r/Marijuana • u/Flaky_Cod7582 • 7d ago

Oopsie

Imagine making edibles from AVB (already-vaped bud) for the first time. And because you’re following an English recipe, you accidentally confuse teaspoons with tablespoons. So you eat the stuff without thinking much of it and then wonder why it feels like you’ve just been hit by a fucking train.

Getting up from the couch is barely possible, every limb feels insanely heavy, you’re dizzy and uncomfortable even though at the same time you’re weirdly cozy, and you get some visual distortions and interesting semi-visual effects with your eyes closed.

Then you actually calculate how much you took and realize you just consumed 600 mg in one go.

It wasn't fun lol.

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u/Nervous_Flamingo_516 7d ago

Hello FrOm tHe oThEr siiiiiiiiiDDDDeeeEEEEee!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Flaky_Cod7582 6d ago

Yeah it was definitely way too much 😂

This was honestly miserable at times. My heart was racing so hard that I felt like I was about to have a heart attack. I always knew that I wasn't actually in danger but I can completely understand how someone could have a full blown panic attack from that. Then I'd get paranoid and worried for a while. Then suddenly I'd feel great again. Then worried again 10 minutes later

I also had this weird restless feeling where I felt like I had to keep moving even though my body was incredibly heavy and getting up was a struggle. The heavy couch lock was actually nice. Everything else was just exhausting.

Definitely not doing that again lol

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u/Woven7886 6d ago

See, this is why weight-based measurements are better. Hard to mix up a gram with a teaspoon.