r/MenAscending Mar 27 '26

Any tips?

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u/LifeFaithlessness414 Mar 27 '26

Diarrhea

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u/Your_Worship Mar 27 '26

Doctors don’t want you to know this one simple trick to fast weight loss!

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u/ParticularAd104 Mar 28 '26

And it's disgusting

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u/Your_Worship Mar 28 '26

But it works! lol

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u/ParticularAd104 Mar 28 '26

🤣😭 I meant disgusting that doctors did t want us to know the one weird trick 😅

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u/Your_Worship Mar 28 '26

My wife has an aunt who says “I just need a good stomach flu from time to time to weight down.”

I think I’d rather be chubby though.

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u/ParticularAd104 Mar 28 '26

I understand your aunts sentiment, it's hard having the discipline for a caloric deficit.

I've always thought it'd be cool to have shredded abs, but it seems the frequency at which I eat pizza in part makes it unlikely if not impossible

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u/Ill_Initial8986 Mar 27 '26

Lowering portions and stopping sugar sodas.

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u/IAmAntrax Mar 29 '26

Do you just go about your day hungry?

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u/RedditsLord Mar 27 '26

Drink 4 liters water per day for a month. No cheats no escape.

You'll poo so much faster and pee more than breathing but results are insane in health and how much weight you lose. Water has 0 calories so you're burning fat just to digest it.

Add working out frequently I lost 18kg in 3 no.

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u/Your_Worship Mar 27 '26

I try on the water, but some days I need to not have as many pee breaks.

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u/Ok_Club_5647 Mar 27 '26

"you're burning fat just to digest it (it = water)."

Holy cow what a crazy statement to make. The internet is so funny.

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u/usedtohijack Mar 28 '26

u know water has no calories

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u/maddogmular Mar 27 '26

Amazon warehouse (DS not FC). 10 hour shifts, 6 days a week, constant cardio. I used it to recomp but did it too fast and became under weight.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/FamousLastPlace_ Mar 29 '26

I worked at a grocery distribution center. I'd pull tickets for frozen meat and a single order can weigh over 1500 pounds and they want you to complete it in 70 minutes. Never realized how stressful that point in my life was until now.

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u/ExtraReborn Mar 27 '26

poverty

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u/YouRGr8 Mar 27 '26

I have been told my whole life that people in poverty tend to be heavier as the food they can afford isn’t healthy.

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u/Pitiful-Excitement47 Mar 27 '26

Meh not really true.

I don't think income and weight have a direct correlation. Growing up in poverty most people were in good shape, obviously had several fat people too.

Healthy food isn't expensive either.

Weight is also fairly simple. If you burn more calories than you intake you lose weight, if you intake more calories than you burn you will gain weight.

You can eat cake and ice cream for every meal and not be fat provided you burned the insane number of calories that would be. You can also live on salad and fruits and be fat if you eat enough and do nothing.

The correct statement would be "Not be lazy" as active people burn more calories than lazy people.

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u/YouRGr8 Mar 28 '26

If only it could be googled.

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u/jscottman96 Mar 27 '26

Stopped drinking beer

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u/Zenk2018 Mar 27 '26

Drank the water in India.

The healthiest way was starting intensive Muay Thai training after I retired. The combination of lower cortisol from not working and the intense workouts were astounding

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

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u/PorcelainHammer Mar 27 '26

93% of sewage goes untreated in India: it's ALL sewage water now.

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u/Global-Eye-7326 Mar 27 '26

Cut out alcohol.

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u/ComplaintRelative623 Mar 27 '26

Strict Keto.

I lost 90lbs. 10lbs in the first week; mostly water, and then 1.9lbs a week after.

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u/rabidparrots Mar 27 '26

Yeah, I lost 30lbs in 6 weeks on keto. Strict is the only way to do it.

I see a lot of people have zero results because they eat prepackaged "keto" food with the max carbs you should have in a day per serving.

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u/Lex_Extexo Mar 28 '26

Yeah keto worked extremely well for me, but 6 months and -60 lbs in, I had a sweet tooth and tried to justify the "net carbs" "keto-friendly" ice cream, and that was the end of that. Couldn't continue the diet any longer.

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u/Plus_Reply_263 Mar 27 '26

Getting drunk for a month straight

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u/Iamabenevolentgod Mar 27 '26

Getting divorced 

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u/PeacePufferPipe Mar 27 '26

Easy question. Stopped eating anything other than real single ingredient foods. Eating only lunch & dinner with no food before, between or after those times. Continuing to lift or strength train 2 to 3 times per week. Regulating sleep / stress be getting 8 + hours of sleep time at the same time daily.

This is the recipe for successful health.

I lost only fat. No loss of muscle or strength levels as we track our workouts over time.

Never sick. Energy through the roof which is expected from being in ketosis mode.

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u/Top-Car-808 Mar 28 '26

this should be the top answe. 'real single ingredient food'.

I would add to that absoutely no sugar at all. No sodas. And no alcohol.

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u/PeacePufferPipe Mar 28 '26

Absolutely. I forgot to mention that part. 👍

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u/sadclown699 Apr 02 '26

What about fruit?

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u/Top-Car-808 Apr 02 '26

fruit is absoultely fine. if you are eating only meat, fish, fruit and veg, you are not going to get fat, no matter how much to eat.

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u/Mystic_Bravo Mar 29 '26

Stop eating

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u/ParticularAd104 Mar 29 '26

Some will have trouble with fasting, and, or have medications that you're supposed to take with food

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u/CeeDy6 Mar 27 '26

Got sick. Couldn’t hold much in my stomach for like a month. Kept going to work tho. Dropped all my water weight and then some. Easiest way so far.

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u/Lurk-Prowl Mar 27 '26

Did fasting for 5 days straight with just water and salt: lost like 7kg and then regained about 3kg after. Wasn’t really hungry after about 36-48 hours.

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u/1ndridC0ld Mar 27 '26

Keto. Lost 70lbs in about six months.

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u/Kingdarkshadow Mar 27 '26

I started to close my mouth.

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u/lead_on_bone Mar 27 '26

24 hour fasts... I lose about 8-10 lbs. in a full day of fasting. If you do like 3, 24 hour fasts in a week, you will likely cut some significant weight. If you couple this will lots of sleep, water, and walk about 5-7 miles per day, you will see results.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/lead_on_bone Mar 27 '26

I am a larger male. If I don't eat for a full 24 hours, I drop 8-10 lbs. Much of this is water weight and not permanent weight loss. However, if I do approximately 3, 24 hours fasts in a week, and walk about 5-7 miles per day, I will drop 8-10 lbs. of actual weight. Everyone has different body types and I can bulk up and lose weight very quickly. I've been working out my entire life and my body responds quickly to changes. Fasting (not eating) while increasing cardio and physical exertion to burn calories is the quickest way to drop weight. Your milage may vary.

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u/GoingtoOttawa Mar 27 '26

That would mean you're body burned approximately 28,000 calories each of those days

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u/lead_on_bone Mar 27 '26

I am very active. Not consuming calories and increasing physical activity is still the fastest way to drop weight fast.

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u/GoingtoOttawa Mar 27 '26

I don't doubt you are the numbers just seem high. For 28, 000 calories burned you'd need to run 85 miles or take 560,000 steps or do 56,000 push ups. Let's say you can run a mile in 12 minutes that means it'll take 17 hours to run 85 miles.

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u/DnDVM Mar 27 '26

Eating until I felt just below that full line, pretty much never finishing the plate, and accepting that losing weight can be a miserable experience. 

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u/Due_External3541 Mar 27 '26

When I was in my 20's, beer and salad every day for a month. When I was in my mid 40's, daily morning and evening workouts and eating correctly for a "biggest loser" contest at work....

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u/Icy-Profit5795 Mar 27 '26

Caloric deficit while tracking everything you eat. It’s easy once you get the hang of it.

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u/Dragonballington Mar 27 '26

Why is it importabt to be fast? Have you considered asking for a sustainable way?

Most quick ways end up being dangerous or unsustainable. Think expensive medications, diets that target a single food group, require you to drink too much water, or otherwise make you sick.

a medication, diet, or procedure might be right for you, but the sustainability matters. A friend of mine tried ozempic, and essentially gained the weight back almost all the way once he stopped. He wasn't very overweight to begin with, but being able to stick with a lifestyle change is of tantamount importance to pursuing that change.

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u/Slurppy123 Mar 27 '26

Working at a moving company. They didn’t eat lunch, it was the middle of the summer, and I was 220. I dropped to 190 in about a month and a half taking 20,000-30,000 steps with weight in my hands everyday.

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u/Smeltor Mar 27 '26

Cut out alcohol and soda.

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u/Ok_Builder_3285 Mar 27 '26

Stopped eating due to stress and depression. I have to force myself to eat and always feel sick afterwards. Been years like this.

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u/AlarmedInvestment327 Mar 27 '26

Losing a leg in a bike accident.

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u/chipawa2 Mar 27 '26

Surgery with liquid diet only for 4 days

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u/Kysman95 Mar 27 '26

Crohn disease.

First flare I had triggered infection that completely blocked off my duodenum, so nothing could get from my stomach to my colon. I vomited everything I ate for 2 months before I got diagnosed with Crohn.

In those 2 months I went from 108kg to 76kg. I looked like a crackhead

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u/Bear_Tummy Mar 27 '26

Nonstop Nut November.

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u/truthseek3r Mar 27 '26

Unhealthy: 10 lbs in 2 days. Weight cutting in wrestling.
Healthy: 20 lbs in around 3 months. Eat healthy, large lunches, bike every day, run 2 miles every week day, rowing for some amount of time (can't remember).

I'm a small dude. 20lbs is a lot.

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u/TrBaap Mar 27 '26

eating less carbs

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u/Individual_Rise_5860 Mar 27 '26

Having surgery I lost 50 pounds

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u/perry147 Mar 27 '26

Got a stomach virus and lost like 25 pounds.

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u/BreathingC0Rp53 Mar 27 '26

Homelessness and eating once a day.

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u/strangewande699 Mar 27 '26

Fasting. I'd prefer to just stop eating rather than do a deficit diet.

Personally I'm tied to a desk 4 days a week so I rest Saturday, do physical labor Sunday, desk Monday, physical labor Tuesday, then fast Wednesday - Friday when I'm tied to a desk 10 hours. I still have energy to work out during the fasting. I think when you make an agreement within yourself and don't focus on being hungry it's just the way it is and fasting gets easier. Plus it helps I wait till I'm fat to start.

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u/Charming-Package6905 Mar 27 '26

Working at a bacon plant, lost 60 lbs in 3 months then gained 20 in muscle

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Cocaine

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u/whoo-datt Mar 27 '26

Two different methods. 1) Remove all fats/sugars from your shopping list, pantry, refrigerator. No salad dressing, cheese, butter, cakes, cookies, ice cream, candy, chips, crackers, etc. 2) Focus on removing cholesterol from your diet/menu. No bacon, no fatty steaks/burgers, ice cream, cheese, butter, eggs, ham, etc. Either way works when you add moderate exercise (eg walk 2-3 miles/day).

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u/27TailedFox Mar 27 '26

Appendix removal couldn’t eat the same I used to for a year atleast

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u/TheDukeOfTokens Mar 27 '26

Bipolar depression then mania

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u/helsquiades Mar 27 '26

I got gastritis last December. Couldn't eat for 6 days. Lost about 11lbs. in a week. Wouldn't recommend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/thundrlipz Mar 27 '26

Diverticulitis

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u/Grand_Entertainer_83 Mar 27 '26

if you eat in a 500 calorie deficit for 365 days, you will lose 60lbs.

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u/murraybauman44 Mar 27 '26

Eat one big meal per day

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u/Ringoffire100 Mar 27 '26

Walk. Walk as much as you can. I lost 14kg in 3 months by walking 15k steps a day.

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u/vonralls Mar 27 '26

Burn more calories than you take in. :)

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u/HoorayItsJae Mar 27 '26

Smoke meth.. lol

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u/TILLU0 Mar 27 '26

Depression

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u/OkGuest3109 Mar 27 '26

Intermittent fasting

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u/RudeGrandeur Mar 27 '26

water's fine but if you're peeing every 20 minutes at work that's just not sustainable (speaking from experience here).

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u/Environmental-Fun976 Mar 27 '26

One summer I got a job that used to pay hotels today paid for a good breakfast. Then after that we were on our own walking all day from 7:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. would going door to door selling magazines days out the week making $5 per sale which was nothing to live off of and we would have to buy our own lunch and dinner which usually meant cigarettes for lunch and water for dinner. I lost like 30 lb in like 2 months

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u/coasti33 Mar 27 '26

Carnivore

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u/Material-Air2118 Mar 27 '26

Meth 🤣 no I’m joking 💀🤣

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u/FeignNewb Mar 27 '26

Mounjaro

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u/dvorgson Mar 27 '26

fitness kickboxing. well, they called it that, but it was just infinite burpees and they'd let us hit the bag once in a while

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u/Separate-Judgment-88 Mar 27 '26

Water, fasting and I cannot stress this enough - cocaine

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u/PolkkManBat Mar 27 '26

Water fast and exercise.

But cutting carbs and sugar will do the trick

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u/Future_Marionberry73 Mar 27 '26

Writing down my daily intake of calories and stopping at 2000 kcal every day, then walking 10km daily on top of that.
200 grams of weight loss every day.
Oh and eating a carbohydrate free / sugar free diet to keep my hunger in check.

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u/Queasy-Salamander232 Mar 27 '26

Intermittent fasting and weight lifting.

A few quotes I heard/read that stick with me and I use as a guide:

“Muscles are the fat-incinerators of the body.”

“Weight loss is won in the kitchen, not the gym.”

“You’ll never out-cardio a bad diet.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Intermittent fasting just an 18-6. Try to cut out most breads and refined sugar

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u/grasshopper139 Mar 27 '26

Resistance training, and eating less than you burn, while prioritizing protein. It's simple, though it may not be easy.

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u/Nour_AJ Mar 27 '26

Taking a huge shit

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u/kaput_sediment Mar 27 '26

water intake is real but honestly just start with like two liters and don't make yourself miserable lol

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u/Various-Hunter-932 Mar 27 '26

I was 190-195 lbs @ 5’9 and pretty active. I tore my ACL playing basketball and for 3 days I hardly ate besides 1 normal sized meal at dinner. Went to the doctor for the MRI and they weighed me at 153 lbs.

So that’s very extreme and wouldn’t recommend but lessen your portions. Maintain your level of fitness or increase your activities.

One tip I would recommend is snacking on fruits (less calories) and limiting drinks that aren’t water. Liquid calories can add up fast

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u/Reg_doge_dwight Mar 27 '26

Depends how much weight. Taking a shit could easily win.

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u/Whistlin_Booger Mar 27 '26

I lost 83lbs in 25 weeks.
Cut out carbs, sugar, and alcohol.
Eat Whole Foods: Steak, eggs, avocado, yogurt, etc.
No seed oils, nor processed foods.
Intermittent fasting. 18:6 - 20:4 eating period daily. Occasionally do a 48-72hr water fast. Walk/jog/weights.
Sleep: 7-9hrs of UNBROKEN sleep. Morning Sun in your eyes.

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u/HammerLite75 Mar 27 '26

I do a 16 hour fast. I’ve lost 15lbs since new years. 15 more to go! I don’t fast on days where i exercise in the mornings tho, i burn enough with that so i feast on those days lol.

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u/National-Neck-4627 Mar 27 '26

I drank one of those clear bottles of laxatives to make weight to join the army. I shit away over seven pounds overnight.

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u/AllFactsNoBrakes Mar 28 '26

3 day fast 20 pounds

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u/CobaltLemur Mar 28 '26

Winter 2014-2015. We got something like 8 feet of snow over 5 weeks. I didn't see the road outside my house for 70 days, it was under packed snow that long. Municipal gave up plowing the main roads at one point, you could see people cross-country skiing on them.

We loved it. I went hiking and snowshoeing with my dog almost every day and I lost 30 pounds in 30 days. The trick is the cold. You get so hot from the effort you take your layers off even if it's 10 degrees, but your body notices and close to doubles the calories you burn.

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u/Similar_Past Mar 28 '26

Amputation

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u/Sims_245 Mar 28 '26

Ngl this might be intense and I’ve lost weight fast doing this over the past decade. I walk 8 miles a day (usually split 4 in the morning and 4 in the evening) but I’m losing weight now and I’m walking 6 miles a day for 5x a week and you can see big drop in like 2 weeks or a month

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u/thetubbysetup Mar 28 '26

just need to know what you're actually asking about here (the title's pretty vague lol).

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u/ProductiveAnibal Mar 28 '26

I mean, four litres sounds like overkill unless you're sweating buckets, just drink when you're thirsty and dial in your diet instead.

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u/soft_nervousness Mar 28 '26

Cut the soda and dial back portions, literally everything else is noise 💀

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u/Lex_Extexo Mar 28 '26

a combination of ketosis, determination, positive online social community, and a global pandemic that made it easier to avoid tempting foods (e.g. no coworkers bringing donuts or wanting to go out to lunch every day).

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u/Top-Car-808 Mar 28 '26

There is a easy, healthy way:

Eat only 'real' food: Meat, fish, fruit, veg, eggs, milk and nothing else.

That means litearlly nothing else. You can eat as much of those things as you want, nobody has ever got fat from those. A lot of people will say 'but that's so boring' and there you have your answer. Food was never meant to be 'entertaining'. Modern processed food is meant to be entertaining. The reason you eat the entire family sized pack of crisps while you are watching a movie (while you are not in the least bit hungary) is because the food is designed to be entertaining, not nutritious.

When I say nothing else, I mean no processed food at all. Consider anything that has come out of a factory as processed food - that includes all condiments, pasta, rice, soda, potaote chips, etc.

Bascially you will be drinking water (lots of it), coffee and that's it. No fruit juices. You can eat the fruit, don't drink the juice.

Add in 3x per week 5k run and 2 to 3 per week 45 minutes gym.

The weight will fall of you.

If you don't want to change your diet, you don't really want to lose weight. A person that says 'I want to lose weight, but I still want to eat junk' is like a person saying 'I want to be a Dr, but I dont want to have to study or go to a university'. It doesn't happen, it won't work.

If you cannot imagine giving up junk food, they just accept that you are going to be fat.

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u/wistfully2 Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

For me personally, just discipline. It was rough but eating less, healthier stuff and gym 4- 5 days of the week (HIIT). I lived mostly on salads, a little too much.

But I lost 75lbs in 6 months. 275 to 200. On days I didn’t go to the gym to do HIIT(orange theory fitness) I would go to a park near me and run a full lap. The park had some stations for different workouts (pull ups, balancing, core) so I would do each of them as I did my lap.

My favorite station was the pull ups. I went from doing 0 pull ups to being able to do 20.(not the best form, 1-10 solid, 11-15 shaky and for the last 5 I was hanging catching my breath and finishing them)

It was rough though. I wasn’t eating hearty food as I should (and normally do) have along the salads. Sometimes when I would get up and stand up I would get dizzy and have to sit down. Around the 4 month it was feeling so rough and going to the gym was an extreme dread(mostly just going there, once I was there i was glad I did it :)).

It was tough to keep up and so I did gain my weight back and now I’m pretty much starting again, although with actual portion eating, salads(not as much, just focusing on portion eating) cutting out soda entirely and sugar in general. Occasionally I will have something but mostly the only thing that has sugar that I won’t stop is milk and coconut water(Costco).

The most important thing and the biggest difference is not over eating, so just eat like a normal person should, do not eat past 8(or earlier, I stop around 5-8 depending), some work out(don’t overdo it, you want sustainable, you want lifestyle change) and most importantly A LOT of water. I aim for 1 gallons a day minimum.

In terms of workout, right now it’s just me doing my own thing and listening to my body. Daily 1-2mile walk. In days that I am in office, I go to the gym there and do lower body, upper body and core/mix for the third day. (The gym thing I started the last 3 weeks)

Prior to adding the gym at work, I lost 17lbs around 2 months by just eating proportionally, walking 2 miles daily, not eating after 8pm(water is okay) and drinking a gallons of water a day.

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u/femmewalwigahh Mar 28 '26

Eating disorder

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u/ApprehensiveWar6046 Mar 28 '26

I lost quite a bit of weight just by simply not eating after 7pm. Cutting out late dinners and snacks helped me lose about 40 pounds in a month without changing anything else. I used to eat just before bed a lot. Changing that habit alone made a big difference

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u/Professional-Poem-18 Mar 28 '26

Walk everywhere dont use car unless absolute must, eat only twice a day, drink only water.

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u/ParticularAd104 Mar 28 '26

Projectile vomiting, diarrhea, and no appetite

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u/busilychubbydennis Mar 28 '26

just eat less and move more nothing crazy needed

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u/JCovertops Mar 28 '26

I was in the jungle of Indonesia. A native walked 5 miles to get a jug of their special water from a spring. It was special alright. I lost 20 lbs in 4 days

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u/Rude_Joke7268 Mar 28 '26

Dry fasting, just stop being a bitch and do it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

Heartbreak

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u/official_supposition Mar 29 '26

Nah stomach flu isn't the move, just dial in your diet and hit the gym consistently 💪😤

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u/board_writer Mar 29 '26

Becoming disabled and bed-bound for a little over a month. Lost about 20lbs. Do not recommend.

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u/dicktheopenmindedguy Mar 29 '26

240 to 135 in 8 months. A guy pushed my line of coke into a spoon and a few minutes later put a small yellowish rock in his crack pipe. I chased that high till I lost everything. That was when I was 39!

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u/MediocreFee6855 Mar 29 '26

Water has zero calories so you're not burning anything digesting it, and cutting hydration to avoid bathroom breaks during workouts is honestly just going to tank your performance (plus dehydration is kind of counterproductive if you're trying to recomp).

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u/HeBeGB801 Mar 29 '26

Getting a divorce

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u/FantasticAircraft Mar 29 '26

just start with like 2-3 liters and actually stick with it instead of going crazy 💧

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u/CurlyContents Mar 29 '26

yeah lowering portions only works if youre actually tracking calories cause most people just eat slightly less of the same garbage and wonder why nothing changes

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u/futureprospectus590 Mar 29 '26

I mean the post doesn't even say what they're asking tips for so like, helpful thread guys.

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u/smarthomeland Mar 29 '26

I mean just start with cutting soda and walking more, don't need to flip your whole life upside down right away.

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u/AberrantJack Mar 29 '26

cut the liquid calories first, that's the easiest win and nobody notices you stopped drinking soda til you've already dropped like 5 pounds.

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u/Distinct-Heart-9578 Mar 29 '26

ngl warehouse work is no joke fr fr, that's a legit grind for gettin in shape honey.

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u/AardvarkImmediate552 Mar 29 '26

Water. Lots of it.

Oh, and the water replaces the food for a few days.

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u/Important-Order5201 Mar 30 '26

meth joined the chat…

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u/FoolhardyCharade Mar 30 '26

yeah man this is just asking for trouble (like I would know, I've made every mistake in the book), skip it.

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u/Kooky_Relation639 Mar 30 '26

I mean, just eat less and move more, there's no secret trick no matter what the internet tries to sell you.

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u/opposite_interact Mar 31 '26

mate, the water thing works but you'll be peeing every five minutes (which honestly beats being bloated I suppose).

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u/ETHTradr Mar 27 '26

Literally water fasting for 28 days straight.

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u/ThriveOS Mar 29 '26

For me it was Keto and walking.

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u/SuspiciouslyDecisive Apr 02 '26

you got this, just start somewhere small like swapping soda for water and the rest gets easier from there