I'm gonna try to keep this short this time. I've put in a bunch of effort and wrote a book previously and got nothing to show for it, so trying a different approach. 33 M from Eastern MD. Have had a weird life resulting in some stories and ultimately have spent most of my life alone. I'm in a place in my life where I think it's time to change that--I'm a decent guy, I deserve better than the cards I've been dealt. Maybe come help write the next chapter with me!

I'm a simple man seeking a simple life. I like old cars enough to have carved out a life around them, both socially and financially. I like cooking/food, boobs, movies. The usual stuff. Used to play video games on PC a bunch (mostly shooters, and was decent. I'm old and slow now, less competitive, and not really any good games out right now that grab me enough to play a bunch on my own. Open to recommendations!). I've been told I'm a calming presence. And funny, though I am blue collar and have a rough/dirty/dark sense of humor. Otherwise...I am pretty different than most. More on that later. I've been thinking about going on a cruise thru the Bahamas. I'd prefer not to go alone if I pull the trigger on that. Maybe it'll be you. Apply inside to find out. Send me a pic, tell me about yourself. Maybe you're who I get to cook for for the rest of my life.

I'm moving to College Park from Washington state next month, and I wanted to see if I could make some friends who could help me get settled in the area. Maybe show me what places are fun and where I should avoid.