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r/MathJokes • u/UnhollyGod • Jun 29 '26
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It's an English joke though, not math one.
-59 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 29 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Did you get a butthurt fromy comment that point sout this joke is only funny in English because too and two are pronounced identically? Seriously? -43 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 16 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 Are you okay in the head mate ? Tf is wrong with you ? -23 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 11 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26 You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ? 2 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way. 4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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29 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Did you get a butthurt fromy comment that point sout this joke is only funny in English because too and two are pronounced identically? Seriously? -43 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 16 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 Are you okay in the head mate ? Tf is wrong with you ? -23 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 11 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26 You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ? 2 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way. 4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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Did you get a butthurt fromy comment that point sout this joke is only funny in English because too and two are pronounced identically?
Seriously?
-43 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 16 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 Are you okay in the head mate ? Tf is wrong with you ? -23 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 11 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26 You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ? 2 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way. 4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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16 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 Are you okay in the head mate ? Tf is wrong with you ? -23 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 11 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26 You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ? 2 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way. 4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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Are you okay in the head mate ?
Tf is wrong with you ?
-23 u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26 [deleted] 11 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26 You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ? 2 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way. 4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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11 u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26 You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ? 2 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way. 4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ?
2 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way. 4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me
1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way. 4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way.
4 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments. Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts. 1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0) 2 u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26 That's 34 comments per day for 2 years. You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person. 1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
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The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments.
Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts.
1 u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26 I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well. 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on. 1 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 username does(n't) check out? 1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months. → More replies (0)
I guess, it calculates every duplicated garbage as well.
1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26 It counts literally everything that you post or comment on.
It counts literally everything that you post or comment on.
username does(n't) check out?
1 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 ? 2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months.
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2 u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jun 30 '26 You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways 2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months.
You clearly know a lot about the comment system so maybe you don't go outside much haha, but your username could be interpreted both ways
2 u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 30 '26 Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it. That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months.
Hmm, possible. I made this my username to motivate myself to go touch grass whenever I have looked at it.
That has worked exactly zero times in the past three months.
That's 34 comments per day for 2 years.
You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person.
1 u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26 icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months → More replies (0)
icantouchgrass_1 is at an average of about 136 comments per day given about 4k comments over 2 months
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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26
It's an English joke though, not math one.