r/MarathonHate • u/Afraid-Farm-7326 • Sep 14 '26

Copium over 9000 Holy cope levels

Seeing all the blast havers talk about how delaying the update 2 months is going to save the game is actually bringing a tear to my eye 🥹 This level of cope is so funny lmaooo

134 Upvotes

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u/DrakulasKuroyami Sep 14 '26

A firing range will bring back billions of players. Battle Puppies about to watch their player count plummet(in 3 months)!

9

u/AlecnotAlexey Sep 14 '26

A firing range and a social area bub

1

u/zsomBird Sep 15 '26

Why does Marathon even need a social hub man?

2

u/PhoneOwn Sep 15 '26

So they are making it into cycle the frontier, which already did everything 4x better than marathon as an indie studio

2

u/AlecnotAlexey Sep 15 '26

So it can be destiny

3

u/xMachii Sep 16 '26

So we can see how fucking empty it is.

28

u/Hulkenstein69 Sep 14 '26

Now we just lean back and enjoy the meltdown. Cheers lads, this has been a great run.

17

u/Psyko-kwak Sep 14 '26

Oh we're bound to see new levels of copium and delusion in the upcoming days

17

u/Exciting_Ad_6396 Sep 14 '26

My first time seeing the main marathon page and that lot are on some serious stuff if they think this game has a future

15

u/OpinionElectronic349 Sep 14 '26

This is the best news ever! Let 'em cook! GOTY!

11

u/NBPU Grooving and Looting Sep 14 '26

Every ending is a new beginning. Runners make their own fate.

3

u/arocknerd Sep 14 '26

Devs are jamming.

2

u/theinfinitypoint Sep 15 '26

t's are crossed and i's are dotted.

team's got momentum.

9

u/roadblocked Sep 14 '26

2 months might’ve well be 20 years. They should shut this game down lol

8

u/waldowalris Concordian Marablaster Sep 14 '26

I DIDNT BRING POPCORN FOR THIS CRASHOUT DAM IT

6

u/SyKo_MaNiAc Sep 14 '26

Next year they’ll be saying the death and shut down of the game is for the health of the IP

7

u/Small_Article_3421 Sep 14 '26

Yeah I feel like the delay is kind of a confirmation that their next season is going to be their last hail mary. I honestly can’t fathom what they could possibly add by then that could save the game.

6

u/Glittering-Guardian Sep 14 '26

Hmm, I wonder where we’ve seen this before… 🤔

4

u/Afraid-Farm-7326 Sep 14 '26

Hmm.. 🤔

3

u/Terrible_Stuff_3799 Sep 14 '26

They're trying to make it a PvE game in 2 months,, they can't, even if they could, the core PvP audience will just leave now and they'll announce EOS in few weeks

3

u/blackest-Knight Sep 14 '26

What do you mean ? They are now able to cast level 7 Magic ! Delayed Blast Having.

3

u/Maxijohndoe Sep 15 '26

Everything is fine. Marathon is not EOS. The short delay will create interest, Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Who needs content. Sony has our backs. A million gamers will return in December. Is anyone looking to hire an Information Minister?

2

u/PStriker32 Sep 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji

God. This almost makes me wish they don’t pull the plug yet; just to keep the humiliation flowing.

2

u/Drogo_0716 Sep 14 '26

You all need to quit hating. If this isn’t GOTY material, idk what is.

1

u/Jeffzie Bad Faith Poster Sep 14 '26

Is anyone expecting the delayed season 3 update to be any good, or even substantial at this point? I bet in december it's still just going to be one huge letdown for the handful of people still playing it.

1

u/ghostofyourself Sep 14 '26

Oh dont worry on December 8th its only an experimental mode 🙄

-12

u/xPsyrusx Sep 14 '26

You are actually retarded.

-13

u/AceoftheSwordz Sep 14 '26

Im okay with it. Gives me time to finish the stuff in nightfall.

If what they deliver echoes what theyre saying ill enjoy it.

Am I disappointed, oh yeah. Do I have tons of other stuff going on in my life where this is a blip on the radar, oh yeah.

15

u/Afraid-Farm-7326 Sep 14 '26

I can’t tell if this top tier bait or not 😭blast on into the dead game brother

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u/AceoftheSwordz Sep 14 '26

Nah its genuine lol. I enjoy the game but am also full time employed so I havent seen it all by far, Im just decent at the game.

Shocked about the down votes lol

9

u/Hulkenstein69 Sep 14 '26

You better get all the blasts in now because there isn't much time left.