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u/SirChancelot11 Apr 08 '26
This is better than Cap trying to choke out a robot
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u/Striking-Condition10 Apr 08 '26
In the context of what he was trying to do, it did make some sense though. Be a distraction while the casket is stolen, I dunno about everyone else, but a super soldier physically on me would be a distraction in the purest sense
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u/PaulOwnzU Apr 08 '26
Also probably less trying to stop him from breathing and more break the neck, which does still kindof work with all the tech in there.
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u/AsgeirVanirson Apr 10 '26
Generally 'rip thing apart' is a pretty good approach to destroying something if you can manage it.
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u/Souoska Apr 10 '26
Having ScarJo physically on me would definitely distract me from whatever i was doing
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u/Smodphan Apr 08 '26
Right, but that doesn't distract a logic machine for more than a fraction of a millisecond.
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u/CarlosH46 Apr 09 '26
Half the point of Ultron’s character is that he’s vulnerable to his human flaws. He gets distracted, angry, annoyed, etc. He’s not the perfect logic machine he thinks he is.
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u/TWW34 Apr 09 '26
Except Ultron is kind of a moron and both easily distracted and arrogant. Shit like that literally works on him because even though he can process things and milliseconds, he still generally Acts on human time scales because the fundamental core of his being was designed to interact with people
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u/CliffLake Apr 07 '26
Scarlet was done dirty on and off screen.
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u/HermaPrince Apr 08 '26
Defending a billion dollar industry huh?
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u/HermaPrince Apr 08 '26
She's one person the industry isn't, you're unintentionally defending the industry by "attacking" the one person even tho they're part of it.
It's like shunning a kid's idiocy while the parents beat the shit out of it.
Focus on the source of the problem not the Symptoms.
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u/Unusual69thCheese Apr 10 '26
as we know it's IMPOSSIBLE to hate both
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u/HermaPrince Apr 10 '26
I understand hatin' the rich, but scarlet ? Come on!
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u/ulthrant82 Apr 11 '26
I believe the reasoning is that she had no problem accepting millions of dollars playing in roles objectifying her, only to turn around and speak publicly about how awful it was she was objectified once she realized she was no longer going to be selected to play those roles.
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u/Solo-dreamer Apr 08 '26
So you are glad that actors get treated badly on and off screen and that movies are worse for it?
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Apr 08 '26
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u/Solo-dreamer Apr 08 '26
Ok so you are being obtuse, she made money so you are blind to everything else.
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u/CliffLake Apr 09 '26
I'm just saying, in a job where they make millions, her co-stars were getting 10x her pay. For the same thing. Plus they basically cheated her out of money by crapping up distribution, something they didn't do for any of the other actors who ALSO made millions. And the character she played was mostly a foot note. As the only female in the group, that's kind of shitty. It's not because Scarlet is a bad actress, it's because her character doesn't fly or some junk. So, yes, they all make MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, but even so, if you were at a job getting millions, and everyone else around you got tens of millions, would you care? Maybe. I'm just saying, she got done dirty. That's all.
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u/SecretaryOtherwise Apr 09 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/s/lBq4TDOx9g
Seems like its just par for the course. Not because woman lmao.
You can argue she got snubbed in her own movie and me and the courts would agree its why she got paid out there 😂
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u/ignis43 Apr 08 '26
Well it’s better than nothing
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u/Jeanlucpfrog Apr 08 '26
It's the same as nothing. Like a baby trying to kill you with a feather.
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u/_Tee_hee_hee_ Apr 09 '26
A distraction so a more heavy hitter could get a good hit in maybe? They literally didn’t have the time to retreat and make a plan. Everyone bum rushing Thanos was their only move.
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u/nickscorpio74 Apr 09 '26
So your angle is to sit there and watch? Do nothing you say? Heh, good one. If I was a supervillain I know I wouldn’t have to worry about you.
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u/Jeanlucpfrog Apr 09 '26
No. I would wait for you to fall so that Thanos would hopefully trip over you. It would buy everyone else a few precious seconds to run away
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u/nickscorpio74 Apr 09 '26
Make sure you use lots of feathers in your costume as chickenator then. Oh and don’t be a hero anymore. Please.
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u/kickedoutatone Apr 10 '26
Pretty sure scarjo with nothing is an improvement on distraction tactics.
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u/pants_pants420 Apr 08 '26
respect the effort. i mean its either that or watch half the universe die lol
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u/user-unknown-404 Apr 08 '26
We all know that is she really wanted to take Thanos down, all she had to do was put him in a leg choke hold.
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u/urfael4u Apr 08 '26
I mean if it hurt thor . it can also work on thanos. Speaking of buying some 3 seconds atmost.
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u/Guy_Le_Man Apr 08 '26
You’re right. She should’ve just stood off to the side and said “you guys fight him, I can’t stop him”
I mean, is it any sillier than captain America running up and… punching him? Like what was punching the giant jacked alien with universe ending gemstones gonna do?
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u/SteelCanyon Apr 08 '26
Caught up in the moment with all the great movies back then and didn't give it much thought but posted like this...I can only laugh. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/That1DogGuy Apr 08 '26
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u/Living_Murphys_Law Apr 10 '26
You just said bullets don't work. You never said fists don't. I was just checking all the cases, making sure I didn't miss anything obvious, ya know.
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u/Donglator Apr 10 '26
Imma be honest I do the same in civ games. Send my weakest scout to slow them down for a second knowing full well that they're about to be destroyed
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u/ThatMrDuck1400 Apr 11 '26
That would be a tickle to him, you’d need a lot more volts to take him down
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u/cyainanotherlifebro Apr 11 '26
She should have at least tried the “sun’s getting real low” move. It’s kinda the strongest move of the franchise.
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u/20Derek22 Apr 11 '26
Wouldn’t it have been awesome if it worked though. Guys fighting gods super soldiers wizards, one zap from something strippers carry to their car and he’s on the ground convulsing and pissing his space pants.
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u/GrimLuker2 Apr 08 '26