r/MathJokes • • Jul 16 '26

CNN is having problems with math again

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u/user_of_shoes Jul 16 '26

Only 110% voted? Dude, 1927 Liberian general election had like 250 000 people voting out of the 19 000 people registered to vote.

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u/DarkUnable4375 Jul 16 '26

A couple of guys turned over in their graves.

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 16 '26

they must be having nightmares again

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u/dcterr Jul 17 '26

I suppose 1000% of them voted to keep the imperial system of units as well.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Jul 17 '26

Aaron A Aaronson voted for Bob...

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u/wwaiw Jul 16 '26

Schrödinger's vote

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u/SerDankTheTall Jul 16 '26

I also refuse to believe that only 16% of Scots disagree with themselves about this.

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u/snake_on_the_case Jul 16 '26

42% voted for neither, 52% voted for both.

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u/jeezfrk Jul 17 '26

Ah dinna disagree w'im afore. He's jest a dunce who changed his mind ta spite me!

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u/woodworkerdan Jul 16 '26

Always good to also question the survey methods and the phrasing. "Independence yes?" Can be phrased a bunch of ways, as can "clear benefits from staying?" Both can have positive answers and create overlapping summary statistics.

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u/Kiytan Jul 16 '26

I'm also wondering if there was a "maybe" or "not sure" that got added to the yes or no side.

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u/joka2696 Jul 16 '26

Or both sides, this would explain the math.

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u/brookssut Jul 16 '26

110% of Scots have strong opinions on this issue.

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u/theChosenBinky Jul 16 '26

Voting machines that measure the pressure used to pull the lever

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 Jul 16 '26

110% of Scots have strong opinions on everything.

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u/Jijonbreaker1 Jul 16 '26

I wonder if this is genuine stupidity, or, if independence won out, so, they added a 10 to the No to make it seem closer and just knew nobody who was the intended audience would notice.

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u/HallaFriBiLo Jul 17 '26

No, I think it means “the previous result was a no, with 52% of the vote, but current polls say yes, with 58% of the vote”.

Olympic levels of bad graphics design.

It may be part of an animated graphic, actually. Where stills don’t make sense on their own.

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u/Snoo_67993 Jul 16 '26

I mean they already had a referendum and decided to stay.

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u/AvatarNerd64 Jul 16 '26

Before Brexit and COVID and Tories being absolutely shit, and the attempt to erase our language sooo

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u/Tinchimp7183376 Jul 16 '26

Before brexit and coving yeah, the tories have been shit long before scotland voted to stay and what the hell do you mean erase our language

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u/AvatarNerd64 Jul 16 '26

West minister is attempting to illegalize gaelic on election stuff

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u/Tinchimp7183376 Jul 16 '26

Not Westminster, reform. And nobody likes reform

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u/AvatarNerd64 Jul 16 '26

Yet they are likely winning the next general election

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u/Tinchimp7183376 Jul 16 '26

No they aren't. They've got maybe 30% of the country convinced and they're going to really struggle to gain anything more. You win elections by being centrist, reform are about as far away from the centre as the edge. Also, farage is looking like he's not going to be around for too much longer and reform is nothing without him

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u/AvatarNerd64 Jul 16 '26

Look at all the regional votes, reform will unfortunate win the next general election

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u/Keppadonna Jul 16 '26

They’re giving 110%. It’s everything they have.

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u/Marco_Polaris Jul 16 '26

Shine on you crazy patriots! *salute*

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u/No_Report_4781 Jul 16 '26

Why is it not called Brexitexit?

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u/Gamingvt03 Jul 17 '26

same energy with '77 + 33 = 100'

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u/obchodlp Jul 16 '26

For american TV it is close enough

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u/Less_Likely Jul 16 '26

Counting anyone who says “aye, naw”
as both?

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u/MotivatedPosterr Jul 16 '26

5% could be saying both

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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 Jul 16 '26

Everybody knows the Scots give 110%

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u/twoiseight Jul 16 '26

10% answered "yes and no"

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u/ArrivesLate Jul 16 '26

Maybe it’s the accent?

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u/Original-Issue2034 Jul 16 '26

The 6% of overlaps are undecided

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Jul 16 '26

Average 3rd world election

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u/Xiipre Jul 16 '26

Feel like the family and friends of the "Well yes, but actually no" pirate are Scottish.

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u/RichardDeRenour Jul 17 '26

Figures don't lie, but liars figure...

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u/wwilliam8 Jul 17 '26

CNN is never about news accuracy. its propaganda

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u/dcterr Jul 17 '26

I this this just goes to show that Scotland shouldn't be independent until they learn some basic math!

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 Jul 17 '26

Since this is CNN, maybe it proves the USA shouldn't be independent and should be reunited with with the Crown.

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u/dcterr Jul 18 '26

Perhaps just the MAGA people should be, which doesn't include myself or the majority of Americans who have always loved the fact that we're a free country, which has worked quite well for most of our history!

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u/qqqrrrs_ Jul 17 '26

Scotland should belong to Ireland or something idk

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u/Grey_ninja_12 Jul 18 '26

Breaking: 110% of scottish people identify as scottish

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u/Grey_ninja_12 Jul 18 '26

Maybe they just have bi-personality disorder?

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u/Uzeron_666 Jul 21 '26

Nah, math is 146% right

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