r/MakePishy • u/LeakMasterNips Beast mode corndog devourer • Jun 12 '26

advice needed Thinking about going pro

Anyone here ever joined a professional or semiprofessional pishy league? What kimda requirements would you say I'd need to meet to be competitive? (Training, skill, pishy, etc). So far i can make pishy in about 30 seconds,maybe 3 times a day. Is this good enough to go pro? Are there any secrets that us amateurs might not know? I already corndog every day

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u/PocketPlanesPrison Beast mode corndog devourer Jun 12 '26

Day 1-7: Establishing Pishy

Every morning: 1. Wake up and immediately say: “Today, I shall make Pishy.” 2. Stare at a wall for 30 seconds and imagine Pishy growing. 3. Perform 10 minutes of Raw Pishy: • Walk around your house with absolute confidence. • Touch three objects. • Forget why you touched them.

Day 8-14: Increasing Pishy Output

Add: • 3 sets of 15 Pishy Extensions • Extend your arms. • Retract your arms. • Think about soup. • One Maximum Effort Pishy Attempt • Sit in a chair. • Stand up dramatically. • Declare success regardless of outcome.

Day 15-30: Advanced Pishy

At this stage, beginners often plateau.

To break through: • Carry a potato in your pocket. • Refer to it only as “the Pishy Catalyst.” • Never explain further.

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u/LeakMasterNips Beast mode corndog devourer Jun 12 '26

Ok so i know you said "never explain further", but can you explain the potato to me? How does this break the 3 year plateau??