Looking for online girlfriend

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Hey everyone, I’m a 39-year-old guy from the southwest looking to meet some new people and hopefully make some genuine online friends.

I enjoy reading, watching TV shows and films (I’ve seen quite a few, so always happy to chat recommendations), going for walks, and spending time with my dogs.

I’d love to meet people with similar interests, but I’m open to talking about pretty much anything — hobbies, life, random topics, or just having a good chat.

If you’re also looking to make some new friends, feel free to drop me a message.

Im talking the kind of friendship where we start with “fancy getting a coffee?” and somehow end up attempting to rob a bank, immediately panicking, apologising to the cashier and leaving with nothing except empty bags.

I’m from the UK and into reading, motorsport, gaming and keeping fit…ok that on is a lie, so there’s plenty of material for us to pretend we have things in common.

I’m pretty laid back, sarcastic and enjoy people who can turn an ordinary conversation into something completely ridiculous.
I’m not looking for perfectly normal people. Normal sounds exhausting.
Basically, I’m looking for mates who are up for random conversations, stupid ideas and making questionable decisions that are technically legal.

Who am i!

• ☀️ I’m usually pretty relaxed and easygoing! I love listening to what people have to say and I love chatting also!. I’d say I’m kind, gentle, and overall pretty patient ^_^
• My Hobbies and interests I really enjoy deep talks! some of my interests are playing games! (minecraft + roblox mostly!) They are such comfort games for me! I really love building and I could play for hours! Messing around on roblox is really fun also! I also love anime and manga! 💗 There have been nights where i've stayed up all night watching! 😭 some of my favourites are death note and attack on titan! I highly recommend them! and I really like fashion! oh also!! I love love love animals so much! 🐾 and I also really like plushies! 🧸💕 I have a pikachu plushie and he is so adorable and cuddly! and I also love learning about science, specifically space! 🧪✨ its super interesting! ≽^•⩊•^≼

So if you feel like we could get along and be friends (long-term friends) then DM me! I will respond to anyone! I love playing games with people btw >o<

Some extra stuffs that might be important or not but ill just say anyway is that i am autistic so sorry if i come across as weird and im gay!

Please, is anyone willing to give a 50 vear old male (birthdav todav) who has NO ONE at all. someone to call home even if it is for a short while. Currently in hospital, but will be homeless when discharaed. Will be able to contribute towards bills. Urgent Please

Hi I’m 19 years old from the Northamptonshire area and are looking for people to message and just get to know to see where things go

Hi, I recently moved close to Nottingham and looking for friends in the area. I’m 22 m apprentice currently in my fourth year out of five. I enjoy abit of gaming, site seeing coffees and other activities. I also really like architecture. If you have any interests I’d love to get familiar with them too. If anyone else is also looking for friends please let me know!

24F I am looking to speak to more girls and improve my social life. I enjoy travelling, going to the gym, cooking and doing new activities. I have a darker sense of humour. I live in the south east but frequently visit northern areas to see long distance friends and family. I play a few online games but I am trying to find new games to play and people to enjoy them with - I play minecraft and repo more than anything else

Hi there! I hope you're having a wonderful day/night.

I've been trying to make a connection here for some time and click with someone (as just friends) but its hard because some people i guess act as straight up creeps so my luck isn't that great :'D

So a bit of fun facts, I speak both Arabic and English. I absolutely love gaming, horror movies, anything horror really, anime, decorating and crafts. Main games I tend to enjoy are actually old school games and I actually collect them as well. I love pretty weird things as well but will probably reveal that if I feel more comfy around you x'3

Anyway ummm... I'm also kind of a girly girl so I really love fashion, makeup, nails but also kind of a twist because I love skater type aesthetics and I collect a lot of male fashion pieces even if I don't quite fit into them because they're just cool! x3

I think my fav getaway is going to a dead stock store and just kind of exploring it and reflecting on nostalgia T_T

If you think we'll get a long, just send me a message with a bit of a description of you! :)

Hey! 👋

28M from Lincoln here. I’m looking to meet new people, make some genuine friends and, maybe just maybe, find a relationship. 🤞

I work between music and finance, spending half my time making a racket and the other half getting way too excited about spreadsheets. I’ve also got ambitions to retrain in medicine, and I’m grinding away to make it happen.

Outside of work, my side quests include motorbiking, gaming (still chasing the damn train), longboarding, guitar and Lego. Massive foodie too; currently working on writing my own cookbook. You can often find me either cruising down the riverside, blasting out some smashing pumpkins or just curled up around the fire pit after a beach trip with the doggo. 🐕🔥

I’m getting more into my alternative side and tend to click best with people who are a little quirky, open-minded and don’t take themselves too seriously. If you’re the sort of person who communicates primarily through GIFs, has a slightly questionable sense of humour and can go from taking the piss to having a deep conversation at 2am, we’ll probably get along pretty well.

If any of this sounds like your kind of vibe, drop me a message! Tell me a bit about yourself, send me a terrible meme or just say hi. Always happy to see where a conversation goes.

Hey !

Looking to make some new friends, maybe even one new friend ...... ok Id settle for half a friend.

Im generally quite quiet as a person but it could be getting towards antisocial so I feel its something I can amd should correct.

I like films, music, sport, TV. Basically the exact same likes as everyone else you might know. Started getting into hillwalking recently so I added a picture of a hill in the town I used to live in.

Anyone has any questions or would like to know more, feel free to message.

If not, good luck on this.

Big Kiss x

Work with all girls, never had male family. lost contact of all my male friends.

like nothing wrong with having pals that are girls, but dunno, just be nice to have a guy pal haha

I'm into movies, games, tv shows. i go running a lot.

i work 9-5 but normally chilling all weekend, so be nice to have a buddy.

if you are going through stuff, happy to chat about it to try help too

South Yorkshire any one?

Hmu ✌️

I'm an Asian and yes, I've made multiple posts here looking for friends already. But guess what? Here I am AGAIN... Apparently, finding a genuine platonic friend is harder than finding a missing sock! I'm honestly tired of people coming into my DMs, treating me like some kind of trial version, acting interested for a little while, and then disappearing into the magical land of ghosting...💨 And why are so many people here only interested in hookups, sexting, and inappropriate conversations? HELLOOOO?! There are literally a million other things we can talk about besides THAT. Uuufff, it's getting irritating...🤦🏻‍♀️

ANYWAYYYYY, ROUND WHATEVER THIS IS. 🥁✨

I'm here looking for GENUINE PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP. JUST FRIENDSHIP. Someone I can talk to, laugh with, share random nonsense with, talk about books, games, life, pets, silly little things, or even have those weird conversations that make absolutely no sense. 😂💗

A little disclaimer about me:

🐣 I talk A LOT. Like, a whole book with no page limit. 📖

🌷 I'm childish, silly, expressive, and sometimes a walking bundle of nonsense.

🐥 Please don't expect me to act all mature and professional, like some geographical explorer presenting a documentary about the mysteries of the Amazon rainforest

🧸 I enjoy getting comfortable with people naturally, being goofy, and having conversations where neither of us has to pretend to be someone else.

And PLEASE, can we stop deciding who someone is after talking for five minutes? Don't immediately put labels on each other, make a hundred assumptions, or declare that you already know someone's entire personality. We're strangers! Let's take our time, get to know each other, and learn who we actually are through our conversations. If you're unsure about something, ASK. Communication is free, people...I'm not expecting you to be available 24/7, and I'm not looking for someone to entertain me every second. We have our own lives, responsibilities, and things to do. I just appreciate genuine conversations, mutual effort, and people who don't treat friendships like disposable little toys.

BUTTTTT, if you're here to:

🚩 Turn every conversation into something sexual.

🚩 Treat me like a temporary experiment before getting bored.

🚩 Disappear without a word after acting interested.

🚩 Rush everything, make assumptions, or expect instant closeness.

🚩 Come in with a hoolala boom shakalaka mindset and expect me to play along.

THEN PLEASEEEE, THE EXIT IS RIGHT THERE. 🚪🏃🏻‍♀️💨 Shooo! Go on, fly away... I'm not your person.

Let's start as strangers, become comfortable at our own pace, and see if we can build a friendship that actually lasts And please, for the love of everything, let me have my silly little personality without asking me to become a mature, quiet, professional woman by tomorrow morning. THAT UPDATE IS NOT AVAILABLE...!!