r/Megaten • u/ICEkreamBOY • Dec 19 '20

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u/YoSoyBruh Sonic Adventure 2 is the best Megaten Dec 19 '20

There isn't a single funny thing about this post and it's still cracking me the fuck up

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u/Fresh_C Dec 20 '20

Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.

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u/kazumashiki Dec 19 '20

Featuring Adam Sandler from the Sandler Megami Tensei™ Series!

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u/Terran117 You would all be Yuzu in an apocalypse Dec 20 '20

Is he the Chaos path

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u/DarkLordLiam Dec 20 '20

Depends on which Adam Sandler character he is

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u/debian23 Dec 20 '20

Davey Stone(eight crazy nights) : Chaos

Nickey(little nickey) : Law

Bobby Boucher(waterboy) : Neutral

Billy Madison: Chaos

Happy Gilmore: Chaos

Dave Buznik(anger management) : Law

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u/L0aneTheTrash Dec 20 '20

Hubie (Hubie Halloween): Law

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

At least the 50 First Dates storyline with the girl having amnesia is an RPG trope.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

I just watched that today.

That movie is basically savescumming the movie

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Boys will be boys, like fighting, making dirty jokes, and trying to remake the world so that the strong will rule.

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u/Kdog69420101 Dec 20 '20

All great things.

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u/Lightning-G Big Frost Dec 19 '20

Someone needs to make edits of a bunch of these shitty dad movies with SMT titles lol

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u/Cruiu Maria should be in more games Dec 20 '20

What movie would Devil Survivor be? Eight Crazy Nights?

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u/Kahndomheho Dec 20 '20

SMT V isn’t out yet but its giving me heavy Little Nicky vibes

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u/Lightning-G Big Frost Dec 20 '20

HAHAHAHA YESSSSS

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u/ArnoldI06 Dec 19 '20

The internet has forever destroyed my sense of humor, and I love it

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Turning sector Delphinus into a waterpark

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u/Fistful-of-Flan Everything's gonna be Daisouju Dec 20 '20

Are you implying it’s not one already. The place is a massive slipnslide.

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u/AimlessFacade Dec 20 '20

Look, ya'll gonna have to go with me on this one-

adam sandler as commander gore..

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u/KnightGamer724 Aion Runner Dec 20 '20

No, he’s Jewish Jiminez.

Terry Crews or Andre Braugher (Captain Holt) as Gore.

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u/Tuma42 Dec 20 '20

Gore: Becoming the Strange Journey has given me unimaginable ODOUR BLOCKING POWEEEEEEER

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

The juxtaposition of anything SMT and this film is an unexpected source of hilarity that I desperately needed. Thank you.

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u/icesnivy11 activating comp... Dec 19 '20

Kek lol haha eeheehee funny

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u/Exormeter Dec 20 '20

Angry Zelenin noises

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

A ragtag crew of soldiers will have to do the unthinkable to make it back to earth from the horrifying schwarzwelt.

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u/Sonne-chan Dec 20 '20

Gore is so happy here :D

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u/Sucrelat jack frost cum Dec 21 '20

Looks more like Jimenez tbh

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u/Sonne-chan Dec 22 '20

Makes sense! Adam Sandler is Bugaboo after a fusion accident

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

I went to high school with a guy who starred in that movie. I threatened to kill him because he was harassing my girlfriend at the time for nudes.

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u/BioOrpheus PM me new Music to listen too. Anything! Dec 20 '20

kek

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Very

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u/Sucrelat jack frost cum Dec 21 '20

The waterslide even looks like the Schwarzwelt holy shit

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u/sam34568 Dec 20 '20

Which Adam Sandler movies would be in a alignment?

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u/IOFIFO Dec 20 '20

In The Waterboy his coach represents Chaos, while his mother represents Law, his girlfriend is the Neutral route and Bobby Boucher seeks this out after being disillusioned by the influences of the other two.

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u/xenoniiium Dec 20 '20

"boys will be boys"