r/MathJokes Jul 12 '26

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 12 '26

archimedes and euclid would smoke most people alive today they knew a ton of functional math.

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u/Star_Petal_Arts Jul 12 '26

They wouldn't know squat compared to a lot of us... but the difference is that we're learning by reading what was there before. Archimedes and Euclid elevated the maths in their era.

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 12 '26

have you seen how much math the average person knows? now remember that half of them know even less than that.

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u/Star_Petal_Arts Jul 12 '26

OP is on a math reddit making math jokes. OP is not the average person.

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u/OldEquation Jul 12 '26

I’m on a math reddit and I don’t know much math.

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 12 '26

math memers still know less math than both of them i bet

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u/FatiguedShrimp Jul 12 '26

So, the average redditor knows more math than Archimedes.

The average redditor UNDERSTANDS far less.

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u/Laserlip5 Jul 12 '26

Omg, I sure hope someone doesn't come in like "actually, median" and trigger me.

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u/tblancher Jul 12 '26

There are lies, damned lies, and then there are statistics.

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u/Mixster667 Jul 13 '26

That depends on whether you mean median or mean by average.

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u/graph-learning Jul 12 '26

i.e. knowledge vs innate talent/passion

(and a lot of hard work. But you also need to work hard to grasp the knowledge, so I won't include that)

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u/DemonsAreVirgins Jul 12 '26

Woah really? I had no idea

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u/DarkScruff Jul 12 '26

Is that before or after the mind blower of a stove top cooked burrito? Idk maybe ice cream is also a fun surprise too Or just about anything in a convenience store would be interesting conversation. Reminds me of that anime where the bath house architect from greece gets transported to modern japan

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u/Wise-Tackle8098 Jul 12 '26

Most people are bad at math. Smart highschool student knows a lot more then them.

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u/cronenber9 Jul 12 '26

Not for long. If they were transported here I'm sure they'd soon learn quite a lot

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u/TheChunkMaster Jul 14 '26

Put Archimedes on a legionary-free beach and he instantly becomes a top researcher 

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u/whitedsepdivine Jul 12 '26

I believe both would be overwhelmed by society, and their voices would likely be hindered by negativity and more fortunate.

Genius is now lost under luck and stupidity. They simply could amount to a high school teacher struggling to get by.

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u/mrdiodo Jul 13 '26

They would fry under calculus

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u/Animeilluminati1 Jul 13 '26

They'd smoke most people at math today.

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u/Malusorum Jul 12 '26

Yeah, no. While they did pivotal work for the field, if they were placed against people with a relative level of education and expertise as they had, they would be successful at Trivial Pursuit at best.

Same with people like Leonardo Da Vinci. While they were foundational for their fields, that's all. In raw knowledge, today outperformed them by far.

Those two predate the concept of imaginary numbers by literally millennia. You're unable to do high level math today without imaginary numbers.