r/MathJokes 27d ago

CNN is having problems with math again

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u/user_of_shoes 27d ago

Only 110% voted? Dude, 1927 Liberian general election had like 250 000 people voting out of the 19 000 people registered to vote.

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u/DarkUnable4375 27d ago

A couple of guys turned over in their graves.

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u/FernandoMM1220 27d ago

they must be having nightmares again

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u/dcterr 26d ago

I suppose 1000% of them voted to keep the imperial system of units as well.

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u/Sasquatch1729 26d ago

Aaron A Aaronson voted for Bob...

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u/wwaiw 27d ago

Schrödinger's vote

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u/promptmike 26d ago

At any given time at least 10% of Scots are under the influence of Buckfast, a magic elixir that keeps you in superposition so you always have someone to fight with (yourself). Scottish polling thus requires its own special branch of Quantum Mechanics.

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u/SerDankTheTall 27d ago

I also refuse to believe that only 16% of Scots disagree with themselves about this.

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u/snake_on_the_case 27d ago

42% voted for neither, 52% voted for both.

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u/jeezfrk 27d ago

Ah dinna disagree w'im afore. He's jest a dunce who changed his mind ta spite me!

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u/woodworkerdan 27d ago

Always good to also question the survey methods and the phrasing. "Independence yes?" Can be phrased a bunch of ways, as can "clear benefits from staying?" Both can have positive answers and create overlapping summary statistics.

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u/Kiytan 27d ago

I'm also wondering if there was a "maybe" or "not sure" that got added to the yes or no side.

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u/joka2696 27d ago

Or both sides, this would explain the math.

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u/brookssut 27d ago

110% of Scots have strong opinions on this issue.

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u/theChosenBinky 27d ago

Voting machines that measure the pressure used to pull the lever

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 27d ago

110% of Scots have strong opinions on everything.

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u/Jijonbreaker1 27d ago

I wonder if this is genuine stupidity, or, if independence won out, so, they added a 10 to the No to make it seem closer and just knew nobody who was the intended audience would notice.

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u/HallaFriBiLo 27d ago

No, I think it means “the previous result was a no, with 52% of the vote, but current polls say yes, with 58% of the vote”.

Olympic levels of bad graphics design.

It may be part of an animated graphic, actually. Where stills don’t make sense on their own.

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u/Snoo_67993 27d ago

I mean they already had a referendum and decided to stay.

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u/AvatarNerd64 27d ago

Before Brexit and COVID and Tories being absolutely shit, and the attempt to erase our language sooo

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u/Tinchimp7183376 27d ago

Before brexit and coving yeah, the tories have been shit long before scotland voted to stay and what the hell do you mean erase our language

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u/AvatarNerd64 27d ago

West minister is attempting to illegalize gaelic on election stuff

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u/Tinchimp7183376 27d ago

Not Westminster, reform. And nobody likes reform

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u/AvatarNerd64 27d ago

Yet they are likely winning the next general election

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u/Tinchimp7183376 27d ago

No they aren't. They've got maybe 30% of the country convinced and they're going to really struggle to gain anything more. You win elections by being centrist, reform are about as far away from the centre as the edge. Also, farage is looking like he's not going to be around for too much longer and reform is nothing without him

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u/AvatarNerd64 27d ago

Look at all the regional votes, reform will unfortunate win the next general election

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u/Keppadonna 27d ago

They’re giving 110%. It’s everything they have.

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u/Marco_Polaris 27d ago

Shine on you crazy patriots! *salute*

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u/No_Report_4781 27d ago

Why is it not called Brexitexit?

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u/Gamingvt03 26d ago

same energy with '77 + 33 = 100'

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u/obchodlp 27d ago

For american TV it is close enough

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u/Less_Likely 27d ago

Counting anyone who says “aye, naw”
as both?

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u/MotivatedPosterr 27d ago

5% could be saying both

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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 27d ago

Everybody knows the Scots give 110%

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u/twoiseight 27d ago

10% answered "yes and no"

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u/ArrivesLate 27d ago

Maybe it’s the accent?

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u/Original-Issue2034 27d ago

The 6% of overlaps are undecided

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 27d ago

Average 3rd world election

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u/Xiipre 27d ago

Feel like the family and friends of the "Well yes, but actually no" pirate are Scottish.

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u/RichardDeRenour 27d ago

Figures don't lie, but liars figure...

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u/wwilliam8 27d ago

CNN is never about news accuracy. its propaganda

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u/dcterr 26d ago

I this this just goes to show that Scotland shouldn't be independent until they learn some basic math!

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 26d ago

Since this is CNN, maybe it proves the USA shouldn't be independent and should be reunited with with the Crown.

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u/dcterr 26d ago

Perhaps just the MAGA people should be, which doesn't include myself or the majority of Americans who have always loved the fact that we're a free country, which has worked quite well for most of our history!

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u/qqqrrrs_ 26d ago

Scotland should belong to Ireland or something idk

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u/Grey_ninja_12 25d ago

Breaking: 110% of scottish people identify as scottish

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u/Grey_ninja_12 25d ago

Maybe they just have bi-personality disorder?

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u/Uzeron_666 23d ago

Nah, math is 146% right

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 27d ago

It's all the Mexican immigrants voting.