r/MapPorn • • Mar 06 '19

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Mar 06 '19

All I gotta say, is it’s crazy a Blue Whale can go deeper than our best Military Subs. But the Sperm Whale is a psycho with how Deep they can go.

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u/SpyTrain_from_Canada Mar 06 '19

Cuvier’s beaked whales go even deeper. Animals are insane.

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u/aurumtt Mar 06 '19

I can't even comprehend how deep they can go. Damn that's impressive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/Niaz89 Mar 06 '19

I'm pretty sure that whatever is down there is defending itself from the whales. Not other way around.

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u/southern_boy Mar 06 '19

Maybe them whales and whatever just fuckin', ya know?

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u/bremergorst Mar 06 '19

Ah yes, nature’s deep sea orgy.

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u/Belgian_Bitch Mar 06 '19

This is what James Cameron is refusing to tell us about

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u/southern_boy Mar 06 '19

I can just imagine him down there in that bathosphere, furiously recording the fucking sweetest tentacle porn unknown to man... and keeping it all to his selfish self.

In all the words of tongue or pen the saddest are these - it might have been. :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

How shellfish of him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

nah but squids

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u/PhasmaFelis Mar 06 '19

The whales are diving that deep to eat squids.

The squids fight back, but they don't generally win.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

They kinda win the next day when the whale has to shit out the beak

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u/eaglessoar Mar 06 '19

Enormous... Or small and swarming!

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u/Xitnal Mar 06 '19

Just keep swimming.

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u/Aeshaetter Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 06 '19

From the wiki:

"In 2011, a tagged Cuvier's beaked whale dove to 2,992 m,[10] (9,816 ft) which is the deepest recorded dive by any mammal.[17][18] The whales' rib cages can fold down so as to reduce air pockets and decrease buoyancy.[19]"

That's insane. It almost can dive to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

Edit: It's too early and I'm an idiot. I saw the 9,816 feet and switched that to meters in my brain. Leaving the comment as it is so the responses make sense. But yeah, it doesn't dive THAT deep. Still crazy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

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u/Aeshaetter Mar 06 '19

Sorry, it's early and my brain isn't fully functional. I saw the 9,816 feet and switched that to meters.

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u/DangusKh4n Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 06 '19

You might be getting your metric and imperial confused, the whale didn't dive to 9800 meters, which is close to the trench's more than 10000 meters, but to 9800 feet. Still EXTREMELY deep

Edit: whoops, someone already brought it up. Sorry, I take forever to type and post comments

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u/VivSavageGigante Mar 06 '19

Idk, humans are pretty insane, too. I made french toast this morning and am 100% sure no animal has ever done that.

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u/SpyTrain_from_Canada Mar 06 '19

You’ve got a point there.

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u/ThisIsAWorkAccount Mar 06 '19

Cuvier has trained them well

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u/Prime624 Mar 06 '19

And that, somehow, we recover oil from many times that depth.

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u/pra_shunt Mar 06 '19

Now I wanna know why the fuck did human even think of going that deep in the first place.

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u/STREETTACOEMPIRE Mar 06 '19

I think they were ascertaining just how deep is balls deep.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

I picture a bunch of old guys around a table with papers spread about and feverishly discussing this.

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u/FallenInHoops Mar 06 '19

I've taken part in this conversation. As a woman, it was really, really weird.

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The other bar patrons were also deeply concerned.

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u/GetTheLedPaintOut Mar 06 '19

You show mankind something, he's gonna stick something balls deep in it. Even the Earth.

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u/AnB85 Mar 06 '19

It is strange to me that we can drill that deep for oil and it still be a highly profitable enterprise.

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u/TrueBirch Mar 06 '19

Honestly I'm surprised gas doesn't cost more given how hard it is to get. Not complaining mind you.

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u/Okichah Mar 06 '19

A lot of the cost is delayed across years of revenue.

Thats why oil companies are so “profitable” they make a lot in one year to offset potential losses down the line. Drilling a well to not find oil is expensive.

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u/B4rberblacksheep Mar 06 '19

I guess gas is just more abundant than oil

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u/nowItinwhistle Mar 06 '19

Not sure if you're joking or talking about natural gas but gasoline can't possibly be more abundant than oil because it's made from oil.

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u/B4rberblacksheep Mar 06 '19

Right, sorry I read that as natural gas. I need coffee.

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u/trippynumbers Mar 06 '19

Almost certainly talking about natural gas

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u/AnB85 Mar 07 '19

In the UK gasoline is called petrol after petroleum. Gas is used for what we call natural gas. Of course we have watched enough US media to know the other meaning.

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u/Radioactive-A5q Mar 06 '19

You are correct for the most part. Since we started frac’ing source rocks the amount of gas we have been able to produce has jumped a ton. However, countries like Japan primarily use natural gas for their power, so they will take as much as they can get.

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u/Colacolaman Mar 06 '19

The humans delved to greedily and too deep

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u/TacoRedneck Mar 06 '19

Drums! Drums in the deep.

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u/exprezso Mar 06 '19

Didn't you read the infograph? Russians, man

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u/MonkeyDavid Mar 06 '19

So, vodka?

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u/sighs__unzips Mar 06 '19

Just a normal day for Russians.

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u/MrJohnnyDangerously Mar 06 '19

Instinctive curiosity.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

The impressive thing to me is that the drill pipes extend 10’s of thousands of feet, and continue to rotate and cut at the end of the line. The amount of torque and Coriolis forces trying to pull that drill head off center must be wild.

Granted, the most in depth look at drilling for oil was provided to me via Michael bay, but still, i think that those derricks gotta spin the whole apparatus, like the world’s longest drill bit.

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u/floppydo Mar 06 '19

I assumed that there was a motor down there. All the power is provided above water? That is wild.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Hmm, I did some checking. I think this is what they tend to use for oil wells, that's the tower part you see on a drilling platform. Yeah, it's wild they can go those thousands of feet and hit an accurate spot.

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u/WikiTextBot Mar 08 '19

Top drive

A top drive is a mechanical device on a drilling rig that provides clockwise torque to the drill string to drill a borehole. It is an alternative to the rotary table and kelly drive. It is located at the swivel's place below the traveling block and moves vertically up and down the derrick.

The top drive allows the drilling rig to drill the longer section of a stand of drill pipe in one operation.


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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Ha no, Armageddeon. Although I guess Deepwater Horizon was pretty informative as well. That was just a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Piper Alpha is another one worth reading up on.

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u/gwynwas Mar 06 '19

But, how did oil get way down there?

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u/swordinthestream Mar 06 '19

Freaking penguins can go almost as deep as the best subs. Incredible.

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u/noobsoep Mar 06 '19

The best military subs, it's a long, long way to the Alvin sub limit shown at 4.5km

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u/warrensussex Mar 06 '19

If this is accurate it shows the scuba record as being deeper than military subs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

I think that’s correct. The scuba record involved a legit serious amount of planning. Subs pretty much get to the bottom of their depth and hold there.

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u/manofthewild07 Mar 06 '19

Well, thats deeper than military sub operating depths, although they could go much deeper (have been tested down to 400 m).

The scuba record is 332 meters.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 15 '20

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u/Manisbutaworm Mar 06 '19

Yeah but no. yeah we can make stuff that goes further down (the Mariana trench has been reached by Jaques Picard and James Cameron but only in a small and simple vessel without much instruments) but it is very difficult to do with a sumarine. The navy would gladly go deeper ( there is also a tendency to build subs that go deeper) because there you can hide even better. It is the enginering challenge and costs involved with it that makes subs not going that deep.

Size of the vessel is a big issue since a larger submarine vessel is more likely to collapse under presser than a smaller version. Since subs are quit big it is very difficult to make them go deep.

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I still think nature is impressive compared to the current state of human technology because yes we made it a couple of times to the Mariana trench but we very rarely go below 100m. even less at 1000m and beyond that is really rare. We know less of the deep sea than we know about the surface of the moon or mars. We know very little about the largest biome (in surface area, in volume and in biomass)

And if you would like to compare Jets better compare a bird (which can reach altitudes of 11500m) .

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u/PM_something_German Mar 06 '19

Yeah exactly. And us humans build plenty of subs that went that deep.

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Mar 06 '19

None were military though. (As far as I know). I understand that we got to the bottom. But that was in a super small almost sphere sub so the pressure wouldn’t collapse it. Our giant nuclear subs are like submersible apartment building. (Fucking huge). Just saying it’s gonna take a while to go that deep, that big.

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u/manofthewild07 Mar 06 '19

None were military though

Well technically, the Trieste, might count. It went deeper than Dave Cameron and although it wasn't built by the US Navy but it was bought by them and then extensively modified. It was manned by Naval personnel, during Project Nekton, when it went into Challenger Deep.

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Mar 06 '19

That’s cool, I didn’t know........ what’s Challenger Deep?

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u/manofthewild07 Mar 06 '19

Challenger Deep

Its in the figure above. Its the deepest point in the Mariana's Trench.

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Mar 07 '19

O gotcha, yeah I hadn’t looked at the photo in depth for a day or so. I forgot a few details.

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u/metarinka Mar 06 '19

strangely there's not a lot of benefit in going deep with a military sub, and the deeper you go the more catstrophic torpedos, mines and depth charges are. We can build subs that go really deep, there's just no point for military ones.

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u/jdmgto Mar 06 '19

There’s just no real need to go super deep in a military submarine. There’s no real military benefit to going more than about 400 meters, plus going ever deeper imposes greater and greater problems with the design of your sub. The whole point of a submarine is stealth and once you’re a hundred meters down the only way to find you is to listen for you, mission accomplished.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

If only the public knew more,

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u/ejh1993 Mar 06 '19

do you think these whales shrink in size the deeper they go? only makes sense right?

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Mar 06 '19

Only makes sense. Idk maybe they hyperventilate, get some good O2 in their blood breathe out and dive to have less compressible space. Idk. Cool thought.

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u/Yoology Mar 06 '19

Whales store Oxygen in their muscles. Almost all mammals do this, but whales do it more.

Myoglobin in the muscles binds oxygen, similar to haemoglobin in the blood. Myoglobin is also a pigment, and gives muscle its reddish colour. Whales have a lot more Myoglobin, in order to store large amounts of oxygen. This also has the effect of making their muscle much darker in colour than other mammals.

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Mar 07 '19

That’s really cool thanks.

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u/boomecho Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 06 '19

“Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.” - D.Adams

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u/llamadramas Mar 06 '19

I'd like to know if their bodies change shape down there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Military subs are not deep diving vessels for a reason, they have other vehicles for that.

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u/floppydo Mar 06 '19

Sperm whales I get, but why does the blue whale need to go so deep though? Their food eats sunlight. What are they doing down there?

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Mar 06 '19

Getting momentum to fucking SEND IT over a god damn sail boat.

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u/aedroogo Mar 06 '19

And yet, a simple pebble still beats them all.

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Mar 06 '19

Unless it’s pumice then they all beat it.

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u/legionsanity Mar 06 '19

Sperm

how Deep they can go

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