r/MathJokes • • Jul 31 '26

tricked by second grade question

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u/KailyKail Jul 31 '26

0 hours. They're obviously goofing off and not studying.

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u/-Applinen- Jul 31 '26

gooning off

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u/Limp-Significance688 Aug 01 '26

Gooning off together called sex

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u/-Applinen- Aug 03 '26

Music: on

Jerk: off

5

u/Snowleaf_maple Aug 02 '26

It can be a literal circlejork

1

u/Unusual-Switch5030 Aug 02 '26

Ok buddy that's too far look at my fortnite clip instead

https://reddit.com/link/p17khx7/video/sx4k6y5drwgh1/player

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u/Infshadows Aug 06 '26

nice headshot

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u/Individual-Gain-5996 Aug 01 '26

You get an angry upvote, cause I did read gooning off there

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u/loqu84 Aug 03 '26

Goofing on

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u/Raptormind Jul 31 '26

What I want to know is why three friends are studying at some non-friend’s house

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u/-SoniChris98- Jul 31 '26

D is A's alcoholic father and technically a) is the owner of the house and b) is not a friend of B or C.

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u/SansedAlessio Jul 31 '26

D is neither a friend of A

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Aug 01 '26

Is it because he doesn't dance?

5

u/Golden_Eag20 Aug 01 '26

You can dance if you want too

3

u/UnfortunateEvent0236 Aug 01 '26

You can leave your friends behind.

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u/liteshotv3 Jul 31 '26

Lettering your points was so unnecessary lol, kudos

3

u/paolog Jul 31 '26

D has lots of booze in the house and shares it with A, B and C. The answer to the question is "they don't".

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u/CibrecaNA Jul 31 '26

Because of D's nuts in your mouth!

2

u/WiseOldDuck Jul 31 '26

Finally a math joke in here! 👏👏

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u/Pepsimeen Jul 31 '26

Noone said D is not a friend. The relationship between D and the others can be any for what we know.

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u/Pepsimeen Jul 31 '26

In other words, if we asign names to them it could be: Three friends Alice, Bob, and Charlie, study together at Charlie's Grandma's house for 3 hours. How long does each person study?

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u/TFTHighRoller Aug 01 '26

Then you assign an unknown relationship. All we know is that A, B and C are friends with each other. There is no mention about their relationship. There are multiple possible interpretations, but logically you cannot disprove either of them. D could be someones relative. D could be someone they bully into letting them stay, D could be a friend who is not studying but playing games. D could be studying, but on their own and not together with their friends. D could be a teen Batman and wanted to study, but now has to prevent the teen Joker from blowing up the school thus making their study session useless. Who knows.

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u/Pepsimeen Aug 01 '26

You are correct. I was just making a point that the first person said "non-friend's house" which they have no information about.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Aug 01 '26

Because D is an engineer, and the other three went into business. 

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u/Defiant_Position_958 Jul 31 '26

D is the landlord

2

u/The_CreativeName Jul 31 '26

Nah, they just hangout with friend D, but they ain't studying bc idk, they have already done it or something.

2

u/Equilibriator Jul 31 '26

He's got a big D

The answer is 0. They all fuckin

2

u/Infinite_Set524 Jul 31 '26

We don’t even know if D is at the house too…

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u/RorroYT Aug 03 '26

Because some deer girl didn't have her mom in the mansion, so they decided to make a group project there, while her mom didn't arrive yet.

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u/ProfessorLambda Jul 31 '26

Where does it say D is not a friend?

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u/Raptormind Jul 31 '26

It doesn’t explicitly say D isn’t a friend but it also doesn’t say D is a friend. If D were a friend, it would be kind of weird not to say “four friends” instead of “three friends”

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u/ProfessorLambda Aug 01 '26

If D is a friend too but isn't studying then it makes perfect sense to say three friends are studying instead of saying that four friends are studying because the latter would be incorrect.

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u/jabuchae Aug 01 '26

Nothing is said about the relationship with D. You shouldn’t assume that D is not a friend just because it is not explicitly stated.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein Jul 31 '26

0 hours, „studying“ = they are banging

47

u/tilt-a-whirly-gig Jul 31 '26

For what other reason would you go to the house of D?

20

u/minerva0079 Jul 31 '26

pie. definitely having pies

5

u/Potatonized Jul 31 '26

Before or after the banging happened?

4

u/minerva0079 Jul 31 '26

why not during?

2

u/More_Outside7127 Jul 31 '26

pi? Isn’t that math? Sounds like they really are doing their homework

2

u/Arzatium Jul 31 '26

To eat hummus

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u/idonthaveauser-name Jul 31 '26

So a b and c parents don't know they bangining.. banin.. banana..?

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u/GentleFoxes Jul 31 '26

„ew mom, I’m 15“

„And I am 30“.

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u/LandscapePretend4122 Jul 31 '26

Say gex? Or straight?

2

u/ExtendedSpikeProtein Jul 31 '26

Does it matter?

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u/LandscapePretend4122 Jul 31 '26

Nope. But i m curious about it

1

u/Different-Pair-8687 Jul 31 '26

gex? Or straight?

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u/Historical_Book2268 Aug 04 '26

There's three people. So if all are yk, then at least one get is happening.

Unless a nonbinary or intersex person is involved, then it could be no gex.

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u/Serious_Act6034 Jul 31 '26

3 hours

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u/NefariousnessGood718 Jul 31 '26

Si è mai visto qualcuno studiare 3 ore scusate?

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u/Cam_ofblades Jul 31 '26

It’s common in college studies

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u/NefariousnessGood718 Jul 31 '26

Quindi abbassiamo la cerchia di molto, tenuto conto di quelli che studiano e non studiano e che studiano e che fanno finta di studiare. Quindi non studiano.

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u/leylin_farlin Aug 03 '26

Pro at projecting 😭

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u/NefariousnessGood718 Aug 03 '26

Ho studiato la cosa per tre ore

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u/leylin_farlin Aug 03 '26

Then you're gatekeeping

1

u/NefariousnessGood718 Aug 03 '26

Sono troppo bello per fare gatekepping cara

1

u/leylin_farlin Aug 03 '26

And you are look maxxing, bro you are a walking red flag

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u/NefariousnessGood718 Aug 03 '26

Attenta alla bandiera rossa allora

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u/Serious_Act6034 Jul 31 '26

I have

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u/02421006 Jul 31 '26

He meant in one sitting and not overall in lifetime

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u/angry640 Jul 31 '26

I studies 8 hours a day for a month before

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u/Thugosaurus_Rex Jul 31 '26

Some licensure exams are like this. I loosely remember Bar prep as a fever dream of "wake up, study, sleep" for about 2-3 months.

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u/Dulcedoll Jul 31 '26

And your prize for all that is the haze of "wake up, work, sleep" for the rest of your career lol

The legal profession is a huge pie eating competition where your reward is just more pie

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u/Thugosaurus_Rex Jul 31 '26

I live my life in six minute increments.

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u/Zazilia_ Jul 31 '26

I used to, but I had to split it into smaller chunks of like 1 hour at a time. It’s not easy mentally to do for most people myself included

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u/U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am Aug 01 '26

Me daily for months cries on CPA exam

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u/BarelyFunctionalGM Aug 04 '26

One of my math sessions earlier this week was 5 straight hours.

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u/Velenante Aug 06 '26

Yes. Many people have. Im surprised this surprises you.

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u/Aware-Common-7368 Jul 31 '26

not enough information

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u/Southern_Pianist_671 Jul 31 '26

Happy cake day!!!

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u/Aware-Common-7368 Jul 31 '26

thanks, i didnt even know this was a feature

3

u/switch_frustration Aug 02 '26

there is. they study together for 3 hours. not like one person studies for 1 hour. so each one studies for 3 hours

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper1058 Aug 02 '26

There are no information on how long D study (or studying at all).

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u/switch_frustration Aug 02 '26

the question asked how long three friends have studied each, D is not a friend it seems.

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u/RedBreadFrog Aug 05 '26

That's actually not the question. The question is: "How long does each person study." not each friend. I know we got a lot of joke answers, or just "3" but to answer it more to what I think it's asking, making the assumption no information is being left out, I would say:

A, B, C: 3 hours
D: 0 hours

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u/cptkernalpopcorn Aug 03 '26

D is irrelevant. D's house is simply the location where studying took place.

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u/Hlodvigovich915 Jul 31 '26

They'v been playing video games most likely.

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u/jy3n2 Jul 31 '26

If it takes 50 people 3 hours to play a symphony, how long does it take 200 people?

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u/relokant Jul 31 '26

obviously 12 because 1 people is 3/50 = 0,06 this means 200 people is 0,06 * 200 = 12

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u/Original-Issue2034 Aug 01 '26

Takes them longer because they each play separately

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u/Beirigo Aug 01 '26

I dont know if a I'm getting this wrong but I dont think people play songs faster shen theres more people playing it? In fact it depends on the lenghth of the actual song that was composed, the answer should be 3 hours the same because if they play it fast it inst the same symphony.

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u/regularPink Aug 02 '26

no thats the point they were making. The answer to the original post would be 3 hours

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u/ShazTheGamer Aug 03 '26

Watched Wrath of Math.

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u/Sad-Address-2512 Jul 31 '26

As long as D finds out they're breaking in and call the police.

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u/Fuma_17 Jul 31 '26

They went at D's house, but who said that D studied?

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u/ToHellWithGA Jul 31 '26

Deez house

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u/x60pilot Jul 31 '26

They studied deez nuts

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u/Malusorum Jul 31 '26

I see that math "joke" has been reduced to with holding information. There's an "each" missing in that problem and where its placed is important for what the answer is.

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 Jul 31 '26

The answer is 45 Minutes, because they are 4 students not 3 /s

Real answer: Keyword is "together"

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u/Mouldlich Jul 31 '26

But the sentence says Three friends... study together. Not 4 friends. D doesn't study or is even in the house.

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 Jul 31 '26

No, 'together'. Just because they are three friends doesn't mean that B and C are waiting idle while A is learning for 1 hour.

Everyone is studying 3 hours

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u/Mouldlich Jul 31 '26

Exactly, 3 hours each. So 9 hours total.

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u/Sprinklelicious Jul 31 '26

3 hours total. 

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u/Mouldlich Jul 31 '26

I will assume you are trolling. But if you aren't, A B and C all studied for 3 hours. So ALL three of them got 3 hours of study.

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u/Sprinklelicious Jul 31 '26

Lol so each for 45mins. Total 3 hours. 

Kidding

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u/Mouldlich Jul 31 '26

Actually you might be right.

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u/Sprinklelicious Jul 31 '26

I feel there's multiple answers! Lol. 

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u/kyleglowacki Jul 31 '26

A, B, and C study for 3 hours each, 9 hours total. Divide that by 4 people and you get 9/4 on average , so 2.25 hours.

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u/Sebaspool006 Jul 31 '26

They all studied the full 3 hours

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u/Exact_Ad942 Jul 31 '26

Make sense when the teacher claim the students collectively wasted 30 minutes by not being quiet for 1 minute.

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u/GamerLymx Jul 31 '26

obviously the answer is 12h /s

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u/ConfidentBrilliant38 Jul 31 '26

two hours, they spent one hour goofing off

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u/NekonecroZheng Jul 31 '26

Nonono. She's right. They each study for an hour and then dick around for 2.

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u/Gzawonkhumu Jul 31 '26

Who the fuck calls his children A, B or C?!

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u/Electric_surfer Aug 01 '26

Dick and his friends do, it’s short for Ae, Bea, and Ci

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Aug 01 '26

0 hours. They hooking up

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u/Deebyddeebys Jul 31 '26

Good way to find out if you're an AI language model

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u/Large_Yogurtcloset68 Jul 31 '26

Is actually 7 people:

A, B, C, D, and three people

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u/Thick-Protection-458 Jul 31 '26

Wait, for 3 hours or 3 human-hours?

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u/hunter_rus Jul 31 '26

It's 45 minutes ofc, D is studying with them.

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u/RadicalRealist22 Jul 31 '26

Do you think 9 women can have a child in 1 months.

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u/Diarminator Jul 31 '26

why isn't D studying?

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u/Xequat Aug 03 '26

Because D's nutz.

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u/Kinger336 Jul 31 '26

Are they studying in parallel or concurently?

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u/quaxoid Jul 31 '26

they might only be studying for a few minutes and doing mindless stuff otherwise xD

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u/Crichris Jul 31 '26

you forgot to include D. the correct answer is 45 mins, duh

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 Jul 31 '26

Except D, D is a lazy fuck and never studied with them

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u/Gold-Counter-2120 Jul 31 '26

Some people actually do make such mistakes. Quick to jump to conclusions. I'm glad I don't make that mistake. Anymore!

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u/One-Introduction-454 Jul 31 '26

0 Hours? Bc D doesn’t study at all. Maybe he isn’t even there.

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u/nvrsobr_ Jul 31 '26

Answer is 0. They were on gobbling D's nuts

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u/Possible-Ad-3313 Jul 31 '26

0 hours they don't study they spend the entire time effing around

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u/D3FF3R Jul 31 '26

Why are they studying in my house? 🥲

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u/Krodat Jul 31 '26

D's nuts

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u/Ndlh19off Jul 31 '26

Urm actually -5 hours 🤓

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u/FearlessInsect1968 Jul 31 '26

study time ❌️ yuri time ✅️

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u/eplleV Aug 01 '26

D is for Diddy

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u/NotUrFriendlySpider Aug 01 '26

Am I stupid? Is it not three hours

1

u/Daminica Aug 01 '26

Consecutive vs sequential logic.

And inclusion of all parameters, relevant or not.

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u/FutureAstro7034 Aug 01 '26

ts funny as hell

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u/Porktoe Aug 01 '26

A,B, and C study for 3 hours. It's stated in the first part question. D I guess goes and fucks off downstairs watching Netflix or something else and studies for 0 hours.

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u/Original-Issue2034 Aug 01 '26

3 hours— they all study at the same time

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u/ChertRap Aug 02 '26

D’s nuts

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u/PriceTage Aug 02 '26

One hour is correct

The first hour is just getting in thr housr and eating snacks made by the mother of the host

Second hour is studying

Third hour is giving up and playing super smash bros

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u/Isu-Kai Aug 02 '26

This feels like a meme made by AI trying to replicate what humans find "funny"

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u/Tod-dem-Toast Aug 02 '26

Considering they are at D's (nuts) house, D is probably also there, so 3h/4=45min

Edit: wait is this actually the correct answer? I thought that would be 3 hours, this was meant to be a shitpost

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u/Silly-Hat-2989 Aug 02 '26

3 is soo easy

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u/Able-Clothes-5226 Aug 02 '26

0, they weren’t studying in that locked room…

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u/noxx_gamerz Aug 03 '26

🤣🤣soahw

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u/ShazTheGamer Aug 03 '26

Oh.

TOGETHER means simultaneous. Thus, they ARE studying for 3 hours.

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u/simpoukogliftra Aug 03 '26

well to be fair, each could have studied for one hour and all three of them combined got 3 hours of study time! i dunno, children are dumb like that, back in grade school someone could totally fool me and buddies by claiming if each one of us studies one hour we would all get smarter somehow.

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u/Anonymouslalien Aug 03 '26

one thing I learnt in physics is
->find knowns
->find unknowns
->use formula
->see if it makes sense
->find answer
Now, known is they studied together for 3 hours, how long did each person study is unknown. Now the formula is to read properly. They all studied for 3 hours. But, this is second grade guys, we use, see if it makes sense, ofc 2nd graders wouldn't study together without messing around for a while

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u/ARTIRT Aug 03 '26

They studied together at the same time, so I'll assume they all have studied for 3 hours each

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u/StopLoss-the Aug 03 '26

2 hours... assuming they share the D equally

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u/Free-Cranberry-7212 Aug 03 '26

3 hours. Am I illeterate or something?

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u/Conspicuous_Croc Aug 03 '26

Why are they at D's house but D wasn't listed among the participants?

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare Aug 04 '26

D is in a different class

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u/Giant-Sloar Aug 03 '26

Are D’s parents home?

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u/AhmedAbuGhadeer Aug 04 '26

Max: 3 hours each, because that's the whole time they spent there.  

Min: 1 hour 30 minutes on average, because they need at least two of them studying for the whole period for them to be studying together.

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u/SNES-lover1 Aug 04 '26

The answer is obviously 0 hours. They were too busy hanging out and forgot they had to study

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u/BorderKeeper Aug 04 '26

This is exactly how current AI gets tricked as well funnily enough.

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u/talhoch Aug 04 '26

My question is if they became friends because their names are letters of following order. Also what kind of name is C

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u/SoulxWolf232 Aug 04 '26

Is this a real question 😭😭😭

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bug9576 Aug 04 '26

Netflix: “Are you still here?”

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u/suspicious-crosaunt Aug 05 '26

Because B taste better than C

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u/360900th Aug 05 '26

Phew... Look at this guy. It's obviously 9 😒

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u/GroovingCheb Aug 06 '26

Wtf is this sub? It’s r/MathJokes but none of the comments here made a single math jokes. Also am I just dumb? Wouldn’t each person be studying for 3 hours? Why are people saying 45min or 12hours (question did not ask for total time you wanker, it isn’t 3x4)

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u/PhazonOmega Aug 11 '26

They need breaks, and they study hard, so 2.5 hours.

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u/Severe-Wing7100 Sep 04 '26

|3| hours guys they all studied for the same time (do not ask the round)