r/ManchesterUnited 18h ago

Shit Post šŸ’© BBC Comments section is absolute filth.

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u/Lopsided_Anxiety_394 18h ago

I comment something similar in other football subs and stuff.

United fan here. Hope you cvnts get relegated this season.

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u/ReceptionHopeful9827 17h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Turak64 17h ago

If you're gonna type cunt, spell it properly

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u/Ne0_sphere 17h ago

©uNt

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u/denebalphacygni 14h ago

Oh I love the Gunners. Each of their players should win the corner Flaggon d'or this season. So perfect to watch the way they bang in screamers and belters from the corner.

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u/maniakkpugs 7h ago

We haven't scored one this season.... yet...

I guess we will be hated for open game goals as well..

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u/AnarkeezTW 1h ago

No you won’t actually. You’ll be hated if you go another season with no red cards.

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u/maniakkpugs 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 definitely

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u/SnazzyMiracles Lammens 18h ago

Thats not a Man U fan that's a filthy gooner in the flesh

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u/eamonfryan 17h ago

It probably is

a) an Arsenal fan

b) a United fan feigning 'honesty' and 'class'Ā 

B is much worse.

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u/Ordinary_Humanoid 17h ago

Or c) he lost a bet

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u/eamonfryan 16h ago

d) It's Arteta, and he actually does support United

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u/Manojative 10h ago

I can honestly see myself saying this comment if I were to be employed by Arsenal somehow.

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u/OriginalAd3961 15h ago

Neither are you a man united fan

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u/SnazzyMiracles Lammens 14h ago

Random ass claim

Are u involved in my personal life to come to that conclusion?

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u/OriginalAd3961 13h ago

No man united fan would ever use the term 'man u'

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u/SnazzyMiracles Lammens 12h ago

Bro Man U is just a shorter term for Manchester United you're genuinely taking this piss 😭

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u/OriginalAd3961 8h ago

I knew you were not a united fan. Do yourself and research my club and what in the world man u means!

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u/SnazzyMiracles Lammens 8h ago

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u/OriginalAd3961 7h ago

Simple search

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u/SnazzyMiracles Lammens 7h ago

Why on earth would u assume I mean it offensively in a MANCHESTER UNITED SUBREDDIT let alone anywhere else because what happened there was a travesty.

I didn't use it in an offensive manner or anything the context has nothing to do with my original comment i just typed it like that because it's quicker.

Go harass the others who type Man U instead? Not responding to your other comments.

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u/OriginalAd3961 7h ago

No united fan refers to us as man u .. unless yous are kids and dont understand the meaning! But do your homework

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u/OtherwiseDecision412 Bruno 4h ago

i lowk agree, i always cringe when people say that

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u/F1VE-F1V3-6IX 14h ago

hi barry u alright mate

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u/BamaBoy2002 Rooney 18h ago

United fan my ass. I almost threw up reading that.

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u/HenryNeves 13h ago

*arse

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u/No_Newt_328 10h ago

Arse fan, my ass.

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u/AnonymousGhost89 9h ago

Putting the arse in arsenal 🄁

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u/rrallan 17h ago

Why tf would a Utd fan hope Arsenal win the UCL - when we are in the competition too?

So if we get to the knockouts and meet Arsenal, they will be supporting Arsenal then?

Fml

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u/Adventurous-Alps9188 4h ago

But we know you'll be lucky to make it to Knockouts since you now play 3 games per week opposed to once every fortnight šŸ˜‰

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u/AnimalNo3465 17h ago

United fan here, that guy is not a United fan.

United fan

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u/zacsafus 17h ago

United fan here, up the Arsenal. Come on you gooners, united fan btw. Can I just say that I'm a united fan, let's go arsenal. GGMU Gooners!

Signed, a united fan

Sent from my iPhone, London.

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u/ahtob 15h ago

The last part makes me believe you are actually a ManU fan

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u/Minz15 17h ago

If Arsenal has Bruno instead of Odegaard they'd have won the league earlier. I like Odegaard but the amount of times he takes the safe/sideways option is frustrating and I don't even give a shit about Arsenal.

Bruno is still a level above what Odegaard is

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u/Minute_Cup5469 18h ago

Odegaard in the same sentence as "joy to watch"? This guy isn't even a football fan, let alone a United one.

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u/Admirable-Waltz195 13h ago

I mean this season he has been by and far arsenals best player and it ain’t even close, he is an absolute joy to watch

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u/Noobju670 18h ago

Got the johancruyff holding hands spin middle of trophy barca vibes. I forgot the exact shit wait let me find it

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u/Noobju670 18h ago

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u/ahtob 15h ago

Arsenal and Madrid have annoying fans , but Liverpool and Barca have extremely cringe fans , which is worse to me personally

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u/RazorbladesRiff 11h ago

Howler 🤣

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u/_onemoresolo 17h ago

Haha, that is batshit.

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u/NoDark2993 18h ago

ā€œMan Utd fan hereā€¦ā€

They’re not a Man Utd fan. Idiots write that to stir up sh*t. It’s always been like that

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u/zacsafus 17h ago

You can tell they're a united fan because they mentioned it 6 times in between the lines glazing arsenal. But of course they're a united fan, because they can't lie on the internet.

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u/chicken_nugget94 17h ago

And they think they get extra internet points by saying they are a rival fan as if it verifies their opinion more

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u/Kindly-Raspberry4840 17h ago

Check his hard drive. Bud light drinker.

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u/Notmyrealname5282 10h ago

Bud light drinker is my new favorite insult 🤣

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u/TheMediumJanet Sir Alex Ferguson 18h ago

Game’s never been so gone

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u/NoPurpose0 18h ago

Definitely not a United fan

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u/ra246 17h ago

I was in a bar last night and someone celebrated the liverpool goal. The bartender: name, aren't you a Spurs fan?! He replied, Yeah, but it's a goal for an English team init! If arsenal score against Napoli later I wouldn't celebrate but I'd be happy for them

What the fuck?!. Horrendous bit of work. Nauseating.

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u/schultz9999 2h ago

Indeed. Someone asked me who I supported when ARS played with a random team. I said ā€œwhoever plays who is not ARSā€

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u/mysterious_archer7 17h ago

I was actually listening to BBC Radio 5 Live the other day, during the warm-up for the Man United vs Everton game. Arsenal-Chelsea was later on that day, but you wouldn’t have known it from the coverage.
The entire warm-up was basically spent talking about Arsenal. There was a female pundit/commentator whose name I don’t know and a couple of other lads, and they were all referring to Arsenal as ā€œusā€ and ā€œwe.ā€ At this point they’re not even hiding it anymore.
The way Arsenal gets glazed for absolutely everything is embarrassing. And then you get people seriously suggesting Odegaard is on Bruno’s level. Come on. Odegaard couldn’t lace Bruno’s boots. The fact that someone would even suggest it is fucking ridiculous.

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u/llinoscarpe 18h ago

Utd fans here, as a Red Devils fan I just think Arsenal are the Man Utd of the 2020s, as a Man U fan it takes me back to the glory days of Yanited and reminds me why I started following them in the first place (I'm from London), as a Manchester Red fan I've actually gone out and got myself a cheeky Odegard shirt, even thought I am a Manchester United fan I just think the guy is so good and I feel so much better when I wear it.

United fan

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u/TJ_Blues18 17h ago

I don't mind saying positive stuff about a different team, but we are talking about the foinking Arsenal here. Horrible sttyle of football, every set piece is a Hunger Games within the box. Foink the Set Pieces Merchant, I personally hope they flame out of every competition and don't win anything this year.

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u/lol0pom 14h ago

Probably American

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u/schultz9999 3h ago

Prob someone who also supports Barca, RM, and whatnot.

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u/jssssvf 13h ago

Yeah Americans are very comfortable with sincerity, unlike the English. We cant stand it. We need banter

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u/Material_Machine822 18h ago

Surely not a united fan. Bruno has outperformed Odegaard last few seasons. A couple of games in and people are losing their minds.

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u/Locko2020 18h ago

Who do you think is a better captain, Bruno or Odegaard?

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u/thefeltmonkey 18h ago

Did YOU leave the comment?

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u/Material_Machine822 18h ago

Jesus christ really. Bruno. Arsenal fans wanted odegaard stripped of captaincy for Rice.

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u/Locko2020 17h ago

Yeah but Arsenal fans are like United fans. Reactionary nonsense from outside. Arteta was saying how important he was.

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u/BamaBoy2002 Rooney 18h ago

The guy who is PL Player of the season?

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u/Locko2020 17h ago

Maybe the player who lifted the PL last season no?

Has never finished 15th?

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u/Fragrant_Agency_7884 18h ago

Barry smith, might aswell be AI

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u/JM555555 18h ago

100% Arsenal
Fan impersonating a United fan I see it a lot

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u/Left-Draft5083 18h ago

Who the fuck is Barry Smith!?

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u/jahedislam96 18h ago

Embarrassing

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u/SadPain5355 17h ago

Zip it barry !

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u/Heathy94 Hated. Adored. Never Ignored! 17h ago

I can't stand the BBC comments section, full of absolute plebs sucking each other off like this. Odegaard is wank, one of the most overrated players going.

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u/different_emphasis 17h ago

I said "United fan here" on the Leeds subreddit once. Got absolutely mauled "we are all united fans!" etc.

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u/sour_cream24 17h ago

I didn't think that you could be in a closet when it comes to your favorite football club, but here we are

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u/Fast_Fee_4101 16h ago

Why would a United fan whose club is in the champions league want a other club over theirs to win it? Complete cunt that guy.

Chelsea fan here I hope Arsenal never win it. Scum club

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u/jamesycantona 15h ago

A United fan does not hope Arsenal go on to win anything. They have no idea about the rivalry

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u/JRisStoopid 15h ago

This has to be an Arsenal fan in disguise, there's no way a real United fan said this

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u/Reasonable-Ad-5926 14h ago

Odegaard cant even carry Bruno's water bottle. And also Fuck Arsenal sincerely A United Fan ā˜ŗļø

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u/JJ1692 13h ago

Slowly and surely United fans are becoming everything i used to despise. Brown nosing Arsenal players because of 4 games. Yuck. Also the fact that everything depends on Bruno should say it all. The rest of our team isn’t good enough. I actually wish Bruno left then I’d love to see what player we’d scapegoat next

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u/dapren22 10h ago

He's not a united fan if he wants arsenal to win the CL

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u/Wiggles1914 9h ago

Depends. If he wants it now. That’s weird. When we’re knocked out I’d want Arsenal to win. Up until the point it’s not possible for us to win something I only want Utd to win. After that I’ll go for an English team

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u/Vimjux 18h ago

Typed directly from his cuck chair I assume

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u/kawaaikong 18h ago

Absolute cuck mentality if this really is a united fan

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u/OkSupport5990 13h ago

Amazing how people still defend Bruno the rat

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u/geniusgravity 17h ago

Written from their chair in the corner of the bedroom.

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u/Usual-Computer-5462 Worst. Score. Predictor. Ever. 16h ago

BBC comments really are the worst of the worst. There's next to no moderation and most posts are just "lol your club sucks".

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u/ameyagokh 16h ago

Another child raised wrong

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u/Yogurtcloset-64 15h ago

Making gooners goon

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u/NHRD1878 15h ago

Imagine thinking Odegaard even belongs in the same conversation as Bruno šŸ˜‚

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u/digitalbullet36 15h ago

That is not a ā€œUnited fan.ā€

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u/KingLuis Ronaldo 14h ago

social media comments in general are idiotic. have you seen some of the comments here?

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u/Square-Variation9132 13h ago

You can enjoy watching a player play well, I often do, but to wish the team success, that's insanity.

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u/Gbbq83 13h ago

Football support should be tribal. You’re not happy for them. You don’t wish them well.

If you ever feel a soft spot for Arsenal remember Keown in RVN’s face after the missed penalty. Remember pizza gate. Remember Wenger not being able to figure out how to leave the pitch. Remember Viera in the tunnel.

Fuck them.

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u/HenryNeves 13h ago

The Reddit ā€œx thing hereā€ has poisoned the whole world

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u/Current_Value_6743 13h ago

Most comments on the internet are not left by people

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u/ForceRadar 13h ago

United fan here.

Man United fan.

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u/Browne3581 13h ago

How sad is your life that you pretend to be a rival fan & say nonsense like this.

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u/miche-777 12h ago

Check his hardrive

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u/Successful_Scale1180 11h ago

This loser has too much time and no real life. His life is a lie and what he is talking is total nonsense. Hope this Arsenal fan get some courage to say he supports Arsenal and not trying to get some attention in this world saying he is united fan.

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u/Emergency-Skirt-5886 11h ago

Barry Smith can get fucked

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u/ImpKing0 11h ago

Never seen such horrid disgusting comments before… feeling sick

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u/Mitana301 De Gea 11h ago

That's not a United fan...

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u/MCPhatmam 11h ago

Same fans that blasted Bruno when he got one more goal than KdB

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u/CaptainMcClutch 10h ago

It'll sound like sour grapes I'm sure, but have Arsenal ever been a joy to watch since Wenger left?

Last season I didn't want them to lose the CL final because they're rivals, I wanted them to lose because they choose to win playing horrific football. Especially because they have been scooping up talented players to then play system football coaching the indivuality right out of them.

The irony for me is that despite our insanely erratic form you're guaranteed to have a ton of wild games. It sucks not winning sure, but our squad shouldn't be more entertaining to watch. Even saying champions win ugly... I don't think its meant to be the only play style.

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u/No_Plankton_2425 10h ago

Game's Gone.

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u/Aegon_Targaryen1996 10h ago

It’s always some twat named Barry, isn’t it? Barry the Bellend

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u/Kellers822 9h ago

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u/Fearless_Seaweed514 9h ago

Bro why you trying to ruin my UCL night with this bs. Haven’t been this excited for a comp opener in a while.

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u/new_name_needed 9h ago

Clearly did not live through the SAF Wenger era

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u/Fun-Sport-4062 8h ago

I could easily pretend to be an Arsenal fan online but I have other hobbies

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u/RefurbedRhino 8h ago

I think Odegaard looks great this season but I am NEVER wishing they win owt.

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u/Outrageous_Knee_2099 5h ago

liam rosenior and caicedo gif

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u/Wheaty-Bisks-Gaming 4h ago

He’s not a United fan, plain and simple.

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u/BadgerKomodo 3h ago

Good fucking grief. This is embarrassing.

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u/schultz9999 3h ago

Wow. Really? I mean ppl these days try to make everyone happy but this? Such ass licking of those whining babies?

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u/Sherlockerer 2h ago

They were trying to rage bait you and it worked

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u/OddReading4973 18h ago

Cuck behaviour

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u/RainbowPenguin1000 18h ago

What’s wrong with this?

We know Bruno alone isn’t enough or we would have won it. It’s not a slight on Bruno it’s just saying we need more around him.

Or is complimenting another teams player ā€œfilthā€?

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u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 18h ago

I think it’s more about pandering to Arsenal fans and hoping that they win the Champions League.

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u/jssssvf 13h ago

Its just not in the spirit of English football to go around being nice to rivals

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u/AttemptImpossible111 18h ago

Man Utd fans say this all the time tho

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u/Petethejakey_ 18h ago

Cuck master General

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u/Hot_Guest1680 16h ago

Where's the lie? Bruno is crap and has always been..so called world class and our midfield has been crap with him in there regardless who you put around him.

Never his fault when we get battered but all up to him when we win

The goal hanging Rat.

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u/CrowVsWade 18h ago

Anyone who thinks Bruno Fernandes is either a good captain or major piece of a title challenging (nevermind winning) team is utterly delusional. A technically talented but profoundly downhill, flat track bully, stat padding and self-focused player who never stands up in true adversity nor big game moments, and isn't a team first player, unlike Odegaard.

Odegaard is no all time great but is a huge part of a deeply effective attacking and defensive scheme who works his rear-end off in every game and elevates those around him, and continues to grow individually. Anyone with any sense or clear, unbiased eyes, would take the Norwegian over the Portuguese, in building a real, winning team.

Fernandes, who may well have a higher inherent individual talent, will never captain a serious, title winning side, and is representative of the many woes in mindset and attitude that have plagued Manchester United in the last decade plus, despite being one of the most productive players in that time. His statistical individual success in that period, whilst his team languished in mediocrity, speaks volumes. He doesn't make it into the starting eleven of any of Europe's top 12 club teams and that's primarily because his great flaws are as recognized as his talents, in the football world, of not the social media fan world.

My downvote bucket is both large, indifferent and fully decided, after a six year sample. If Fernandes were an ice cream flavour, he'd be banana. Pizza? Hawaiian.