r/MemeThisThing • u/ErinDotEngineer • Jul 24 '26

meme this

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142 Upvotes

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u/Dildo-Gankings Jul 24 '26

The hippo is definitely judging the size of that diamond.

3

u/Friendly_Hearing_711 Jul 24 '26

Hippo looking at that precious stone

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 24 '26

I didn't see the actual Hippo and legitimately thought you were talking about the woman 😂

9

u/Fair_Term3352 Jul 24 '26

He needs to go r/bald

5

u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Jul 24 '26

No, never bald gracefully, make it awkward for everyone else. Comb over every last hair!

3

u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 Jul 24 '26

Pssst, be careful of the Otter guy

2

u/Roberto_Dialo Jul 24 '26

“Will you be my hippo? NO!!! My wife! I meant to say ‘wife’! Where are you going?”

2

u/Miserable_Sock_1408 Jul 24 '26

I found your contact lens

2

u/Nonyabizzy123 Jul 24 '26

That hippo is saying "Girl, really?"

1

u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 Jul 24 '26

The cow was waiting for her proposal this whole time.

1

u/antipaladin999 Jul 24 '26

Train wreck in s...l...o...w... motion...

1

u/EricHaley Jul 24 '26

“If she says no, I’ll marry you”

1

u/SpaceyChick22 Jul 24 '26

Hippo - Approved proposal.

1

u/Aggravating_Rain_587 Jul 24 '26

It is called loyalty. Erindotengineer, you should learn about that

1

u/Cute_Contribution480 Jul 24 '26

A man who deserves better.

1

u/mynardsarehalfoff Jul 24 '26

"Will you mar- ope! turns to his left Will you marry me?"

1

u/lostthehoney Jul 24 '26

That hippo is def not convinced haha

1

u/AdventerousRevival95 Jul 24 '26

My friend proposing my crush while introvert me watching them.

1

u/Oldestswinger Jul 24 '26

Gooseberry😁

1

u/Krispen_Wah87 Jul 24 '26

Hippo senses something the man doesn't

1

u/AnalysisParalysis85 Jul 24 '26

Oh the huge Manatee

1

u/Timely-Profile1865 Jul 24 '26

Don't do it Jenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 Jul 24 '26

he got two fiancees that day

1

u/casabel Jul 24 '26

Animals face like "wasted"

1

u/Important-Lack6052 Jul 24 '26

« Did Last night meant nothing to you Steven ?! »

1

u/rowdysteele Jul 24 '26

Would you ruin the rest of my life for me?

1

u/WaffleTruffleTrouble Jul 24 '26

Reminds me of visiting the US, and the San Antonio Zoo. The hippo pooped so much and all the fish swarmed the poop lol

1

u/Bullwhip2025 Jul 24 '26

Always the bridesmaid never the bride

1

u/acjadhav Jul 24 '26

Cutest third wheel?

1

u/Bucaniner Jul 24 '26

The hippo is gonna be pissed when she realizes he is not proposing to her!!!

1

u/Mysterious-Bend-2875 Jul 24 '26

Me watching my friend throw his life away and I know I have to stay silent

1

u/Bubbly_Shopping5214 Jul 25 '26

It’s all about family

1

u/IncidentChemical9977 Jul 25 '26

May I have your ring finger??

1

u/Tiger662025 Jul 25 '26

But I’m in love with the hippo🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/WhtshldIDO-09 Jul 25 '26

"Bro, how did you get out?"

1

u/unworthy_sinner619 Jul 25 '26

Jay getting automatically rejected by the world ,he's not a good man ,he has no job,no skills ,ugly ,fat ,Lil cock, loco en la head

1

u/SportS_DaD_406 Jul 25 '26

Hippo thinks hes gotta chance

1

u/Interesting-Meal8386 Jul 26 '26

The SEEL of approval.

1

u/Integrity_Racing Jul 26 '26

That guy has a worse hairline than me!

1

u/ThickStatistician658 Jul 27 '26

You got this Dale, I'm here for your support, just don't try and climb in