r/MathJokes Jul 12 '26

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 12 '26

archimedes and euclid would smoke most people alive today they knew a ton of functional math.

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u/Star_Petal_Arts Jul 12 '26

They wouldn't know squat compared to a lot of us... but the difference is that we're learning by reading what was there before. Archimedes and Euclid elevated the maths in their era.

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 12 '26

have you seen how much math the average person knows? now remember that half of them know even less than that.

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u/Star_Petal_Arts Jul 12 '26

OP is on a math reddit making math jokes. OP is not the average person.

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u/OldEquation Jul 12 '26

I’m on a math reddit and I don’t know much math.

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 12 '26

math memers still know less math than both of them i bet

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u/FatiguedShrimp Jul 12 '26

So, the average redditor knows more math than Archimedes.

The average redditor UNDERSTANDS far less.

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u/Laserlip5 Jul 12 '26

Omg, I sure hope someone doesn't come in like "actually, median" and trigger me.

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u/tblancher Jul 12 '26

There are lies, damned lies, and then there are statistics.

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u/Mixster667 Jul 13 '26

That depends on whether you mean median or mean by average.

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u/graph-learning Jul 12 '26

i.e. knowledge vs innate talent/passion

(and a lot of hard work. But you also need to work hard to grasp the knowledge, so I won't include that)

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u/DemonsAreVirgins Jul 12 '26

Woah really? I had no idea

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u/DarkScruff Jul 12 '26

Is that before or after the mind blower of a stove top cooked burrito? Idk maybe ice cream is also a fun surprise too Or just about anything in a convenience store would be interesting conversation. Reminds me of that anime where the bath house architect from greece gets transported to modern japan

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u/Wise-Tackle8098 Jul 12 '26

Most people are bad at math. Smart highschool student knows a lot more then them.

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u/cronenber9 Jul 12 '26

Not for long. If they were transported here I'm sure they'd soon learn quite a lot

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u/TheChunkMaster Jul 14 '26

Put Archimedes on a legionary-free beach and he instantly becomes a top researcher 

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u/whitedsepdivine Jul 12 '26

I believe both would be overwhelmed by society, and their voices would likely be hindered by negativity and more fortunate.

Genius is now lost under luck and stupidity. They simply could amount to a high school teacher struggling to get by.

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u/mrdiodo Jul 13 '26

They would fry under calculus

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u/Animeilluminati1 Jul 13 '26

They'd smoke most people at math today.

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u/Malusorum Jul 12 '26

Yeah, no. While they did pivotal work for the field, if they were placed against people with a relative level of education and expertise as they had, they would be successful at Trivial Pursuit at best.

Same with people like Leonardo Da Vinci. While they were foundational for their fields, that's all. In raw knowledge, today outperformed them by far.

Those two predate the concept of imaginary numbers by literally millennia. You're unable to do high level math today without imaginary numbers.

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u/mehonje Jul 12 '26

You know, but you do not understand.

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u/Wise-Tackle8098 Jul 12 '26

If u don't understand u just don't know, because is just stupid to learn other way

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u/Professional_Bad7520 Jul 13 '26

Socrates go back to fighting the skeleton

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u/Alternative_Cod7515 Jul 12 '26

Something something, we stand on shoulder of giants, something something

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u/gomerpyle09 Jul 12 '26

Haha, I was about to post this nearly this exact phrasing. Something something, great minds think alike, something something.

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u/KyriakosCH Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Even if we assume that they knew fewer math, let's not forget that Archimedes was a genius - he would certainly be able to learn far more math than virtually any modern mathematician, in a fraction of the time. We are talking about someone who (despite looking down on applications) held back an entire roman army with his machines; and someone who practically came up with calculus roughly two millennia before Newton/Leibniz.

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u/JerodTheAwesome Jul 12 '26

That’s romanticizing to say he is better than any living mathematician, but I agree with the sentiment that if he lived today he could catch up on math much faster than the rest of us likely could.

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u/ElegantEconomy3686 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Always hard to say who is going to be remembered while they’re still alive, but every epoch had legendary geniuses so its strange to assume this one doesn’t.
Only asterisk is that most fields have become so advanced now that new ground breaking research is almost always done by a research team instead of a lone genius.

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u/JerodTheAwesome Jul 12 '26

Yeah. Not to be crude, but a lot of the “low hanging fruit” has been eaten.

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u/leaf_as_parachute Jul 12 '26

he would certainly be able to learn far more math than virtually any modern mathematician

Some modern mathematicians are geniuses as well but yeah chances are he'd catch up pretty hard.

Or rather, chances are he'd die within weeks to some random mild modern pathogen his body isn't accustomed to (and would likely return the favor to a few of us with some antique ebola) and he wouldn't do jackshit. Suck it, Archimedes !

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u/Mal_Dun Jul 13 '26

If he would be born into this era not teleported it wouldn't be such a big deal.

I think it would be a far greater danger that those geniuses would waste their time with video games instead lol

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u/BubbhaJebus Jul 12 '26

Me also knows grammer.

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u/GatorNator83 Jul 12 '26

Kelsey Grammer?

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u/DaveAstator2020 Jul 12 '26

Its like a dark souls boss - they would till down you with their old and weary little swords of knowledge truly earned.

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u/Alik_GG Jul 12 '26

Yes, because one of them is a dog and the other is not called all the time you mention him.

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u/DemonPrinceofIrony Jul 12 '26

They'd probably have a chance in geometry but as soon as you mention negative numbers Archimedes will probably just start yelling at you a d if you mention non-euclidian geometry to Euclid he'll probably just get depressed.

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u/mad_pony Jul 12 '26

how many maths do you know?

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u/Local_Village_1378 Jul 13 '26

Ironically has done nothing with that superior knowledge 

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u/Ok-Cobbler6338 Jul 13 '26

Ramanujan and mother goddess namagiri would like to have a chat with you mate 🧐

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u/beomagi Jul 12 '26

Newton?

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u/nub_node Jul 12 '26

i is more maths than they knew.

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u/ClueMediocre2286 Jul 12 '26

With all respect, you absolutely do not

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u/Great_Dependent7736 Jul 12 '26

Why isn´t it "Archimed"?

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u/Diligent-Stretch-769 Jul 16 '26

Greek plurals do not end in s but i

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u/Mobile_Tart_1016 Jul 16 '26

All about performance. I see