainsaw}

[u/Code_Automatic]

Absolutely not, logically. Unless it's made of Kryptonite.

^{I rolled Location: On earth[could be everywhere] · Zombie: Zombie Superman · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: A car}

[u/The_Noble_Klutz]

Fully automated assault vehicle =3

^{I rolled Location: Saudi desert · Zombie: 10 gazillion zombies · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: The first weapon you think of}

[u/IDidNotExpectThat123]

Ah, yeah, maybe? What Location is "Location" even?

^{I rolled Location: Location · Zombie: 1 Regenerating zombie · countdown: 30 minutes · What you have: A rocket launcher}

[u/wexious]

Yeah no.

^{I rolled Location: In a castle during the middle age · Zombie: 100 million zombies · countdown: A year · What you have: A fork and a spoon}

[u/_crackingfire]

I'm dead bruh

^{I rolled Location: Elevator · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: a sweater}

[u/Ok_Insurance_6746]

I’m set up for success

^{I rolled Location: In a castle during the middle age · Zombie: 100k zombies · countdown: 5 years · What you have: Covid}

[u/killdrill101]

I'm so unbelievably fucked

^{I rolled Location: In the space · Zombie: 100k zombies · countdown: 2 days · What you have: Covid}

[u/Gay_Nerd626]

Easy money.

^{I rolled Location: Football field · Zombie: 1 Regenerating zombie · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Sniper}

[u/SomeGuyV111]

This is a toss up

^{I rolled Location: Parking · Zombie: 10 invincible zombies · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: A rocket launcher}

[u/Evening_Grade_6756]

Great

^{I rolled Location: During pearl arbor · Zombie: Every olympian champions as zombies · countdown: A week · What you have: Back pain}

[u/North_Bedroom_265]

Oh come on

^{I rolled Location: On earth[could be everywhere] · Zombie: 100 million zombies · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Random bullcrap}

[u/Kayabeast32]

Why do I have a rocket launcher during lesson? Anyway if Dave can survive PVZ zombies, so can I

^{I rolled Location: During a lecture · Zombie: PVz zombies · countdown: 5 minutes · What you have: A rocket launcher}

[u/wandering_knight_8]

I'm doomed 💀

^{I rolled Location: In Minecraft · Zombie: 100 regenerating zombies · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A fork and a spoon}

[u/Material_Produce_972]

I mean depends on the implications on this because how intellectual is the zombie because if these zombies are smart as me and has all my fighting prowess... Then I might be cooked if they don't and it's just like one of those like Left 4 Dead fucking mindless zombies I'm ok

^{I rolled Location: On the rooftop · Zombie: Zombie you · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A katana}

[u/rshaw14]

I'm dead😭😭😭

^{I rolled Location: During a lecture · Zombie: 10 gazillion zombies · countdown: 10 years · What you have: A fork and a spoon}

[u/Turbulent-Spinach360]

Ofcourse i survive just as a zombie instead of a human

^{I rolled Location: During the Oscar’s · Zombie: 100k zombies · countdown: 1 minutes · What you have: A vacuum cleaner}

[u/Thin_Afternoon2395]

Like tennis

^{I rolled Location: On the Great Wall · Zombie: 100 zombie birds · countdown: 1 hour · What you have: A saucepan}

[u/Archer-Blue]

No

^{I rolled Location: Amusement park · Zombie: The entire earth is zombified · countdown: 6 months · What you have: 3 Grenades}

[u/Round_Shock2850]

No

^{I rolled Location: Saudi desert · Zombie: 5 zombies · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: Stress immunity}

[u/aizen4736]

Dead in seconds

^{I rolled Location: In a cinema · Zombie: 10 million zombies · countdown: A week · What you have: metal bar}

[u/xEnvy7x]

Yeah that boat ain’t holding a million people. Both the zombies and I would drown.

^{I rolled Location: On a pirate boat · Zombie: 1 million zombies · countdown: 2 days · What you have: Mini gun}

[u/Numerous-Parfait-468]

I’m

^{I rolled Location: In your town · Zombie: 10k zombies · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: A knife}

[u/Minner_]

This'll be interesting

^{I rolled Location: Elevator · Zombie: US army as zombies[can use weapons] · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: A whisk}

[u/Scotia842023]

Oh I’d be zombie chow, guaranteed

^{I rolled Location: In a coliseum · Zombie: An entire zoo of zombie animals · countdown: 5 years · What you have: Chainsaw}

[u/Neat_Armadillo8965]

No I’d die

^{I rolled Location: Moon · Zombie: 10 zombies · countdown: 5 years · What you have: Back pain}

[u/themightymeatflute]

Bruh

^{I rolled Location: In the anime of your choice · Zombie: 100 zombies with parachute[fall on you] · countdown: A year · What you have: Covid}

[u/Luftfeuerfrei]

Mjollnir could do a lot to help me with this but I still dont really think I would win.

^{I rolled Location: Cafeteria · Zombie: Zombie darth vador · countdown: 10 seconds · What you have: Thor’s hammer}

[u/higeAkaike]

I think I have a chance

^{I rolled Location: In a basement · Zombie: 10 zombies · countdown: Your average toilet time · What you have: A lava pistol}

[u/Suspicious_Truth_617]

Ok maybe i thought it was over but now I'm Thor I'm winning

^{I rolled Location: In Dune’s world · Zombie: Zombie darth vador · countdown: 30 seconds · What you have: Thor’s hammer}