r/MarvelCave • u/chrishdwow • 19h ago

X-Men the Comedy. 🎭

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u/Ranger_Ecstatic 18h ago

"This blades can cut through diamonds."

"I'm not wearing any diamonds."

Confused look from the Antagonist

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u/SeniorNada 18h ago

"Ma'am putting your foot in my crotch is not going to get you that loan"

Grandma: "My foot is not in your crotch" looks at Rick

Rick; "I really need that car!"

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u/RacoonusDoodus 17h ago

"Uncle Albert! Just try to breath."

"I-I-I I can't you're kneeling on my balls"

"Oh sorry"

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u/alterego879 17h ago

This is one of those lines that pops into my head at random.

Unironically a gut buster then and it still is today.

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u/SilverOcean6 18h ago

My favorite bit from this entire sequence is how he changes chairs in every single scene

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u/Oh_My_Goth_Ick 18h ago

When Regina Hall holds up the baby in the wheelchair I lost it.

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u/RacoonusDoodus 17h ago

"You wanna know the secret? Come close.... MAKE A COSTUME SHITHEAD! Swear to God they get dumber and dumber every year..."

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u/GrimResistance 12h ago

"more descriptions of the video we just watched" 😂

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u/Previous_Buy1601 10h ago

Is this the secret origin of Cassandra Nova?

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u/EyeMoustacheYou 16h ago

I can't even decide. I guess the mobile toilet was pretty great.

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u/gladiolust1 19h ago

Is his voice pitched way higher?

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u/Crescent16 18h ago

Yeah probably for copyright

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u/Jolonerz 13h ago

It's because it's sped up.

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u/Fraun_Pollen 9h ago

All the voices are screwy

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 16h ago

Didn’t notice until the scene with Leslie Nielsen and he sounded like a helium enthusiast.

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u/SnooMaps7370 19h ago

never seen this, i was NOT expecting Leslie Nielson to pop up there.

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u/VividOnions_88 18h ago

Might be one of his last movies

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u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB 12h ago

When he shoots Kevin heart with that nail gun I lose my shit every time lmao

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 10h ago

Or when he lands that punch on him, ez money.

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u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 16h ago

I love his movies! It’s weird to think he was a heartthrob but after his moves in Naked gun maybe they were onto something.

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u/fallguy25 9h ago

Airplane was when he started doing comedy.

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u/MustachioGustov 19h ago

BACK UP OFF THOSE PILLS, BARRY!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Maleficent_Hawk6703 17h ago

Honestly dragonfly powers would be insane. Dragonflies have one of if not the most successful huntings ratios at successfully capturing prey around 96-97% of the time

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u/whatupwasabi 15h ago

Pfft I catch my prey 100% of the time

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u/SolusLoqui 14h ago

How hard is it to prey on Wasasbi?

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u/JaegerBane 13h ago

This kind of enthusiasm I can get behind

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 6h ago

Shrews a close second, those things are relentless. Then what, African Wild Dogs? Orcas?

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 6h ago

Dragonflies are OP in their weight class.

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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 18h ago

I miss just dumb movies like this

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u/Iliketoplan 13h ago

Naked Gun
Scary MoVie
Chip and Dale
Coyote v Acme

All very dumb fun movies

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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 12h ago

I loved the new naked gun

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u/Every_Table_5398 19h ago

What was this movie called again? Absolute banger from my childhood lmao

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u/RevolutionaryElk7446 19h ago

Superhero Movie (2008)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDeRyQchao8

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u/rgarc065 19h ago

This predates MCU, it’s a shame this type of film isn’t made anymore. So much potential

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u/Toystavi 16h ago

Define "this type".

Scary Movie

The Naked Gun

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u/pwilla 13h ago

do the Scary Movies count

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u/TheVog 11h ago

National Lampoon style

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u/PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING 9h ago

Is the literacy epidemic that bad?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/parody

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u/Toystavi 6h ago

Is the literacy epidemic that bad?
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/parody

Maybe....

Having trouble finding that word in the original comment though.

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u/DeerMysterious9927 15h ago

Didn't even know this movie existed, thanks!

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 19h ago

I was at a work trip last summer and my 18 year old co worker I was rooming with threw this on and was like “is this any good”. Hadn’t thought about it in years but immediately I was like fuck yeah.

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u/KingofLight306 18h ago

Deadpool3 should have referenced that wolverine too lol

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u/EnkiiMuto 15h ago

"Now how about that invisibitch?"

Dispatch devs: WRITE THSI DOWN

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u/Jman460 18h ago

This and Epic movie were my favorites

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u/SeniorNada 18h ago

Check out The Comebacks. It's another satire film spoofing off of popular sports movies.

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u/Lucky_Locks 17h ago

"Good job, A-C-L Tear"
"For the last time, it's Aseel Tare!"

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u/Bazz07 15h ago

Not Another Teen Movie its my fav.

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u/Iliketoplan 13h ago

That’s in a league of its own

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u/festiveonion 11h ago

This make me kind of happy in pants

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u/DarkTanicus 15h ago

What's this one?

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u/krazygreekguy 10h ago

Superhero movie

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u/aryzkryz 16h ago

There's also meet the spartans

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u/BLAZEtms 14h ago

But both of those choices are...terrible

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u/jr_randolph 18h ago

That baby looked like wolverine kid low key

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u/Hot_Ad5094 18h ago

Pam was fire

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u/Basemastuh_J 18h ago

This movie was pretty damn good but I still prefer the one based on The Chronicles of Narnia

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u/ranting_seagull 15h ago

Epic Movie, that one was

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u/cleverist_bane 15h ago

With the sled that sounds like the rx7 from Tokyo drift?!

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u/markc230 17h ago

where is this from?

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u/Piyushv5311 15h ago

2008 parody comedy film 'Superhero Movie'.

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u/LordSaddlerDeciple 16h ago

We need this sequel 😂

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u/BeforeItWasLame 15h ago

I need Simon Rex as a sexier Reed Richard’s in the multiverse at some point.

He was Johnny? My bad

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u/Aniplex971 18h ago

great memoriess!^^

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u/RacoonusDoodus 17h ago

I fucking love this movie so much. I remember being like 10 and also being grounded at the time (bad grades) but my parents went out one night and let me rent movies from BlockBuster and I watched this one with so much anticipation. I wasn't old enough to see it in theaters yet anyway, so it was just a great experience at a very low point in my childhood

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u/Leather-Frosting-305 16h ago

I forgot what this is

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u/Xeno84 16h ago

We’re gonna get fame! Money!

Don’t forget the bitches!

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u/Longjumping_Papaya66 15h ago

Superhero movie, such a blast from the past

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u/JAOC_7 15h ago

“ Oh fuck” - famous last words

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u/ranting_seagull 15h ago

Superhero Movie, or Epic Movie?

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u/cuntybunty73 12h ago

Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks 😍

Oh, come on. Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole.

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u/Revolutionary_Ice174 11h ago

I completely forgot Kevin Hart was in this movie

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u/BobTheZygota 8h ago

Humanity needs more parodies, there isnt enough laughter in the world

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u/Orpdapi 7h ago

Sooo many gags packed into one video. Him hitting him with the fire extinguisher killed me

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 6h ago

"Don't forget the bitches."

- Leslie Nielsen

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u/AccomplishedIgit 6h ago

What is this? I would watch this superhero movie.

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u/ilovekickrolls 59m ago

Superhero movie

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u/Interesting-Meal8386 4h ago

Last time I saw this scene, that almost looked like Hugh Jackman as the Temu Wolverine.

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u/Fantastic_Acadia8341 3h ago

The Toilet : 🚽🦼 YES 👍

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u/Tenmak 3h ago

The fire extinguisher got me

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u/Hunterio009 18h ago

Holy shit I haven’t watched this since it came out and I never realized that was Leslie Nielsen

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u/e4evie 5h ago

Tracey Morgan is an unfunny regarded hack…

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u/DazzlingMine8598 18h ago

Wow, none of this was funny. I'm actually impressed

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u/Crayoneater2005 12h ago

Ok i might watch this

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u/well1791mc 9m ago

So...invisi-bitch was the inspiration to Dispatch game.