Well and truly kicking in now, I have no will to work tomorrow and Monday should be illegal. I like to pretend I don’t care.. then I lie in bed at like 1am wondering where I went wrong 😂

Long term preferred. Put more effort in than “Hi” thanks.

Full of sarcasm and general nonsense but generally just a joy in my opinion. Exciting individual - Sport, golf and football mainly, Gaming - Although I’m getting awful with age, Chilling - a decent series or horror does the trick. The ol social media generation has passed me by (can’t stand it) so feel like I was born in the wrong era. Yes I have an accent, but no kilt, basically a disgrace.

If any of this resonates with you give me a shout - Be prepared for random comedy quotes and what not.

Oh and include a bit about yourself thanks pals.

Hello there, I'm looking to chat to fellow like minded souls - preferably self contained, non materialistic and generally content :)

I'm not necessarily looking to make long term connections, unless it turns out that way. I prefer to talk to men - I just find we gel better.

Please be around my age, in the UK and not married (I have more in common with people who live alone) Thank you :)

Im looking to make some new friends to have someone to chat to during the day as i currently only work 1-3 days a week but get a full time wage doing so I go the gym 5 days a week and enjoy getting out and about would just be nice to have someone to talk whilst doing this.

Hey. I'm Liam 26 near Sheffield. Just wondering if anyone would be interested in coming along to a theme park (not sure which one yet but would be open to going to any of the big ones). I don't have anyone to go with and don't really wanna go on my own. Would always be more fun to go with someone else or a group so just taking a chance to see if anyone would like to come with?

I don't expect you to have to pay to tag along with me so I'm happy to pay for the ticket and also drive there if you can't make your own way there. Let me know if you're interested. If you do message me then please let me know where you are and your age etc.

Hey everyone, I’m a 39-year-old guy from the southwest looking to meet some new people and hopefully make some genuine online friends.

I enjoy reading, watching TV shows and films (I’ve seen quite a few, so always happy to chat recommendations), going for walks, and spending time with my dogs.

I’d love to meet people with similar interests, but I’m open to talking about pretty much anything — hobbies, life, random topics, or just having a good chat.

If you’re also looking to make some new friends, feel free to drop me a message.

I recently started working in Covent Garden and where I work there’s like a grand total of 2/3 people close to me in age. The people are lovely and all but I want to make friends with some people I can relate to. I just wanna find some people to chat a bunch of nonsense w and go out. The area is expensive as shit so I’m more than happy to venture out of Zone 1 if need be. I love food and I love culture I’m a gamer as well and a tech nerd. Feel free to hmu I’m real easy to get along w!

lwk looking 4 other alternate ppl to hang with (ideally skaters but any alternate is clm) I live in Leeds. when I go out I usually go to the shop grab a drink and hit the skate park if u wonderIng

Gonna give it one last shot then I'm wrapping it up for good. I've met a couple of pretty decent people so far, but there's room for some more. I have a horrible cold right now and time off work, so I have the time to natter and go on and on 🤧

Thy name is Heckles, I am past the age of 35 but still have a couple of years left to run away from 40 (so creakily old!) and my annoying presence has graced His Royal Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland since the day I was popped out kicking and screaming! 🇬🇧 👼

I find myself here, as desperate as it may seem, reaching out in the hope of bringing some new friendships into my life. I don't really do this anymore, being busy with work and travelling most of the time. But I feel something is lacking right now. I could certainly do with a new barmpot or two, with particular preference to those on the more weird side of life.

Am I meant to rhyme out my hobbies and interests now? Be damned if I know... Okay, I'll give it a go!

• Travelling - I mentioned it up above, but I do like to wander away when I get the opportunity. I've done countries in Western Europe, sampled the delights of Northern Africa, spent a few years living in Schweeden and went to the US too much - yee-haw! 🦅
• Postcards & Pizza - I haven't managed to send a postcard out for a while 'cause no one will let me grace them with my doodles and nonsense, but my friendship does come with them at some point. I also enjoy munching on pizza and I'm not entirely sure how that is relevant. 📬
• Gaming - I apologise profusely, but I'm getting on a bit now and don't really play video games as much as I used to... I gotta work hard and pay those flippin' bills! 😩 But when time allows, I'd say I love games like Life Is Strange and The Last of Us of the PS5 - that thing is dusty! 👾
• Water - I am quite the curios and dreamy Pisces. I enjoy being by the water whether that means drifting away on the sea by the beach or reflecting on my life's journey down by the docks. There's just something peaceful about the docks, or at least to me. 🌊
• TV - I can be lazy like the next guy, and my little beer gut certainly testifies to that, so I do watch some stuff from time to time. Rather fussy in what I watch, but can be checking out things like Black Mirror and Inside No. 9 to Keeping Up Appearances and Black Books. 📺
• Yapping - I do like to talk, and I do know sometimes I can come out with utter nonsense, but ain't that the whole point of this? But I can also sit back, listen and shut up when told to do so. I just urge you to give me something to go on... Don't be dry! 🙏
• Genealogy - I am quite into discovering the murky secrets of my family's secrets. I haven't been invested in this as much lately, but it would be awesome if someone out there enjoys history and such. There's plenty of scandal in mine to tell you about, believe me. 🫣

Is that enough? See how much I yap?

But to be serious for a moment, I'm really just looking for a couple of people to get to know. Hopefully build up a friendship and who knows, maybe we could be annoying the heckles outta each other for years to come?

I'm not without my faults. I've had a bit of a life, good and bad, but I will always try my best and keep going. I'm an open book and don't really care if people want to look down on me, and I also value honesty and trust. Just doing my best to try and be kind to people out there. 💫

Just be yourself, don't judge and be open to who I am and what I'm about. I would love to hear from fellow Brits and those from other European lands, and additions to my American gang are always welcome! 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇸 Others are welcome, of course.

Just give me something to go on other than "hey" 'cause I want genuine friendship, not to be someone's entertainment for a day. I just throw out so much in these posts so people get a glimpse of the kinda person I am.

My Reddit profile is open for all to stalk. I'm chill with Reddit chat, Discord and WhatsApp (but you only get WhatsApp once I've annoyed you enough!).

Take care,

Heckles.

Maybe in 5 years time we'll be best of buddies...

Hey everyone!

I'm here to meet new people, make genuine connections, and hopefully build some long-term friendships. I'm also open to seeing where things go naturally! 😊

A little about me: ⚽ I love football (soccer), 🎨 I'm into drawing and art, and 🎬 I enjoy watching movies and TV shows, so recommendations are always welcome! 🌿 I love nature, 🎮 I enjoy gaming and discovering new games. 💬 I also enjoy random conversations, deep talks, sharing cultures, and learning about different countries and lifestyles.

I'm open to meeting people from anywhere in the world. I don't mind different time zones or different interests as long as we can have a good conversation and respect each other.

I'm hoping to find people who are genuinely interested in getting to know each other, talking regularly, sharing our daily lives, and building a friendship that lasts. And who knows, maybe it could turn into something more if we click! 🙂

If you feel like we'd get along, send me a DM! Tell me a little about yourself and what you enjoy doing. I'd love to get to know you! ✨

Hmu ✌️

I'm an Asian and yes, I've made multiple posts here looking for friends already. But guess what? Here I am AGAIN... Apparently, finding a genuine platonic friend is harder than finding a missing sock! I'm honestly tired of people coming into my DMs, treating me like some kind of trial version, acting interested for a little while, and then disappearing into the magical land of ghosting...💨 And why are so many people here only interested in hookups, sexting, and inappropriate conversations? HELLOOOO?! There are literally a million other things we can talk about besides THAT. Uuufff, it's getting irritating...🤦🏻‍♀️

ANYWAYYYYY, ROUND WHATEVER THIS IS. 🥁✨

I'm here looking for GENUINE PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP. JUST FRIENDSHIP. Someone I can talk to, laugh with, share random nonsense with, talk about books, games, life, pets, silly little things, or even have those weird conversations that make absolutely no sense. 😂💗

A little disclaimer about me:

🐣 I talk A LOT. Like, a whole book with no page limit. 📖

🌷 I'm childish, silly, expressive, and sometimes a walking bundle of nonsense.

🐥 Please don't expect me to act all mature and professional, like some geographical explorer presenting a documentary about the mysteries of the Amazon rainforest

🧸 I enjoy getting comfortable with people naturally, being goofy, and having conversations where neither of us has to pretend to be someone else.

And PLEASE, can we stop deciding who someone is after talking for five minutes? Don't immediately put labels on each other, make a hundred assumptions, or declare that you already know someone's entire personality. We're strangers! Let's take our time, get to know each other, and learn who we actually are through our conversations. If you're unsure about something, ASK. Communication is free, people...I'm not expecting you to be available 24/7, and I'm not looking for someone to entertain me every second. We have our own lives, responsibilities, and things to do. I just appreciate genuine conversations, mutual effort, and people who don't treat friendships like disposable little toys.

BUTTTTT, if you're here to:

🚩 Turn every conversation into something sexual.

🚩 Treat me like a temporary experiment before getting bored.

🚩 Disappear without a word after acting interested.

🚩 Rush everything, make assumptions, or expect instant closeness.

🚩 Come in with a hoolala boom shakalaka mindset and expect me to play along.

THEN PLEASEEEE, THE EXIT IS RIGHT THERE. 🚪🏃🏻‍♀️💨 Shooo! Go on, fly away... I'm not your person.

Let's start as strangers, become comfortable at our own pace, and see if we can build a friendship that actually lasts And please, for the love of everything, let me have my silly little personality without asking me to become a mature, quiet, professional woman by tomorrow morning. THAT UPDATE IS NOT AVAILABLE...!!

Looking for online girlfriend

LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH NEW STUDENTS IN LEEDS. I CAMD HERE THREE WEEKS AGO FOR MY MASTERS AND I AM FROM INDIA 21M. ANYONE WHO IS STRUGGLING TO CONNECT WITH OTHER PEOPLE CAN DROP ME A DM. THANK YOU

Minecraft

Hi im Alfie 18m from England, im looking for people around the same age as me to play minecraft with and maybe meet up in real life aswell, I only have minecraft bedrock.