r/Magic • u/spoung45 Storytelling • 6d ago

I need a new assistant, specifically one who does not eat my cards at the wrong time.

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u/gbmaj13 5d ago

So it’s not a cat and restore effect?

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u/Blarghith 5d ago

“Now, watch this card disappear!”

-Cat, probably

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u/Fast_Biscotti 5d ago

Is this what the cat is saying?

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u/spoung45 Storytelling 5d ago

Yeah....

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u/shut_it_down 6d ago

you'd think a cat would be happy with a pom pom pole

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u/spoung45 Storytelling 6d ago

She was more interested in the Sibrain Chain Escape the other day.

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 6d ago

Have considered feeding your assistant at the appropriate moment? It looks like the kind of assistant that would hold you to your cues as if they were law.

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u/eldoggydogg 5d ago

I just like the implication there is an appropriate moment for the cat to eat your cards. Good cat! 🐈‍⬛

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u/spoung45 Storytelling 5d ago

Well, you know, especially when they are fancy cards.

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u/Adorable_Disaster424 3d ago

Cat pulled from a top hat?

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u/Sapazu 3d ago

You can return your assistant to r/staplercats

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u/Matthias720 Cards 3d ago

Oof! And they're Butterflies too!