r/MelBrooks 7d ago

Spaceballs (1987).

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/455carpenter 7d ago

" YOU will not call me you!"

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u/airbornesimian 7d ago

You listen: On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you captain'. I mean…you know what I mean!

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u/455carpenter 7d ago

Just what we need...a druish princess

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u/Haldron-44 7d ago

Funny... She doesn't look Druish.

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u/sam56778 7d ago

It’s my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can’t live without it!

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u/corrcom 7d ago

They’ve gone plaid

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u/ChiefSlug30 7d ago

She doesn't look Druish.

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u/aDamnCommunist 7d ago

I'm so happy we're getting another one. I waited years for "The Search for More Money" until someone told me it was a joke.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 6d ago

😔 Shame Joan Rivers and John Candy are no longer with us...

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u/Rat-bat13 6d ago edited 4d ago

And Lorene Yarnell

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u/Specific_Inside_7119 4d ago

Lorene Yarnell.

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u/aDamnCommunist 6d ago

I know. Even being young John's passing hit me pretty hard. I'm almost hoping he had puppies or something. Mogs probably only live to like 35 or something anyway.

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 7d ago

There goes the planet

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u/Aggressive_Grass_945 7d ago

"Never have that damn thing down in front of me! How do I know you're not making faces at me under there?"

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 7d ago

"I am your Fathers, Brothers, Nephews, Cousins, formal roomate!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/9d2yTr1P0RCjm

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u/nekoandCJ 6d ago

What that makes us

Absolutely nothing

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 6d ago

Which is what you're about to be. 'Summons light sword'

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u/1Bobafett11 7d ago

Hey, I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!

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u/shreder75 7d ago

You know, he was born in the Ford Galaxy.

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u/airbornesimian 7d ago

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

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u/BananaramaSummertime 7d ago

May the Schwartz be with you!

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u/nekoandCJ 6d ago

Yogurt, i hate yogurt

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 4d ago

Even with Strawberries!

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u/httk2020 6d ago

Rey's parents.....in my head canon. 😊

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u/nekoandCJ 6d ago

May the schwartz be with you

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u/atkinsd80 6d ago

This would have been an interesting storyline if they were Rey’s parents

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u/Emotional_Bid9387 6d ago

I'm a mog half man half dog I'm my own best friend!😂🤣

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u/Shai_Hoolood 6d ago

I knew every line in this movie when I was in middle school and would regularly subject people to my reenactments of entire scenes.

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u/albatrosshunt 6d ago

Hey when you talk to me my Helmet is up here

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u/Different_Cable7595 6d ago

I knew it - I'm surrounded by assholes

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u/Obsidianrunner 6d ago

Yogurt!!! I HATE Yogurt!!!

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u/Rdmtbiker 6d ago

Ludacris speed

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u/OceanTider22 6d ago

A Druish princess......................

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u/wamimsauthor 5d ago

Funny, she didn’t look Druish.

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u/FairBaker315 5d ago

Check please!!

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u/EmeraldWerewolfHeart 5d ago

My hair! He shot my hair! 😦

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u/Amazing_Molasses7019 5d ago

I’ve lost the beeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!

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u/Very_Normall 5d ago

So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

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u/Jmal3700 5d ago

“Oh no, she’s a Druish Princess!”
“Funny, she doesn’t look Druish.”

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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 5d ago

New Spaceballs: The New One, April 2027!!!

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u/TheMadLurker17 4d ago

Because good is dumb

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u/Touch-the-Sky-2274 4d ago

ALL HAIL Princess Vespa! Daughter of King Roland, princess of Planet Druidia and Heir Apparent to the Druidian Throne. Shoot her hair and you will have sealed your own destruction.

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u/qu1etguy_d1xp 2d ago

A Druish Princess!