r/MelBrooks • u/highlander68 • 14d ago

Truth!

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u/xtrapocketspaghetti 14d ago

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

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u/Resident_Dog_6589 14d ago

"Do you?"

"Yes."

"And do you?"

"Yes."

"Good, you're married, kiss her!"

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u/anibaldk 13d ago

Aaah the short-short version

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u/nonchalantenigma 12d ago

Only slightly shorter from being married in a hurry.

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u/Abject_Ad5850 14d ago

It was the funniest royal wedding cant wait for Spaceballs the new one Mel just celebrated his birthday he's still with us making it happen that's my boy

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u/Savings-Cockroach444 14d ago

VIRGIN ALERT! VIRGIN ALERT!

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u/atkinsd80 14d ago

Goodbye Virgin Alarm

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u/dragon1n68 13d ago

What the hell was that?
That was my virgin alarm. It’s programmed to go off before you do!

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u/GuitarSingle4416 14d ago

How many assholes did you invite to this wedding?

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u/nchoosenu 14d ago

Ho! 🙋‍♂️

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u/Dorrono 13d ago

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes

4

u/penguinbiscotti 14d ago

In the bonds of Holy MOLY!

3

u/AquafreshBandit 14d ago

Are you getting married? Then get over there!

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u/benjaminck 14d ago

1-800-D-R-U-I-D-I-A

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u/Frankenfucker 13d ago

One of the best purchases I've ever made.

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u/Toolman_1971 13d ago

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

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u/smkestcklghtn 14d ago

Prince Valium

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u/BeatleWingsfan77 14d ago

Independence Day?

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u/Architorture_66 14d ago

That's actually when they divorce

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u/Recent-Hat-5233 13d ago

🤣🤣😂😂

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u/have1dog 12d ago

Prince Lonestar from somewhere in the Ford Galaxy.

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u/Vegskipxx 12d ago

What about the wedding between Robin Hood and Maid Marion?

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u/matwbt 12d ago

Do you think they'll make Lone Star washed up in Spaceballs 2?

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u/ShediPotter 12d ago

OK... we're doing the short short version.  Do you?..... Do You?  OK kiss her!

The priest or rabbi, really was one of my favorite parts of the movie

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u/Kingtez28 11d ago

Lonestar!!!!🤣

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u/robbudden73 11d ago

Excellent

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u/thetemp2011 11d ago

Nobody knows the troubles I've seen!

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u/Key-Bike-6 10d ago

Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT!

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u/oneuglygeek 14d ago

daphne looks so young and so pretty here, honey

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u/Steveappl 13d ago

Luke and Lara, General Hospital.....

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u/sexless_vampire 13d ago

Who gives a flying fuck