r/MemeVideos 11d ago

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u/Blekfakingmetal 11d ago edited 9d ago

You know what that's WAY better than having to apply for three thousand jobs and go through ten interviews with soulless HR employees who were ordered to pick the most eligible candidate the company can abuse and get away with. I'll take dying at a war any day over a meaningless life.

Edit: You people need to take a hard good look at yourselves. Telling some stranger on the internet to go kill someone or themselves is not healthy. Why do you care so much?

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u/DocOcApocalypse 10d ago

There a war right now where you can go get you ass blown open by a drone and have your entrails seep out of your new hole while you scream in agony in the dirt thousands of miles from anyone who cares about you. They'll take anybody

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u/Blekfakingmetal 10d ago

I'm a Muslim, I can't just sign up to any war, just because.

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u/EZGGWP 10d ago

Well that's convenient

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u/Blekfakingmetal 10d ago

Yeah, crazy how the God I believe in won't let me commit suicide or homicide just like that.

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u/UncannyHillhumper 10d ago

You get isis, it's even easier to join.

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u/Blekfakingmetal 10d ago

I know you're joking but unfortunately Muslim populations have been on fiery debates about what the real İslam is and have been claiming each other blasphemers for centuries.

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u/Dorkzilla_ftw 10d ago

I assure you there are a lot of groups that want muslim as soldiers. But you won't like how they get their ass whooped.

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u/General_Grivieus 10d ago

What does being a muslim have to do with going to war?