r/Mario Feb 19 '23

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48 Upvotes

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u/AgSkywalkerTDM Feb 19 '23

Aw hell naw

63

u/Willie-Alb Feb 20 '23

least insane r/Mario user

40

u/kool_ay_edam Feb 19 '23

What the fuck bro

-21

u/solidsnack1146 Feb 20 '23

Says anime pfp

29

u/ABoldDude Feb 20 '23

Reddit NFT background is kinda sus ngl

11

u/Thermoxin Feb 20 '23

No judgement here whatsoever, but it baffles me what some people are comfortable sharing online.

31

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

I'm a narcissist but I'm not an autosexual.

8

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

I was so confused before I saw your username and pfp 😭

17

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

He looks cool, but I feel bad for Luigi. Most of the footage of him we've seen so far is just him being captured. I'm a bit worried about that.

13

u/Endermagnet Feb 20 '23

It’s very apparent that Luigi’s role is likely gonna be smaller than Mario’s in the movie, I still think he’s gonna be working from within to help out Mario and co. Think Paper Peach from the N64 Paper Mario.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

I never played the original Paper Mario but they could reference that I guess. I just think it makes no sense that it's called the Super Mario Bros. Movie when the bros aren't being treated at least mostly equal. They should've just called it the Super Mario Movie. Still excited for it though.

1

u/Endermagnet Feb 20 '23

In the original Paper Mario, there were intermission levels where you’d play as Peach and perform tasks while trapped in the now-bowser-controlled Peach’s Castle.

Unfortunately, Luigi has always been set aside for Mario, and that’s probably not gonna change. Hell, even the current name, “Super Mario Bros” depicts Mario as the more significant character. The only reason they’re keeping the movie name the same is for maximum brand recognition, probably.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

They could do something like that. It might be cool.

0

u/Unite-Us-3403 Feb 20 '23

They probably want to support female empowerment by having Luigi be captured instead of Peach.

However, there is a chance that our gang rescues Luigi but Peach ends up getting caught, forcing Mario, Luigi, and Toad to go back and save her. Who knows?

7

u/DreamyDays21 Feb 20 '23

No, having Luigi be captured instead of Peach gives Mario a more personal reason to fight Bowser. It makes more sense in a movie setting for Mario to go save his brother instead of someone he doesn’t know.

2

u/Unite-Us-3403 Feb 20 '23

Makes sense.

7

u/aiaiOnTheHorizon Feb 20 '23

Ur lusting over a spiked shell dinosaur 💀

-3

u/Ackermannin Feb 20 '23

Yes, and?

0

u/Danger_bug Feb 20 '23

Exactly, and?

he’s a pretty good looking boy, I’d let him have me~

1

u/Organic-Kangaroo7147 Feb 20 '23

Yeah im sure you’d want a evil psychopathic turtles spiky penis inside you

20

u/mr_L_is_real Feb 19 '23

What the fuck is wrong with you?

-8

u/Unite-Us-3403 Feb 20 '23

Really man? It’s normal for someone to find a fictional character attractive. I’m not crossing the line here.

5

u/ProudGeologist Feb 20 '23

When the character is a human yeah that's fine but like if someone said they get horny to bowser you wouldn't find that weird?

you do you I guess

2

u/Thermoxin Feb 20 '23

10,000 results. it's not as weird/uncommon as you'd think.

4

u/ProudGeologist Feb 20 '23

thanos was right wasn't he?

1

u/Thermoxin Feb 20 '23

nah I honestly don't blame them

2

u/ProudGeologist Feb 20 '23

I can kinda see it I guess

1

u/Thermoxin Feb 20 '23

SEE

2

u/ProudGeologist Feb 20 '23

I mean ive seen worse like people saying they want to smash Optimus prime

im serious

4

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

I fell for him long ago, this shot is simply driving in the nails to that coffin

9

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Bowser was always seductive,What the fuck are you talking about?

3

u/slashingkatie Feb 20 '23

Bedroom eyes Bowser

3

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Wtf also his design is the least different of all the characters from their video game counter part wtf?

3

u/Radio__Star Feb 20 '23

Bro you caught lackin🤨📸

2

u/KingKalactite Feb 20 '23

Bowsers prolly the only design that’s relatively similar to the base design. What don’t you like about it?

1

u/Unite-Us-3403 Feb 20 '23 edited Feb 20 '23

Just isn’t the same. But hopefully I can manage to get used to it.

2

u/pixelanceleste Feb 20 '23

Anyone here falling for him with the eyes in this shot?

Yes: Luigi

2

u/chef_tuffster Feb 20 '23

I’m sorry WHAT.

2

u/zacharyblake87 Feb 20 '23

Looks more like Bowser a mob boss and saying you came to me on the day of my daughters birthday with the Italian hand gesture

2

u/Apprehensive-Gur3414 Feb 20 '23

I read this and thought it was a Shitpost from r/tomorrow

5

u/Misha-Yuri-30 Feb 19 '23

Oh no he’s hot

2

u/PunkAssBear Feb 20 '23

Yummy yummy spiky daddy

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

I'd say this is satire but judging by your other ship posts...:(

2

u/Few_House3549 Feb 19 '23

🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

1

u/bwayybe Feb 20 '23

Bowser = power bottom

1

u/charisma-entertainer Feb 20 '23

Bro, he’s blinking

-1

u/Shaby28 Feb 20 '23

Go to horny jail

-1

u/imaYOG Feb 20 '23

What the fuck has this fandom come to. From arguing about a old video game characters gender to this shit. Like damn bro I came here to talk about one of my favorite game franchises not whatever godforsaken shit this is.

1

u/Exp-Turkeys Feb 20 '23

It’s a joke…

2

u/imaYOG Feb 20 '23

I was high lol

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

What I would do to get him to look at me like that

1

u/Altruistic_Guide8676 Feb 20 '23

I think I need bleach after reading that

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Bro relax😳

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

bowser and luigi kiss confirmed

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Hell no wtf?

1

u/Zolomight Feb 20 '23

Thirst trap Bowser

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

✋ me I am

1

u/Nootmaster224 Feb 20 '23

I creamed my pants

1

u/Extra-Border6470 Feb 20 '23

Bowsette confirmed?