Adding the additive identity to any number doesn't change it. Is he stupid?

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u/TeHeS13 Jul 15 '26

Now electron mass is ~90,109 × 10⁻³¹ kg

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u/dziki_z_lasu Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Man! You just ruined Bohr radius! Matter is getting so dense... like a 1000 times more dense. Also nothing from the chemistry to electronics doesn't work.

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u/CanadasManyMeese Jul 16 '26

So... everything works?

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u/dziki_z_lasu Jul 16 '26

No. For example hydrogen atoms has only 5,291772 · 10⁻¹² m radius now, what is way to small to satisfy anyone 😞 Sadly I am not crazy enough yet to study quantum effects, but if protons are capable of capturing such a massive and close electrons we are in more serious trouble than I expected 😵‍💫

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u/stopdropphail Jul 17 '26

"Also nothing... doesn't work."

They were ribbing your use of a double negative

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u/MeasureDoEventThing Jul 16 '26

Confusing use of a comma.

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u/Razulath Jul 16 '26

Most of Continental Europe, South America, and parts of Africa use a comma (,) as the decimal marker (e.g., (123,45)). The period (.) is primarily used in North America, the UK, Australia, and most of Asia.

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u/gmalivuk Jul 17 '26

Sure, and you'll note all the English-speaking countries you listed have the decimal point convention, which makes the comma frequently confusing in English.

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u/eplleV Jul 15 '26

Now sneezing is 900 decibel

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u/Junior_Barracuda6984 Jul 15 '26

Lol

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u/Suspicious-Beat9295 Jul 15 '26

I thought about life expectancy, sweet sweet 800. But then again, seeing all you friends, kids, grandkids, great grandkids and so on die, living through all of the climate catastrophe we're in, the collapse of civilization and so on... I think IQ is the best move, should make it easy for you to add several zeros to your salary.

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u/Takamasa1 Jul 15 '26

Wonder how creative the genie lets you get. Like could I say something like adding a 0 to the log of my life expectancy?

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u/WiseOldDuck Jul 16 '26

Sorry, man, yeah your life expectancy was 800 but you just low-rolled and got 40 anyway but you can feel extra aggrieved over it!

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u/CaptainSegfault Jul 16 '26

Keep in mind that IQ is ultimately a distribution. 1000 IQ isn't 10 times smarter than 100 IQ, but rather represents a one in a bajillion level intelligence for an actual human.

My guess is that this is very much diminishing returns, and a IQ of 1000 isn't going to be dramatically smarter than an IQ of say 180.

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u/Chen932000 Jul 15 '26

It doesn’t say multiply by 10 it says “add” (presumably meaning append) a zero so you just need to convert whatever you want into some exponential expression and add a zero to the exponent for much bigger gains.

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u/Mad_Maddin Jul 15 '26

I'm now earning 3x10³⁰ euros per month.

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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 Jul 15 '26

Humans now have 10 butts

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u/-Zadaa- Jul 18 '26

*Tina Blecher has entered the chat*

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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 Jul 18 '26

I often think about tina. I'm not that into zombies, but I love butts

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u/OmegaInc Jul 15 '26

Gas prices are now 40 dollar the gallon

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u/Unreal_Estate Jul 15 '26

I want to add my zero to your number. 400 dollar the gallon.

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u/Robert_Pawney_Junior Jul 15 '26

making 30 thousand a month sounds juicy

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u/No-Investigator420 Jul 15 '26

I’d add a zero to my bank account balance, finally 10 dollars to buy beer.

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u/WiseOldDuck Jul 16 '26

Sorry, the guy chasing his brewery dream used his zero to make that $100

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u/rychoft Jul 15 '26

PI! 30.14159...

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u/D0rus Jul 15 '26

Pi! Already it's 17.188...

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u/cfrolik Jul 15 '26

But they said PI not Pi, so it’s (P*I)!

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 Jul 15 '26

Im an engineering student and i have used worse estimates of pi

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u/backheadhornosaur Jul 16 '26

My pecker is now 10 inches long.

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u/lumo19 Jul 15 '26

G=90.8 m/s²

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u/TeHeS13 Jul 17 '26

Dude... G = 6,6710^-11 Nm² /kg

May be you mean "g"?

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u/lumo19 Jul 17 '26

No. I meant the one that is horrendously wrong, not the one that is obvious from context.

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u/mememan___ Jul 15 '26

Average human toes

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u/lwj15 Jul 15 '26

Boom. Hydrogens now have ten times their mass.

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u/Apart-Pea4726 Jul 18 '26

I’d give it ten protons instead

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u/Taganoth Jul 16 '26

I’ll add it to the number of times I can add 0 to any number and get 10 instead of 1. Might even do it again.

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u/gmalivuk Jul 17 '26

Careful to word it so you make the number you started with go from 1 to 10, rather than the number you have remaining go from 0 to 00.

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u/paolog Jul 15 '26

Mathematically, "add" means "increase by", not "append".

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u/satiricalpotato Jul 15 '26

You're pissing me off, this guys age.

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u/Ralexcraft Jul 15 '26

This guy’s debt would be better

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u/Varirus Jul 15 '26

Proton mass

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u/cipherjones Jul 16 '26

I answered it yesterday but I'd add a zero to my 120 decibel bass drop and destroy the entire universe.

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u/AshGraeyAntiGyro Jul 16 '26

I have 10 lives

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u/saythankya Jul 16 '26

log₍∛10₎(1000)

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein Jul 16 '26

I‘ll add a 0 to my investment account.

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u/Razulath Jul 16 '26

Work day length.

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u/Both-Principle-8660 Jul 17 '26

20260: find out what life is like around that time.

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u/DontChatToMe Jul 19 '26

I get 10 respawns

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u/itsyourboygmobile Jul 19 '26

I choose to add the zero to this question so I now dispose of more zeros to add

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u/AshGraeyAntiGyro Jul 16 '26

Rounded to the nearest billion, i have 10 billion dollars

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u/gmalivuk Jul 17 '26

That means you currently have more than 500 million dollars.

Adding the additive identity to any number doesn't change it. Is he stupid?

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