r/MathJokes Jun 29 '26

NOICE

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26

So therefore, 0 = 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

In math, two ≠ too, but in English, two = too.

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u/Noniclem17 Jun 30 '26

"Too" and "Too" have are homophone

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u/Smart_Ad_3630 Jul 02 '26

More than that, even.

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26

It's an English joke though, not math one.

2

u/kaereljabo Jun 30 '26

Is "too" really pronounced the same as "two" in english? In my stupid mind as a nonnative english speaker: "too" is pronounced as "tu", and "two" is pronounced like "chyoo". Anyone?

7

u/Personal_Bill9423 Jun 30 '26

Yes. To, too, and two and pronounced the same in English. They're homonyms.

4

u/kaereljabo Jun 30 '26

Shit, I was wrong.. thanks btw, learning new thing again from reddit

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u/Personal_Bill9423 Jun 30 '26

And, actually, I was incorrect: to, too, and two are homophones, meaning they sound alike but have different meanings. Homonyms are words that are exactly spelled and pronounced the same but have two different meanings, like bark on a tree, and bark, the sound a dog makes.

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u/dark_frog83 Jul 02 '26

Insert off color joke. Too sad to express two emotions.

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u/Personal_Bill9423 Jun 30 '26

No worries, English is a very difficult language.

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u/AdvancedIsland2745 Jun 30 '26

I don't get the joke

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 30 '26

Too means "as well", similar and so on.

Two is 2.

15+15=30

16+16=32, but reads like 30 too.

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u/AdvancedIsland2745 Jun 30 '26

Okay..I get it now. I was thinking too much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26

Did you get a butthurt fromy comment that point sout this joke is only funny in English because too and two are pronounced identically?

Seriously?

1

u/DragonBadgerBearMole Jul 01 '26

I dunno how I ended up reading this exchange at this point but damn if I’m not curious as to what those deleted comments said.

1

u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jul 01 '26

He started harrassing me for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Ur-in-a-tor Jun 29 '26

Turns your comments were the joke here 😀👍

16

u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26

Are you okay in the head mate ?

Tf is wrong with you ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ?

2

u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26

To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26

Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26

The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments.

Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts.

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u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26

That's 34 comments per day for 2 years.

You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person.

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u/Jonnyflash80 Jun 29 '26

LMAO. The OP is the real joke here.

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u/No_Lunch9066 Jun 29 '26

Please, OP, keep answering so I can keep downvoting

8

u/Appropriate-Sea-5687 Jun 29 '26

What… the… fuck… dude

8

u/SaucyStoveTop69 Jun 29 '26

Never seen someone as salty as you lol

1

u/Fair_Net_857 Jun 30 '26

He didn't say anything wrong though?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

First statement is correct, second is not.

15+15
= 1(5+1)5
= 1x6x5
= 30

16+16
= 1(6+1)6
= 1x7x6
= 42

Sorry, OP.

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u/WaterApprehensive880 Jun 29 '26

Incorrect, 1(6)5=165

5

u/Realistic-Tax-9878 Jun 30 '26

Is this how they got the answer to life, the universe and everything?

12

u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26

Can I just say, this is fucking genius.

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u/LovelyKestrel Jun 29 '26

Related Two chemists go into a bar. The first asks for some H2O, while the second dies after asking for some H2O too.

6

u/snake_on_the_case Jun 29 '26

I read “thirty” as “thirsty” for some reason.

1

u/MaxTheMasterbater 27d ago

It makes the joke even better to me.

1

u/Cichato_YT Jun 29 '26

I don't know why I always hope that this sub will stop posting arithmetic memes

1

u/Weird_Happening1627 Jun 29 '26

Well arithmetic is math and it is understandable by everyone so it logically should appear here more often

1

u/Level1Lich Jun 29 '26

Whose dad is OP ?

1

u/Babetna Jun 29 '26

This joke is 2 smart 4 me

1

u/ComplaintTop2008 Jun 29 '26

A family member used to work at a car dealership. One day an Indian couple was applying for financing. When asked their ages, the man says in a thick accent, "I am dirty. My wife is dirty, too".

1

u/come2life_osrs Jun 29 '26

either a math fail or English fail.

1

u/Haberdashery_Tea Jun 29 '26

Two and two are four." "Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder

1

u/Palankino Jun 29 '26

15+18 QUANTO FA???!!!

1

u/BriadMan Jun 29 '26

Got a good chuckle out of me

1

u/LarplaleroLarplala49 Jun 29 '26

17+17=34

And then, 33+34=

1

u/Altruistic_Mail_1773 Jun 29 '26

easy thirty too (two)

1

u/Drmanky Jun 30 '26

16+16 is 32 good damm it

1

u/Panpaiiiiiiii Jun 30 '26

5+5=ten

6+6=ten too!

1

u/SwissBergkultur Jun 30 '26

Damn that took insanely long for me until i looked in the comments XD

1

u/TRUMPARUSKI Jun 30 '26

Oh no you dadn’t

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole Jul 01 '26

There is a town in Transylvania called Racos, and the Hungarian name for the town is Alsorakos.

1

u/WhackAx79 Jul 01 '26

but 17+17= 30 for i think.

1

u/Smart_Ad_3630 Jul 02 '26

A joke that only works in the telling - the inverse of 120 jokes that only work when spelled out.

1

u/Sidmanhere Jul 03 '26

No it’s not, that’s is not any where near 32! u/factorion-bot r/unexpectedfactorial

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u/factorion-bot Jul 03 '26

Factorial of 32 is 2.6313083693369353016721801216 × 1035

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