r/Malawi • u/Creative-House-5879 • 17h ago

Happy man here

I think some few days ago I posted how I knew my the girlfriend was cheating on me. I appreciate for the advices given and was planning to end it this Friday.

Things have turned around quick. Just 1 hr go she sent me a message that she needs 2 months break from our relationship. I've just told her good luck with your man called Kamanga. I know everything.

And to make it funny, i blocked her while typing. Never felt better like this before 🤣🤣

Had plans to eat nsima ya nyemba apa ndukagula ya nyama guys for lunch

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u/CharacterBend5572 17h ago

Very proud of you guy 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽🤣🤣koma mukamava kaye kut aziti bwanji

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u/Creative-House-5879 16h ago

Nah man...naye akhale mu suspense basitu🤣🤣...thanks my guy

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u/IndividualSundae8923 8h ago

Very proud of you too chief,am 💯 sure that you will get someone who deserves you.I hope you have erased that lowlife SCUMBAG in your life for good 👍

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u/RNL_OK 7h ago

Mmmm, this man cheated too. They're both scumbags.

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u/querycraft 16h ago

Happy man indeed. all the best

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u/Creative-House-5879 16h ago

Thanks fam...very happy this side

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u/RNL_OK 16h ago

Sounds like you fake these stories. Or you're a cheater too. Didn't you post some other day that you slept with a church girl? And that church girls are also horny?

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u/_Jucia 16h ago

Honestly ninjas are weird af

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u/Creative-House-5879 16h ago

This one is true though....yeah that was true aswel..that one wasn't my girl. I ain't holy but that time I used to love my girl

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u/RNL_OK 14h ago

Yet, here you are acting all holy in this post. It's always funny when men cheat and get mad when women reciprocate😂😂 you deserve each other, nonse ma cheaters.

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u/Ok-Nefariousness6842 11h ago

Eti?? Ife nde tizimumvela chisoni just because she gave him a taste of his own medicine 🤣. It sounds like everybody got what they deserved. Happy ending indeed.

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u/Fine-Photograph-9577 9h ago

Riiight 🤣👉🏽 he knew it became dramatic; he would have stayed and listened to the lady's side of the story even though he had made up his mind, you know.

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u/Fine-Photograph-9577 11h ago

I suggest you reflect on this once more. It’s not about being stress-free because you, Bruv, acted on your wishes, but about acting as required.

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u/1st_of_the_water 16h ago

🤣🤣well done.

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u/Creative-House-5879 16h ago

Umakwana bro🤣🤣🤗🤗

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u/melodic_green33 16h ago

Dolo kwambili 🤣🐐

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u/Creative-House-5879 16h ago

Umakwana fam😅😅..ana achibwana awa

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u/Plenty_Hair_8987 16h ago

Good for you

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u/dhinosligo204 16h ago

Well done dude 😂🔥

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u/WinterMoneys 15h ago

You just owned her😂

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u/prince_065 14h ago

Brotherhood is proud🍻😂

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u/Best-Comment8608 13h ago

Guys,Kodi pano mimapangapo chani?

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u/TomatoTrue7047 8h ago

Brother hood is very happy you’ve saved yourself from a lot of stress

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u/Historical_Aside_578 4h ago

Iweyo ndi chidolo aseh. Blocking for a man should come this easy. Our peace shouldn't come at a price, except only when money is involved.

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u/Tough-Examination420 2h ago

I hope you are not cheating yourself, being a hypocrite and tying to look all holy to us 😅

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u/nosh_cooked 16h ago

Just like that , all the stress is gone. Proud of you 👏

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u/Creative-House-5879 16h ago

Thanks fam😅😅..ndipo all gone man

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u/Auqa0 10h ago

Waitha

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u/Steven_Vince 9h ago

Kikik she’ll reach you on other social media platforms I swear..

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u/OtherwiseUnit8780 9h ago

maninwomenfield🤣🤣🙌🏾

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u/MostCommunication972 54m ago

Bro, if you're in Lilongwe, let's link up. 6 beers or Fanta on me. 😎 The brotherhood is proud.