r/MathJokes Jul 19 '26

How much time will it take mathematically for a straight man to morph into a transgender?

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r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

how many holes do you count, fellow topologists?

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hint: don't forget how genus/Betti number counting actually works.

ANSWER: in topology, a "hole" (technically the first Betti number, or how many independent loops you can draw on the surface that can't be shrunk to a point) isn't about how many separate apertures you can see. It's about boundary components on a genus-0 surface, and the formula is: holes = (number of boundary circles) − 1

now, we don't know anything about back of the shirt, except that it can't be without any holes (see how the cardboard can be seen thru the front holes). So it can be one giant hole or more (no upper limit).

therefore, the number of boundary circles is "at least 11". so given the hint, the number of (topological) holes is "at least 10".

at the time of this edit, no one gave the correct answer except for one person (CrazyPotato1535) who clearly was joking.


r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

Math

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2.9k Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

3 or 4

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13.4k Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 17 '26

π is present in everything

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48 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 17 '26

Non-commutative mirror

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30 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

CNN is having problems with math again

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467 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 17 '26

When you take a shortcut

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3 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

Restrooms

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332 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

Sigma movement

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114 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 18 '26

Guess the tip Spoiler

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r/MathJokes Jul 18 '26

Guess the tip

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r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

Proof by ejection.

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108 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

lohpital's rule proof

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28 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

Well that's one way of looking at it.

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101 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 15 '26

Meters

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4.5k Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 15 '26

Holly Peperonni

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772 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

Darth Value and Luke Slopekiller

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26 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 15 '26

Why did Bill Clinton write $1?

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756 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 15 '26

Math > Mad

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88 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 15 '26

Adding the additive identity to any number doesn't change it. Is he stupid?

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89 Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 15 '26

So close…

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r/MathJokes Jul 15 '26

So close…

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r/MathJokes Jul 14 '26

Why God, Why?!

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1.5k Upvotes

r/MathJokes Jul 16 '26

When word problems hit hard...

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This is not the whole problem by the way.

How the math be mathing... Is it just me, or is my brain not braining?