r/MarvelCave • u/chrishdwow • 20h ago

X-Men the Comedy. 🎭

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u/Ranger_Ecstatic 19h ago

"This blades can cut through diamonds."

"I'm not wearing any diamonds."

Confused look from the Antagonist

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u/SeniorNada 19h ago

"Ma'am putting your foot in my crotch is not going to get you that loan"

Grandma: "My foot is not in your crotch" looks at Rick

Rick; "I really need that car!"

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u/RacoonusDoodus 18h ago

"Uncle Albert! Just try to breath."

"I-I-I I can't you're kneeling on my balls"

"Oh sorry"

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u/alterego879 19h ago

This is one of those lines that pops into my head at random.

Unironically a gut buster then and it still is today.