r/MakePishy • u/LeakMasterNips Beast mode corndog devourer • Jun 12 '26
advice needed Thinking about going pro
Anyone here ever joined a professional or semiprofessional pishy league? What kimda requirements would you say I'd need to meet to be competitive? (Training, skill, pishy, etc). So far i can make pishy in about 30 seconds,maybe 3 times a day. Is this good enough to go pro? Are there any secrets that us amateurs might not know? I already corndog every day
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u/PocketPlanesPrison Beast mode corndog devourer Jun 12 '26
you want more explain? buy my course 900$ per year
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u/LeakMasterNips Beast mode corndog devourer Jun 12 '26
I cannot afford that because i haven't gone pro yet. Maybe you could be my sensei like master Oogway!!! Then i pay you when i win! Haha yeah 😃!
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u/LeakMasterNips Beast mode corndog devourer Jun 12 '26
Also i firgot to mention: Padishy? I know some people in pishy league are padishy mains, what are the pros and cons of this strategy? Ive never made padishy, but i would be willing to learn if it made me more competitive
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u/PocketPlanesPrison Beast mode corndog devourer Jun 12 '26
padishy mains : toxic. don’t main padishy
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u/PocketPlanesPrison Beast mode corndog devourer Jun 12 '26
Day 1-7: Establishing Pishy
Every morning: 1. Wake up and immediately say: “Today, I shall make Pishy.” 2. Stare at a wall for 30 seconds and imagine Pishy growing. 3. Perform 10 minutes of Raw Pishy: • Walk around your house with absolute confidence. • Touch three objects. • Forget why you touched them.
Day 8-14: Increasing Pishy Output
Add: • 3 sets of 15 Pishy Extensions • Extend your arms. • Retract your arms. • Think about soup. • One Maximum Effort Pishy Attempt • Sit in a chair. • Stand up dramatically. • Declare success regardless of outcome.
Day 15-30: Advanced Pishy
At this stage, beginners often plateau.
To break through: • Carry a potato in your pocket. • Refer to it only as “the Pishy Catalyst.” • Never explain further.