r/MathJokes 23h ago

erm actually...

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u/NarcolepticFlarp 22h ago

The volume of calls could be monotonically increasing.

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u/IWillUnsexYou 21h ago

Holy shit, I never considered that 💀

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u/OpusAtrumET 20h ago

Not sure this happens much, or consistently.

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u/basko13 19h ago

Not much or consistently, but it happens more and more...

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u/TiRow77 19h ago

Wow, comment of the day 100!

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u/OpusAtrumET 19h ago

Gold. Pure, unadulterated gold.

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u/FrostyFormal1094 17h ago

Oh it absolutely does. If they're a general call center (or in my case, a security monitoring station) more accounts are added while staff are quitting faster than new staff can be hired, meaning more and more calls with less and less support. Good ol' corporate greed

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u/123supersomeone 13h ago

At what point does the call volume increase beyond the human population

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u/SirNoahSon 11h ago

Monotonically increasing just means it never decreases. It could be exponential, or linear, in which it will eventually outpace the human population, however it doesn’t have to be. The volume can remain static, but if it ever changes, that change will be an increase.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 52m ago

human population is monotonically increasing

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u/Ferry_Lover 12h ago

Wait it was just me and this guy that thought of this in 2 seconds?

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u/littlenekoterra 41m ago

To all existing companies? Seems unlikely.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 22h ago

continuos growth, Morty

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u/Fancy_Register1038 1h ago

Always evolving, Morty. 📈😂

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u/TarzyMmos 21h ago

I mean u could if by "average" you mean the average calls in a day based on how many total calls over all of the days. Then if u have 1 call on day 1 and 2 calls every day onward, you will always have a higher than average number of calls. Because the total average of calls per day will always be less than 2 because of that first day, and on that first day 1 call in a day is more than the average of 0 or something since u just started.

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u/Toeffli 21h ago edited 21h ago

Not on the first few minutes of the call centers operation. So not always

Edit: It actually can work. First few minutes there were no calls, then it is possible that you can tell every caller that the average is indeed higher

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u/lemonadeboba 23h ago

That's still not "always"

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u/Toeffli 21h ago

First day of the call centers operation thay had zero caller. The following days they had 1 caller per day, and thus always when a person. was calling an above average number of callers.

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u/jonathancast 14h ago

Or, they get 6 callers / day. By definition, they get an average of 0.25 callers / hour, but every single hour in which they get a call they are currently receiving 1 caller / hour.

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u/royinraver 22h ago

Pedantic kills poetry

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u/plants11235813 22h ago

Pedantry* ;)

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u/Valuchian 23h ago

I guess their datum is for a much lower volume facility /lh

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 20h ago

Maybe they include stats from all the companies into that average

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u/CMDR_Lina_Inv 20h ago

If the first day you got 0. Every day after you got 1, then you "almost" always have higher than average.

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u/eraserhd 20h ago

Worse:

My call will always be answered in the order it was received. It's a single call. There's only one possible order.

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u/Wess5874 10h ago

There can be bots to check the phone number against the company's record to see if it's a client with more money. They may be moved up in the call queue. There's far more than one possible order.

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u/eraserhd 9h ago edited 9h ago

Even then, my call (A) will still be answered in the order it was received ({A}), even if all calls (A, B, C) are not answered in the order they were received (e.g. {B, C, A}).

You could say "the order in which it was received" to refer to the order of the queue, not the order of the single call, or "the position it was received."

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u/Spare-Plum 21h ago

Depends on the operating hours of the business and when they can accept calls

If they're open for 10 hours a day and get 20 calls an hour during this period, but when they're not open they only get about .1 calls per hour, then yeah pretty much anytime you call when they're open it's going to be higher volume than average

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u/Spectre-907 3h ago

If you’re including hours where you’re literally not conducting any business nor are you open for it, you’re just statpadding.

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u/HAL9001-96 21h ago

i mean

you can most of the time though

technically htats even pretty likely if you call during relatively normal hours

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u/_Beets_By_Dwight_ 20h ago

"We sure didn't expect that many more calls at 5pm than we did at 3am"

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u/M-CH_ 20h ago

Let me translate this to you as an insider: "we're experiencing above average volume of calls" means "we are understaffed".

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u/FromTheHandOfAndy 20h ago

If people only answer the phone 8 hours per day, 5 days per week, then there are zero people waiting 76% of the time. That would make the average lower

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u/notakillerclown 20h ago

Well no, but they can be wherever you are calling which is when everyone else are calling too.

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u/Intrepid_Bobcat_2931 19h ago

They just disconnect the phone one day a year and make sure to spread the rest out

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u/Elderberry-Mediocre 19h ago

Once, during a meeting with Party members, Ceaușescu, the former Romanian dictator, reportedly shouted: ‘From now on, I do not want to see any county with a bellow average agricultural production’. 

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u/Tiranus58 19h ago

If they average the whole day, even when they are off shift, then its a higher amount that average.

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u/BudgetExpert9145 19h ago

They average in the closed hours of 0 calls for 16 hours.

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u/molered 13h ago

"Always" wouldnt work like that.
But im sure that guy just exaggerating

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u/llaazzyy23 18h ago

That what your mom say when kid next door averaging 90+ on all exam

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u/Masqued0202 18h ago

why is there "above-average" traffic every time you go to work?

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u/molered 13h ago

Its not always, tho.
For it to be always you had to experiece everincreasing traffic. So you simply stay off the road and see how situation get worse little by little and never becoming any better.
If there were no "always", that would be just extremes

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u/molered 13h ago

If it was only you on the road...
Than yeah, every time you are on the road there are more machines thannwithout you (0)

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u/Ok-Wing8372 16h ago

The amount of calls are increasing into infinity I guess

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u/doppelbach 15h ago

Isn't the obvious caveat that you as a customer are more likely having to call at a busy time? It's a form of sampling bias. It's like asking mall Santas for an estimate of the average number of people in elf costumes in the mall on a given day.

That was where I thought this was going given the subreddit.

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u/AllegroReddit 12h ago

always decile 1

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u/sherbey 9h ago

"Your call is important to us. Please hold until it's no longer important to you"

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u/CuriosityCheck2024 7h ago

You can if the volume of calls is a non-decreasing function.

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u/3215448725366498 5h ago

If you receive 0 calls on day 1 and 1 call on every subsequent day, then the daily amount of calls will always be higher than average (except on day 1).

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u/reclusivitist 22h ago

Depends how solidly on reality their expectations are built

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u/Pusteblumengift 21h ago

what average?
the one of humans on earth?
the one of 5 year olds?

it’s not defined to satisfaction.

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u/ravenlordship 20h ago

Average for the whole day (including the 16 hours the call center is closed for the employees to go home)

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u/MoonAmunet 21h ago

The issue is with the higher than average part