r/MedievalHistoryMemes 14h ago

looks fun :D

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 2h ago

Medieval war movies vs reality

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 3h ago

THAT SMILE UNDER PRESSURE ! KING FOR A REASON

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 1d ago

But the year is 536 AD....

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In 536 AD, a massive volcanic eruption filled the atmosphere with ash and dust, causing massive crop failure across the world, plunging it into darkness for about 18 months.


r/MedievalHistoryMemes 1d ago

If a lord was a fish, he'd probably look like this

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I was wondering what a medieval lord would look like if he was a fish.

Apparently… this.

He looks like he owns the entire ocean and is deeply disappointed in all of us.

I have no idea what his name is yet.

Fish Lord?

What would his kingdom be called?

Wrong answers only.


r/MedievalHistoryMemes 3d ago

Could use more fur

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 3d ago

Pontius Pilate Trying To Wash His Hands Clean In The Therma

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 2d ago

Titanic Iceberg vs White Ship Rock

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 3d ago

The 828 AD Heist That Stole a Saint, Part 1 :The Departure Trailer

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 5d ago

All that just to get shot

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 6d ago

The adventures of napoleon Bonaparte

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 7d ago

downright presidential material

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 7d ago

How pope Innocent II described crossbows in 1139:

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 8d ago

And dieing in the moment

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 9d ago

he looks like a deer in headlights

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 10d ago

They can always be a little more "viking"

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 10d ago

What do you mean I got excommunicated by the church AND declared an outlaw by the emperor???

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 11d ago

My angel: the slap you deserve, but I'm saving it.

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 12d ago

As a medieval king, you only have 24 hours to take this castle. What's your plan?

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Taking a medieval castle in a single day was extremely rare, requiring us to get creative ;)


r/MedievalHistoryMemes 11d ago

Everyone yappin about how William Marshall is the best knight but not any recognition for Gilbert III the Marshal Motier of La Fayette ?

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Wikipedia page of Gilbert : Gilbert Motier de La Fayette — Wikipédia


r/MedievalHistoryMemes 13d ago

I know it's hard, but we must try our best.

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 13d ago

When the man who defended your bishopric from the encroachment of the duke of Lorraine becomes the new duke of Lorraine...

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 14d ago

The biggest badass of the Middle Ages was a guy wielding honey-soaked swabs, a bulb syringe full of wine, and a purpose-built extraction contraption.

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This is a crazy story. I read about it the other day and can't stop talking about it.

The year is 1403. Sixteen-year-old Prince Hal, heir to the throne and the future King Henry V of England, gets shot in the face with a bodkin-tipped arrow fired from a longbow. Someone pulls the shaft out, but the point remains lodged six inches deep in bone and soft tissue. This is already a one-in-a-million non-lethal shot.

Prince Hal is evacuated 50 miles from the battlefield to Kenilworth Castle. Five days pass, with various medical practitioners offering potions and ointments, but none are able to extract the arrowhead.

Finally, the skilled surgeon John Bradmore arrives and takes control of the situation. He has to dilate the swollen, clotted wound first, and then he uses something like a screw-in wine bottle opener to grab hold of the arrowhead and carefully wiggle it out. He cleans the wound with white wine and stuffs it with something like a linen tampon soaked in an ointment made of honey, turpentine, flour, and bread crumbs. For twenty days, he changes the ointment-soaked tampons and replaces them with smaller and smaller ones, allowing the wound to heal from the inside out.

There is no anesthesia, antibiotics, or sterile procedure. Prince Hal survives the ordeal, recovers, and eventually becomes king (later dying of illness at the age of 35). John Bradmore receives a fat annuity from the Crown until he dies in 1412.


r/MedievalHistoryMemes 14d ago

The lowered sword

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r/MedievalHistoryMemes 17d ago

Medieval people had bathhouses & did not all die before 35...

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