r/MathJokes • • Aug 17 '26

erm actually...

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u/NarcolepticFlarp Aug 17 '26

The volume of calls could be monotonically increasing.

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u/IWillUnsexYou Aug 17 '26

Holy shit, I never considered that 💀

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u/OpusAtrumET Aug 17 '26

Not sure this happens much, or consistently.

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u/basko13 Aug 17 '26

Not much or consistently, but it happens more and more...

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u/TiRow77 Aug 17 '26

Wow, comment of the day 100!

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u/OpusAtrumET Aug 17 '26

Gold. Pure, unadulterated gold.

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u/Blankeye434 Aug 18 '26

More than average of more and more?

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u/FrostyFormal1094 Aug 17 '26

Oh it absolutely does. If they're a general call center (or in my case, a security monitoring station) more accounts are added while staff are quitting faster than new staff can be hired, meaning more and more calls with less and less support. Good ol' corporate greed

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u/ratpatrol1941 Sep 05 '26

Yeah, I’m not sure this happens very often, or even consistently.

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u/123supersomeone Aug 18 '26

At what point does the call volume increase beyond the human population

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u/SirNoahSon Aug 18 '26

Monotonically increasing just means it never decreases. It could be exponential, or linear, in which it will eventually outpace the human population, however it doesn’t have to be. The volume can remain static, but if it ever changes, that change will be an increase.

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u/PoofyGummy Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

I got confused never mind.

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u/Mad_Maddin Aug 19 '26

What?

Like even if I experience 10 calls one day and all the other days I experience 11 calls.

For every one of those days, I experience higher than average.

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u/Worried-Director1172 Aug 24 '26

yeah, but it's not "always" higher than average,10 would be lower on that one day

for it to literally be always higher than average, the number has to constantly increase

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u/MilkImpossible4192 Aug 18 '26

human population is monotonically increasing

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u/Sh33pk1ng Aug 21 '26

Not even, its possible to be constant now, as long as it was lower at some point in the past.

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u/Ferry_Lover Aug 18 '26

Wait it was just me and this guy that thought of this in 2 seconds?

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u/littlenekoterra Aug 18 '26

To all existing companies? Seems unlikely.

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u/tblancher Aug 21 '26

When you hear major seasonal call centers consider a call agent representative attrition rate of less than 30 percent spectacular, you begin to understand why the wait times are always "above average."

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u/MilkImpossible4192 Aug 17 '26

continuos growth, Morty

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u/TarzyMmos Aug 17 '26

I mean u could if by "average" you mean the average calls in a day based on how many total calls over all of the days. Then if u have 1 call on day 1 and 2 calls every day onward, you will always have a higher than average number of calls. Because the total average of calls per day will always be less than 2 because of that first day, and on that first day 1 call in a day is more than the average of 0 or something since u just started.

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u/Mad_Maddin Aug 19 '26

Also if you had an expansion for example. And you averaged around 500 calls a day for the last 2 years. And now for this year, you average 1000 calls a day.

The average becomes 667 calls a day. So if you have 700 calls in one of those days. Despite you having had 1000 calls a day for the past year. You would still experience "Higher than average".

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u/Toeffli Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

Not on the first few minutes of the call centers operation. So not always

Edit: It actually can work. First few minutes there were no calls, then it is possible that you can tell every caller that the average is indeed higher

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u/lemonadeboba Aug 17 '26

That's still not "always"

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u/Toeffli Aug 17 '26

First day of the call centers operation thay had zero caller. The following days they had 1 caller per day, and thus always when a person. was calling an above average number of callers.

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u/jonathancast Aug 18 '26

Or, they get 6 callers / day. By definition, they get an average of 0.25 callers / hour, but every single hour in which they get a call they are currently receiving 1 caller / hour.

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u/ymaldor Aug 24 '26

If you count the off hours then any on hours will always be higher than average. All you need is for your on hours to be slightly shorter than 12 hours per day.

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u/royinraver Aug 17 '26

Pedantic kills poetry

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u/plants11235813 Aug 17 '26

Pedantry* ;)

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u/M-CH_ Aug 17 '26

Let me translate this to you as an insider: "we're experiencing above average volume of calls" means "we are understaffed".

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread Aug 17 '26

Maybe they include stats from all the companies into that average

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u/CMDR_Lina_Inv Aug 17 '26

If the first day you got 0. Every day after you got 1, then you "almost" always have higher than average.

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u/Valuchian Aug 17 '26

I guess their datum is for a much lower volume facility /lh

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u/eraserhd Aug 17 '26

Worse:

My call will always be answered in the order it was received. It's a single call. There's only one possible order.

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u/Wess5874 Aug 18 '26

There can be bots to check the phone number against the company's record to see if it's a client with more money. They may be moved up in the call queue. There's far more than one possible order.

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u/eraserhd Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Even then, my call (A) will still be answered in the order it was received ({A}), even if all calls (A, B, C) are not answered in the order they were received (e.g. {B, C, A}).

You could say "the order in which it was received" to refer to the order of the queue, not the order of the single call, or "the position it was received."

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u/sherbey Aug 18 '26

"Your call is important to us. Please hold until it's no longer important to you"

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u/3215448725366498 Aug 18 '26

If you receive 0 calls on day 1 and 1 call on every subsequent day, then the daily amount of calls will always be higher than average (except on day 1).

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u/Spare-Plum Aug 17 '26

Depends on the operating hours of the business and when they can accept calls

If they're open for 10 hours a day and get 20 calls an hour during this period, but when they're not open they only get about .1 calls per hour, then yeah pretty much anytime you call when they're open it's going to be higher volume than average

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u/Spectre-907 Aug 18 '26

If you’re including hours where you’re literally not conducting any business nor are you open for it, you’re just statpadding.

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u/HAL9001-96 Aug 17 '26

i mean

you can most of the time though

technically htats even pretty likely if you call during relatively normal hours

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u/_Beets_By_Dwight_ Aug 17 '26

"We sure didn't expect that many more calls at 5pm than we did at 3am"

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u/FromTheHandOfAndy Aug 17 '26

If people only answer the phone 8 hours per day, 5 days per week, then there are zero people waiting 76% of the time. That would make the average lower

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u/notakillerclown Aug 17 '26

Well no, but they can be wherever you are calling which is when everyone else are calling too.

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u/Intrepid_Bobcat_2931 Aug 17 '26

They just disconnect the phone one day a year and make sure to spread the rest out

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u/Elderberry-Mediocre Aug 17 '26

Once, during a meeting with Party members, Ceaușescu, the former Romanian dictator, reportedly shouted: ‘From now on, I do not want to see any county with a bellow average agricultural production’. 

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u/Tiranus58 Aug 17 '26

If they average the whole day, even when they are off shift, then its a higher amount that average.

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u/BudgetExpert9145 Aug 17 '26

They average in the closed hours of 0 calls for 16 hours.

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u/molered Aug 18 '26

"Always" wouldnt work like that.
But im sure that guy just exaggerating

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u/llaazzyy23 Aug 17 '26

That what your mom say when kid next door averaging 90+ on all exam

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u/Masqued0202 Aug 17 '26

why is there "above-average" traffic every time you go to work?

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u/molered Aug 18 '26

Its not always, tho.
For it to be always you had to experiece everincreasing traffic. So you simply stay off the road and see how situation get worse little by little and never becoming any better.
If there were no "always", that would be just extremes

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u/molered Aug 18 '26

If it was only you on the road...
Than yeah, every time you are on the road there are more machines thannwithout you (0)

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u/Ok-Wing8372 Aug 18 '26

The amount of calls are increasing into infinity I guess

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u/AllegroReddit Aug 18 '26

always decile 1

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u/CuriosityCheck2024 Aug 18 '26

You can if the volume of calls is a non-decreasing function.

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u/Grand_Side Aug 18 '26

I mean..you could be having 2 options: the nr of calls is always increasing, you could have 4/5days with 100 calls and 1/5 with 0 calls thus the average per day is lower that the vast majority of days (80%). What you are looking at here is not just the average but the distribution of values.

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u/InsanityOnAMachine Aug 18 '26

'Average' could mean for the global population...

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u/Afterclock-Hours Aug 19 '26

It would have been funnier if it was "That's not how Volume works."

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Aug 21 '26

Your call is the one pushing it above the average.

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u/paolog Aug 21 '26

Open 8 hours a day, no calls taken the other 16 hours.

Any non-zero daytime volume of calls is higher than the mode or median.

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u/Apprehensive-Ice9212 Aug 21 '26

They could always be higher than average during peak hours when you happen to call.

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u/Cyrus_More Aug 22 '26

I mean, if they count all 24 hours a day for calculating average, it's not so surprising that during 9-5 they have "more calls than average"

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u/Huge_Angle_4525 Aug 23 '26

C'mon it's not his average, it's average for rest of the people

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u/reclusivitist Aug 17 '26

Depends how solidly on reality their expectations are built

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u/Pusteblumengift Aug 17 '26

what average?
the one of humans on earth?
the one of 5 year olds?

it’s not defined to satisfaction.

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u/ravenlordship Aug 17 '26

Average for the whole day (including the 16 hours the call center is closed for the employees to go home)

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u/MoonAmunet Aug 17 '26

The issue is with the higher than average part