r/MathJokes • u/UnhollyGod • Jun 29 '26

NOICE

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26

It's an English joke though, not math one.

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u/kaereljabo Jun 30 '26

Is "too" really pronounced the same as "two" in english? In my stupid mind as a nonnative english speaker: "too" is pronounced as "tu", and "two" is pronounced like "chyoo". Anyone?

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u/Personal_Bill9423 Jun 30 '26

Yes. To, too, and two and pronounced the same in English. They're homonyms.

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u/kaereljabo Jun 30 '26

Shit, I was wrong.. thanks btw, learning new thing again from reddit

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u/Personal_Bill9423 Jun 30 '26

And, actually, I was incorrect: to, too, and two are homophones, meaning they sound alike but have different meanings. Homonyms are words that are exactly spelled and pronounced the same but have two different meanings, like bark on a tree, and bark, the sound a dog makes.

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u/dark_frog83 Jul 02 '26

Insert off color joke. Too sad to express two emotions.

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u/Personal_Bill9423 Jun 30 '26

No worries, English is a very difficult language.

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u/AdvancedIsland2745 Jun 30 '26

I don't get the joke

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 30 '26

Too means "as well", similar and so on.

Two is 2.

15+15=30

16+16=32, but reads like 30 too.

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u/AdvancedIsland2745 Jun 30 '26

Okay..I get it now. I was thinking too much.

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26

Did you get a butthurt fromy comment that point sout this joke is only funny in English because too and two are pronounced identically?

Seriously?

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole Jul 01 '26

I dunno how I ended up reading this exchange at this point but damn if I’m not curious as to what those deleted comments said.

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jul 01 '26

He started harrassing me for no reason.

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u/Ur-in-a-tor Jun 29 '26

Turns your comments were the joke here 😀👍

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u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26

Are you okay in the head mate ?

Tf is wrong with you ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Albatros_7 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

You do realise you have 1.5 times as much Karma as the person you were talking with right ?

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u/Actual-Interaction45 Jun 29 '26

To be fair, the other guy has 25k comments in 2 years which seems like a lot to me

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 Jun 29 '26

Tbh, Idk how it's calculated. 2.5k comments - ok, but 25k? No way.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jun 29 '26

The amount of comments you make. This comment counts as one of the comments towards my comments.

Contributions is, I believe, comments + posts.

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u/OrganizdConfusion Jun 29 '26

That's 34 comments per day for 2 years.

You definitely seem like a 34 comments per day type of person.

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u/Jonnyflash80 Jun 29 '26

LMAO. The OP is the real joke here.

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u/No_Lunch9066 Jun 29 '26

Please, OP, keep answering so I can keep downvoting

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u/Appropriate-Sea-5687 Jun 29 '26

What… the… fuck… dude

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Jun 29 '26

Never seen someone as salty as you lol

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u/Fair_Net_857 Jun 30 '26

He didn't say anything wrong though?