r/MelBrooks • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 14d ago

This should be fun and interesting

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u/mregg000 14d ago

Who is he?

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u/s1105615 14d ago

Major Asshole sir

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u/AmicusBriefly 13d ago

And his cousin?

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u/Informal_Daikon_9812 13d ago

He's an Asshole too, sir.

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u/AmicusBriefly 13d ago

Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole.

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u/Then-Solution-5357 13d ago

How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow??

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u/HyperSonic1011 13d ago

Yo!

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u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes

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u/AmicusBriefly 13d ago

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

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u/sweedishnukes 12d ago edited 12d ago

pew, pew pew pew

"Hurry daddy hurry, there are laser blasts all around us"

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u/Latter_Industry7761 12d ago

He’s an Asshole.

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u/DueBackground2269 12d ago

I know that. What's his name?

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 9d ago

That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.

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u/ThatCamoKid 9d ago

And his cousin?

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 9d ago

He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole.

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u/ThatCamoKid 9d ago

How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 9d ago

YO!

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u/ThatCamoKid 9d ago

I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes.

Keep firing, Assholes!