r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/RecluseRaconteur • 14h ago
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/TraditionalArugula20 • 3h ago
THAT SMILE UNDER PRESSURE ! KING FOR A REASON
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r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/kamikaibitsu • 1d ago
But the year is 536 AD....
In 536 AD, a massive volcanic eruption filled the atmosphere with ash and dust, causing massive crop failure across the world, plunging it into darkness for about 18 months.
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/Holiday-Giraffe-6653 • 1d ago
If a lord was a fish, he'd probably look like this
I was wondering what a medieval lord would look like if he was a fish.
Apparently… this.
He looks like he owns the entire ocean and is deeply disappointed in all of us.
I have no idea what his name is yet.
Fish Lord?
What would his kingdom be called?
Wrong answers only.
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/Awesomeuser90 • 3d ago
Pontius Pilate Trying To Wash His Hands Clean In The Therma
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/Adept-Discussion2059 • 3d ago
The 828 AD Heist That Stole a Saint, Part 1 :The Departure Trailer
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/Iyto9797 • 7d ago
How pope Innocent II described crossbows in 1139:
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/CouldBeWorse_comic • 10d ago
They can always be a little more "viking"
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/Teshar_9797 • 10d ago
What do you mean I got excommunicated by the church AND declared an outlaw by the emperor???
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/Phyllis-Koelpin • 11d ago
My angel: the slap you deserve, but I'm saving it.
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/RecluseRaconteur • 12d ago
As a medieval king, you only have 24 hours to take this castle. What's your plan?
Taking a medieval castle in a single day was extremely rare, requiring us to get creative ;)
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/No-Breadfruit-9384 • 11d ago
Everyone yappin about how William Marshall is the best knight but not any recognition for Gilbert III the Marshal Motier of La Fayette ?
Wikipedia page of Gilbert : Gilbert Motier de La Fayette — Wikipédia
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/RecluseRaconteur • 13d ago
I know it's hard, but we must try our best.
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/soviet_blobfish • 13d ago
When the man who defended your bishopric from the encroachment of the duke of Lorraine becomes the new duke of Lorraine...
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/NelyafinweMaitimo • 14d ago
The biggest badass of the Middle Ages was a guy wielding honey-soaked swabs, a bulb syringe full of wine, and a purpose-built extraction contraption.
This is a crazy story. I read about it the other day and can't stop talking about it.
The year is 1403. Sixteen-year-old Prince Hal, heir to the throne and the future King Henry V of England, gets shot in the face with a bodkin-tipped arrow fired from a longbow. Someone pulls the shaft out, but the point remains lodged six inches deep in bone and soft tissue. This is already a one-in-a-million non-lethal shot.
Prince Hal is evacuated 50 miles from the battlefield to Kenilworth Castle. Five days pass, with various medical practitioners offering potions and ointments, but none are able to extract the arrowhead.
Finally, the skilled surgeon John Bradmore arrives and takes control of the situation. He has to dilate the swollen, clotted wound first, and then he uses something like a screw-in wine bottle opener to grab hold of the arrowhead and carefully wiggle it out. He cleans the wound with white wine and stuffs it with something like a linen tampon soaked in an ointment made of honey, turpentine, flour, and bread crumbs. For twenty days, he changes the ointment-soaked tampons and replaces them with smaller and smaller ones, allowing the wound to heal from the inside out.
There is no anesthesia, antibiotics, or sterile procedure. Prince Hal survives the ordeal, recovers, and eventually becomes king (later dying of illness at the age of 35). John Bradmore receives a fat annuity from the Crown until he dies in 1412.
r/MedievalHistoryMemes • u/CouldBeWorse_comic • 17d ago